• Rate This Winner: Seven Year Old Fights off Abductor at Wal-Mart
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[QUOTE=hoodoo456;34623621]Don't thanks the lord, you dumbass, he didn't do a thing, thank your kid for listening to you when you told her to fight back against kidnappers.[/QUOTE] wow look at you stickin' it to god
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[QUOTE=milktree;34623763]Im pretty sure its just a figure of speech just like "thank god!"[/QUOTE] I'm sure it was too. Jesus Christmas why do you guys look into this so much? "herp derp he said thank the lord he must be an ignorant christian!!!"
dear fuck, this thread reminds why i usually stay in DD
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[QUOTE=LiquidNazgul;34624742]I'm sure it was too. Jesus Christmas why do you guys look into this so much? "herp derp he said thank the lord he must be an ignorant christian!!!"[/QUOTE] even if the lady was actually thanking God who gives a fuck?
[QUOTE=hoodoo456;34623621]Don't thanks the lord, you dumbass, he didn't do a thing, thank your kid for listening to you when you told her to fight back against kidnappers.[/QUOTE] Well aren't you cool
Thanks Atheists for derailing the thread. I came her expecting witty retorts about child kidnappings but I guess that couldnt happen
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;34625398]I came here expecting witty retorts about child kidnappings but I guess that couldnt happen[/QUOTE] Well I'm pretty sure that's such an awful topic we can't really joke about it.
[quote]“I just thank the Lord that she got away.”[/quote] [h2]No.[/h2] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shitposting" - Starpluck))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Crash15;34625552][h2]No.[/h2][/QUOTE] Stop feeding this argument. This isn't the place.
Does the father happen to be called Saxton Hale?
wait what the fuck is voluntary manslaughter isn't that just murder?
the CBS video makes it sound like the guy is getting charged with "voluntary manslaughter" AND "brave, smart little girl"
You guys could start a religious argument in a thread named 'old lady feeds ducks, may wield knives'
Smart little girl. Kickass story, scary situation but it's good she did what she did. Fuckin' freak who tried to kidnap her. These fuckin' people just make me sick. [editline]9th February 2012[/editline] It would happen in my state too...
[QUOTE=Instant Mix;34625884]wait what the fuck is voluntary manslaughter isn't that just murder?[/QUOTE] [quote=Wikipedia]Voluntary manslaughter is the killing of a human being in which the offender had no prior intent to kill and acted during "the heat of passion," under circumstances that would cause a reasonable person to become emotionally or mentally disturbed.[/quote]
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I find it funny that a fully grown man was overpowered by a 7 year old. "What are you in for?" "I tried to abduct a little girl." "Tried?" "She fought me off."
[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;34626934]I find it funny that a fully grown man was overpowered by a 7 year old. "What are you in for?" "I tried to abduct a little girl." "Tried?" "She fought me off."[/QUOTE] Guess you never had to baby sit or deal with a kid in a fit of rage. So much energy for such a small person. They're like body-building midgets.
[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;34626934]I find it funny that a fully grown man was overpowered by a 7 year old. "What are you in for?" "I tried to abduct a little girl." "Tried?" "She fought me off."[/QUOTE] clearly you've never held a creature that did not want to be held if they don't want you holding them, [i]they will try their fucking hardest to get away[/I]
[QUOTE=geogzm;34623832][img]http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/unreasonablefaith/files/2011/12/prayers.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] wow what a huge dick i hope he loses his doctering license!!
I don't know if you've ever been bitten by a child Petitioning the government for mandatory warning labels on that shit
[QUOTE=hoodoo456;34623621]Don't thanks the lord, you dumbass, he didn't do a thing, thank your kid for listening to you when you told her to fight back against kidnappers.[/QUOTE] 4 posts in and someone shit talks religion already. Not too surprised.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRV9-9DFnzk[/media] If someone was too lazy to look it up heres the video
[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;34626934]I find it funny that a fully grown man was overpowered by a 7 year old. "What are you in for?" "I tried to abduct a little girl." "Tried?" "She fought me off."[/QUOTE]Angry kids are the motherfucking devil incarnate, you need a goddamn army to restrain them.
[QUOTE=Blazyd;34627856][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRV9-9DFnzk[/media] If someone was too lazy to look it up heres the video[/QUOTE] I'm afraid to read the YouTube comments.
[QUOTE=hoodoo456;34623621]Don't thanks the lord, you dumbass, he didn't do a thing, thank your kid for listening to you when you told her to fight back against kidnappers.[/QUOTE] Get your head outta your god damn ass. [editline]10th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=geogzm;34623832][img]http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/unreasonablefaith/files/2011/12/prayers.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] how is that appropriate to this discussion in any way?
Gotta love FP and its intolerance. But seriously, stop it, it's old and annoying.
Religious discussion in the year of our Lord 2012? Jesus Christ what is wrong with you people.
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