Man at Vegas' Heart Attack Grill suffers heart attack - Polidicks

[QUOTE=thisispain;34718755]no it would be ironic if two friends went to out to eat something and couldn't decide on what to eat. the fat one would say "let's go eat at the heart attack grill". the skinny would say "no way, that stuff just kills you". they angrily go their separate ways and after the fat guy is done eating he leaves to go find his friend and discovers that the salad bar his friend ate at suffered a botulism outbreak causing his friend to die. that would be ironic.[/QUOTE] That is an absolutely beautiful explanation.

Reminds me of The Simpson's episode (called Maximum Homerdrive) where Homer Simpson orders a steak that is 16 LB's

This thread makes me hungry :/

I have one of these in my city, and it owns.

[QUOTE=ewitwins;34719323]There's one (the one in the video) in CHANDLER, AZ. So if you're in the Phoenix area, despair not! There is one near you! I'm totally eating salads for a week, then going there![/QUOTE] I was actually considering going there this past weekend..

[QUOTE=darkshadow321s;34718185]oh, the irony[/QUOTE] IRONY MEANS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF EXPECTED RESULTS OH MY GOD I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH

he got what was advertised

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;34718680]If I ever went to vegas I'd go there, just to try one of those. Of course I wouldn't eat anything else for the next week or so to spread out the calories but still. :v:[/QUOTE] I'd buy the single. Get a nice muffin for breakfast then eat that during lunch to last through the rest of the day and night. Of course, I'd load up on fries as well so I wouldn't need a very large burger.

What a coincidence the Travel Channel just started its segment about the Heart Attack Grill. I feel sorry for the guy but he knew the consequences and had a good burger.

[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;34718426] I wouldn't call it just a grill.[/QUOTE] Oh shit there's one in Arizona. Call me crazy but that looks damn good.

Fuck the food, I want eat the nurses

Just give me the bacon and cheese

I'd wanna go there when I go to the US in two weeks. Though my petty British stomach may not be able to take their huge ass portions.

How do people manage to eat that much? I can barely eat a normal sized burger.

Well, they weren't kidding. What can you expect from the Heart Attack Grill; they say it's unhealthy and it is, so why be surprised if someone eventually gets a heart attack? Sure it's a terrible thing to happen, but if you eat at that place you're rolling the d20 with every bite of the Bypass Burgers. I mean, 8000 calories for the Quadruple Bypass? That's definitely a helluva burger. And the all-you-can-eat french-fry counter isn't exactly the azoth (universal medicine sought after by alchemists) either. Also, I think the reason you can't eat that much, carcarcargo, is that maybe you have a smaller stomach size than those folks. The bigger one's stomach, the more stuff they can hold, and thus the more they are capable of eating in one sitting. I think that metabolism might be a factor in the "equation" too. Apparently gastric bands are a surgical measure used to decrease and/or restrict the size of one's stomach, used to decrease the maximum stuff one can eat in a sitting, thus meaning they have the potential to put on less weight.

This is why you don't [i]actually[/i] name a place something like that. What if he had died?

And I thought my rare once-a-month 1450 calorie 20 chicken nugget + large fries + mcflurry meal from mcdonalds was bad.

Nearly ten thousand calories, and people over 350 pounds get to eat for free. What.

[QUOTE=postmanX3;34718950]...that's simultaneously cruel and brilliant.[/QUOTE] No it's just cruel. Okay, it's a bit brilliant.