[QUOTE=XSarcYX;25468685]I see this either:
1.) Tasting nothing like the flavours it's supposed to.
or
2.) Being stupidly expensive and not really worth buying for a bit of gum.[/QUOTE]
Or both.
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;25468667]Yes, yes, yes! I love candy, it's all sweet and happy and lovely! Rainbooooooooows!
[/QUOTE]
Rainbooooooooows for everyone!
Am I the only one who would think this would suck?
Tasting an entire 3 course dinner in your mouth without actually getting to eat and digest it would only make you even more hungry. It'd be like smelling a hot meal without getting to eat it, only worse.
[QUOTE=Mega1mpact;25468959]i hope they have gum flavor...[/QUOTE]
Is that like the hot-pocket flavored Hot Pocket?
Yeah, and then get tongue cancer.
I ain't eating that shit.
[editline]18th October 2010[/editline]
As a casual snack maybe...
*sigh* okay I don't know about anyone else here but for me at least half the experience of eating a delicious meal is savoring the smells, enjoying the textures, feeling filled up at the end and a general feeling of stuffed-contentedness
this gum would accomplish none of those things
I chew gum because I want to chew on a sweet flavor for a while until the flavor runs out
terrible idea
Violet, you're turning violet, Violet!
Hopefully I don't turn into a burrito or something.
I'd go with nutritional gum though.
[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;25468807]I hope they make prank ones that start out tasting like a banana split then suddenly switch over to semen[/QUOTE]
oh hell no
[img]http://newsliteimgs.s3.amazonaws.com/101011_gum2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://brucemctague.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/wonka.jpg[/img]
I dont see it...
All they gotta do now is pack all the nutritional value of a three-course meal into that little piece of gum, and add a bit of arcane sorcery to cause people to violently inflate when the desert part is activated.
[QUOTE=ironman17;25481358]All they gotta do now is pack all the nutritional value of a three-course meal into that little piece of gum, and add a bit of arcane sorcery to cause people to violently inflate when the desert part is activated.[/QUOTE]
If all the flavour of a dessert can be included in the gum couldn't they just include none of the negative health affects while retaining the taste? Or even make it extremely healthy?
Hash brownie flavor
Take a drink, and you'll sink, to a state of pure inebriation. You'll be tanked, like the whole Irish nation.
Oh, wait. I forgot. That's a spoof. Well, I still love Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka, nonetheless.
This does actually sound like an awesome idea too.
God damn, that movie was good.
[QUOTE=revrend_slapaho;25481398]Hash brownie flavor[/QUOTE]
What's the point if it doesn't get you high? :geno:
[QUOTE=Namo;25481477]What's the point if it doesn't get you high? :geno:[/QUOTE]
I daresay one of the points of it is to get you high on flavor alone. Works for me!
[QUOTE=munky91;25470361]I thought we couldn't handle nano-particles, because they're small enough to pierce and screw up our cells. How did he make eating them safe?[/QUOTE]
This x1000
[editline]18th October 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Best4bond;25481215][img_thumb]http://newsliteimgs.s3.amazonaws.com/101011_gum2.jpg[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://brucemctague.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/wonka.jpg[/img_thumb]
I dont see it...[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure he has similar goggles to the oompa-loompas
Violet?
Right after I get my fucking braces in!
fuck the chewing gum i want a chocolate river
Hell no! I don't want to turn violet and bloated up like a balloon!
[QUOTE=BCell;25486773]Hell no! I don't want to turn violet and bloated up like a balloon![/QUOTE]
But you will be really thin afterwards!
This little peice of gum is a three course dinner! bull! no roast beef but I haven't got it quite right yet!
[QUOTE=Noz;25469059]We should really be using this technology for something better than gum.[/QUOTE]
Like what? I don't see technology that releases different flavors at different times, separated by what is more or less tasteless layers of gum, being used for military purposes, or curing cancer, or ending world hunger. It's designed for this purpose, so I don't see why people always fuss about 'wasted technology' when we use useless tech everyday anyway.
On topic though, this is kickass, and maybe soon we can have never ending flavor gum, that actually never ends.
They should make one that has the taste of blue waffle.
Baaaaaaaaaaaaacon
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