Star Wars XXX film to be made (IN 3D!!!) - Polidicks

All the women watching had better be careful, 3D porn has been known to impregnate you.

Oh god, they're going to like jizz on the camera and it'll be coming right at us. Oh god oh man.

Don't get pregnant.

"Luke... Who's your daddy?" :v:

luke and leila hilarity

It's going to be out of this world.

I can see it all now! Lightsabers are now dildos! The Sequals will be "The Empire Strikes Ass", "Return of the Brown Eye", "The Phantom Man Ass", and "Revenge of the Shit: The All Anal Final" Chapter

will be better than phantom

[QUOTE=Fkpuz Version 1;23849777]will be better than phantom[/QUOTE] well i certainly hope it doesn't have a child anakin skywalker like the phantom menace did D:

The lightsabers will be a lot longer in this movie.

[QUOTE=The Spie;23846514]Please please oh god no. Not when it's the 30 year anniversary of empire strikes back :saddowns:[/QUOTE] It's funny because XXX is roman numerals for 30 Which is why I first thought this was gonna be a tribute to ESB

Link to article please [editline]01:42PM[/editline] Found it [url]http://movies.ign.com/articles/111/1110472p1.html[/url]

[I]May the force penetrate you![/i]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB9r41hXqn0[/media] :v:

I'm surprised it took them this long to come up with this. Somehow I think they'll end up using the type of costumes seen in the original films, which would be hilarious.

According to Lucasarts view on canon, this movie is part of the official canon.

[QUOTE=Nyaos;23848893]Oh god, they're going to like jizz on the camera and it'll be coming right at us. Oh god oh man.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg[/media] :v:

[QUOTE=Heartboy;23846485]What the fuck? I thought it was gonna be the 8th film you got me cumming for nothing![/QUOTE] You don't know your roman numerals do you? 8 = VIII XXX = 30

I smell a tentacle pron, via sarlac pitt.

[I]"Luke... [B]I AM PREGNANT AND [U]YOU[/U] ARE THE FATHER[/B]!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"[/I]

[QUOTE=Stizzles;23851913]You don't know your roman numerals do you? 8 = VIII XXX = 30[/QUOTE] Star Wars 8 through 29 were straight-to-DVD disasters

Star Whores...THE MOVIE: IN 3D.

Use force, luke.

[QUOTE=Ned Flandish;23846517]Other than the 3D part, I'm surprised nobody has done this already.[/QUOTE] It's probably been attempted, then stopped by an avalanche of Cease and Desist letters.

3D porn is the greatest invention since...3D

I wonder if they'll get a Japanese chick to play Chewbacca. :v: (seriously those bitches ain't ever seen a razor)

[QUOTE=WickedIcon;23854494]I wonder if they'll get a Japanese chick to play Chewbacca. :v: (seriously those bitches ain't ever seen a razor)[/QUOTE] They're getting less and less by they day the Japanese, just the other day i saw one that had shaved, not all of it, but made it half the size. Progress!

[QUOTE=Viper01;23850107]Link to article please [editline]01:42PM[/editline] Found it [url]http://movies.ign.com/articles/111/1110472p1.html[/url][/QUOTE] Whoops, adding to OP right now, I knew I forgot something.

Hand Solo will make an appearance, but his scene will only involve himself.

Star wars IV: A new grope