• Dogs chew off 6-month-old's testicles
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[QUOTE=Edthefirst;21259570]What if he is super sheltered, skips all the sex ed courses, doesn't watch porn due to decreased sex drive because he doesn't have testicles, and finally the day he goes fuck a girl he figures out he has no balls. It's a far cry but I think it makes a good B-movie plot.[/QUOTE] I'd watch it.
The dogs will be euthanized. I was kind of freaking out about it like I always do with testicular mauling. Then I read this. Less madness. [editline]12:00AM[/editline] I just have a thing with dead puppy comedy.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;21259186]Front page cuts the title off at "Dogs chew off 6-month-old's...". I was dreading the word to come[/QUOTE]I was thinking chin. This is worse.
[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;21259318]Girl: "Hey baby, want to have sex?" Boy: "Sure..." Girl: "OH MY GOD. YOU'RE A FEMALE?!"[/QUOTE] I assume you don't know what a penis is.
That sucks some seroius [B][I]ballz.[/I][/B]
that fucking sucks, i cringed reading the article.
I think the pun potential of this thread has vanished.
Why.. why did they have to go for the TESTICLES of all things. Chew off his leg, his arm, his ass... hell even his fucking FACE! But don't take away a man's testicles. That just isn't right. Remember that one where the donkey chewed off a man's left testicle? Remember the discussions about the feeling of it all, ripping out all those veins and muscles and tubular bits connecting your nuts to your innards? Now imagine how this kid must have felt. Just fucking imagine it.
[QUOTE=w 1 z;21259754]I think the pun potential of this thread has vanished.[/QUOTE] Your 5 attempts at puns did nothing to help.
[QUOTE=JC Denton;21259439]Oh my god. The kid won't even realize it, he'll go through his young child life thinking that he is normal, when in fact he is different from the rest. I can't imagine how he'll react when the truth finally hits him. What can a parent do at this point in time? Sex change? Hormone supplements?[/QUOTE] This is exactly what I was thinking. Pretty sad. =S
[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;21259318]Girl: "Hey baby, want to have sex?" Boy: "Sure..." Girl: "OH MY GOD. YOU'RE A FEMALE?!"[/QUOTE] Testicles =/= Penis
[QUOTE=FPChris;21259872]Testicles =/= Penis[/QUOTE] That still is depressing he won't be able to have kids.
[I]We've got to give this young lad a testicular transplant, and fast! If we wait too long, the wound will heal up forever![/I] [B]But doctor! All we have are elephant testicles from the trainee biology lab![/B] [I]....DO IT.[/I] And he shall be the happiest kid who ever lived.
Atleast he can't spread his family's stupid.
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21259795]Your 5 attempts at puns did nothing to help.[/QUOTE] They were pretty damn funny puns.
Om nom nom
I was eating meatballs :ohdear:
His buddies from school are gonna have a blast at the prom ball
[QUOTE=Sobek-;21259785]Why.. why did they have to go for the TESTICLES of all things. Chew off his leg, his arm, his ass... hell even his fucking FACE! But don't take away a man's testicles. That just isn't right. Remember that one where the donkey chewed off a man's left testicle? Remember the discussions about the feeling of it all, ripping out all those veins and muscles and tubular bits connecting your nuts to your innards? Now imagine how this kid must have felt. Just fucking imagine it.[/QUOTE] I have and I can't get it out of my head :gonk:
[QUOTE=Zoook;21260109]I have and I can't get it out of my head :gonk:[/QUOTE] Arghghuaagshdfhaiuhn [img]http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/5230/nomfq.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Sobek-;21260335]Arghghuaagshdfhaiuhn [img]http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/5230/nomfq.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] :golfclap: You, sir, win the thread.
Well that [i]bites[/i]. [QUOTE=Sobek-;21260335]Arghghuaagshdfhaiuhn [img]http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/5230/nomfq.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] :cawg:
I love how if a person kills someone, they get jail; but if a dog harms someone, they get killed. But still that sucks.
[QUOTE=BackflipHatchetAttack;21260388]I love how if a person kills someone, they get jail; but if a dog harms someone, they get killed. But still that sucks.[/QUOTE] Dogs don't exactly get rehabilitated.
Dam he cant fap?
This kid's always gonna have a high voice. :ohdear:
Man just the trauma this kid's going to have to go through for the rest of his life... That would really suck.
sad he's now a eunuch
This makes me hate pitbulls more then I already do.
That's a horrible mom.
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