Kid born without penis, apparently still male

[Wootman]

[quote]The boy can urinate quite readily though he does so through his anus.[/quote]

I read that as "The boy can urinate quite readily though he does so through his arms"

[:smug:]

[quote]A baby born with no penis has been proclaimed male, mainly on the basis of his DNA. The baby was also born without a right thumb and ear and without properly functioning eyelids.

He was registered as a male on his official birth certificate at the Tuanku Fauziah Hospital in Malaysia, after some quick tests confirmed he has more masculine features than otherwise.[/quote]

Lucky dick

[jcallan]

[QUOTE=Wootman;18134986]I read that as "The boy can urinate quite readily though he does so through his arms"[/QUOTE]

[highlight]DO NOT TYPE "ARM PISS" INTO GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH WITH SAFESEARCH OFF[/highlight]

[b]Oh god [/b] :smithicide:

[FartingDog]

I wish I could pee through my anus. What a lucky boy...well the peeing through the anus part.

[jcallan]

[QUOTE=FartingDog;18135045]I wish I could pee through my anus. What a lucky boy...well the peeing through the anus part.[/QUOTE]

....why?

[pie_is_good]

[QUOTE=FartingDog;18135045]I wish I could pee through my anus. What a lucky boy...well the peeing through the anus part.[/QUOTE]

You're insane.

[tnk]

[QUOTE=jcallan;18135024][highlight]DO NOT TYPE "ARM PISS" INTO GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH WITH SAFESEARCH OFF[/highlight]

[b]Oh god [/b] :smithicide:[/QUOTE]

what happens?

[Kaiwren-]

[QUOTE=Maximum Mod;18135334]what happens?[/QUOTE]

I just did, not much.

[radioactive]

Born without a right thumb

[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/right_handed_retard.jpg[/img]

?

[Daolpu]

[QUOTE=radioactive;18135358]Born without a right thumb

[img]http://bombmatt.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/252px-left4dead_windows_cover.jpg[/img]

?[/QUOTE]

left hand

[jcallan]

[QUOTE=radioactive;18135358]Born without a right thumb

[img]http://bombmatt.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/252px-left4dead_windows_cover.jpg[/img]

?[/QUOTE]

The clue is in the title :downs:

[lum1naire]

He's the product of the devils work!

But seriously, I bet the parents are wondering how hes going to grow up 'normally'. It's not like it he has downsyndrome or anything right? just missing body parts and pissing out of his butt..

[metalhead121]

Thank you for not showing pictures.

[davidofmk771]

Well, at least he has an excuse for pissing in the stalls.

[StormHammer]

[QUOTE=furious_d;18134630]this is exactly why I believe in abortion. This kid is gonna have such a rough life. No thumb, no ear, nonfunctional eyelids and no penis. Why would you put your child through all this torment?[/QUOTE]

Hurrr because they obviously knew this was gonna happen before he was even born.

[inzuki]

Any pictures?

[OhSnap!]

Where does he jizzle from?

:ohdear:

[metalhead121]

[QUOTE=OhSnap!;18135770]Where does he jizzle from?

:ohdear:[/QUOTE]

His ass.

[johanz]

He actually has a penis, in his ASS.

[Vaught]

[QUOTE=OhSnap!;18135770]Where does he jizzle from?

:ohdear:[/QUOTE]

How would he masturbate to begin with?

[johanz]

[QUOTE=Vaught;18135813]How would he masturbate to begin with?[/QUOTE]
He wouldn't.

[Vaught]

Hey you never know. :tinfoil:

[skoinks]

[QUOTE=Vaught;18135813]How would he masturbate to begin with?[/QUOTE]

Read the first page of the thread.

[Virtanen]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x98cE4QCrlk[/media]

What I immediately thought of.

[Odellus[v2]]

Pics?

[Hans Klein]

[QUOTE=Kaiwren-;18134328]Alright, I've heard more fucked up stuff than that, let's see what's nex- OH DEAR CHRIST!

Oh what the fuck

Sauce: [url]http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/06/17/male-baby-born-with-no-penis/[/url]

Alright now I think Imma go an hero, brb.[/QUOTE]

[i]That kid would go on to become international recording star Lady Gaga.[/i]

[MachiniOs]

[QUOTE=pie_is_good;18134361]That's a messed up baby. I wonder how the parents feel.[/QUOTE]
I bet they feel like shit but hey, at least he has a awesome party trick now.

[Faren]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz6T83PoFk4[/media]

First thing that came my mind. Aren't I an asshole? :angel:

[editline]09:27AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Vaught;18135813]How would he masturbate to begin with?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=johanz;18135795]He actually has a penis, in his ASS.[/QUOTE]

Get a cucumber.

[gnome]

[IMG]http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/eyUauvTup0w/default.jpg[/IMG]

PISS! PISS OUT MY ASS!!!

[Kai-ryuu]

He has to pee sitting upside down

Also [img]http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/418214/410662.gif[/img] applies