[QUOTE=paul simon;31925062]Poor guy [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/frown.gif[/img]
Must be horrible to know that your death is coming soon[/QUOTE]
As much as I hate Apple, comments like "I hope Jobs dies!" Makes me sad. Come on guys, have some heart. No one should have to suffer through cancer.
[QUOTE=scotland1;31925097]They seem cool.
[editline]25th August 2011[/editline]
That's nice.[/QUOTE]
Dang, they're usually full of crazies.
Time to celebrate. :dance:
Clarification: Not over Jobs possibly dying soon, but for Apple likely going down the shitter now.
Good riddance. Maybe this will stop Apple from suing everything that walks.
[QUOTE=Panda X;31924849]Ballmer has been CEO at Microsoft though Windows XP, Windows 7, Office 2003/07/10, Xbox/360, etc. He's been a successful CEO.[/QUOTE]
That doesn't make him look any better (already knew about it though).
Wasn't XP the first MS OS to have like 8 billion editions?
[QUOTE=faze;31925144]Good riddance. Maybe this will stop Apple from suing everything that walks.[/QUOTE]
he's dying of cancer wow way to feel some sympathy
also the lawsuits are probably Apple legal not Jobs himself
Wonder what Applesoldier has to say about this (the redneck apple fanboy on youtube).
[QUOTE=ijyt;31925138]Dang, they're usually full of crazies.[/QUOTE]
The crazies are probably still too enticed by the currently trendy shovelware on the iPhone to post.
Give them about 5 minutes.
[QUOTE=ijyt;31925035]Ahaha imagine MacRumors![/QUOTE]
Oh GOD GIZMODO
[QUOTE=anton2;31925172]he's dying of cancer wow way to feel some sympathy
also the lawsuits are probably Apple legal not Jobs himself[/QUOTE]Yeah, cancer sucks, but he's immoral, and I've never met him. I don't give a shit.
[QUOTE=leach139;31925202]Oh GOD GIZMODO[/QUOTE]
That site makes me want to peel my skin off with an apple peeler and feed it to dead orphans.
[QUOTE=joost1120;31924579]Alright, now he has to step away from Apple and relax for the rest of his life. I hope Apple will die now.[/QUOTE]
You don't know how a big corporation works, do you?
If Apple dies (it won't) the industry suffers, because who will companies copy off? :v:
Steve is unlike any person in the industry, Apple events have a certain charm that he brings to them and they'll never be as good without him.
[QUOTE=synthiac;31925223]where does it say he's dying of cancer?
also, no.
[editline]24th August 2011[/editline]
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This has been general knowledge for a long time.
I'm so tempted to buy apple stock, but seeing as I have no experience in this I should probably just watch instead.
I already like the new CEO more, because he's not Steve Jobs.
cya steve don't get too sick!!
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;31925273]This has been general knowledge for a long time.[/QUOTE]It's never been confirmed by him or his family.
I could never have expected this. But man, first Gates retires, now Jobs resigns? Whatever could happen next?
Isn't this one of the signs of the apocalypse
[QUOTE=ironman17;31925309]I could never have expected this. But man, first Gates retires, now Jobs resigns? Whatever could happen next?[/QUOTE]
Balmer breaks his neck dancing around on stage?
[QUOTE=Strongbad;31925315]Isn't this one of the signs of the apocalypse[/QUOTE]The east coast earthquake was. 2012!!!! TINFOIL HATS!!!
/sarcasm
[QUOTE=Sam Za Nemesis;31925155]You mean probably the dickest guy in the company?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KscYtJH988E[/media][/QUOTE]
To be fair he does seem to be joking, it just isn't funny.
[QUOTE=faze;31925300]It's never been confirmed by him or his family.[/QUOTE]
It's been confirmed by a 'doctor' who saw a picture of him in a magazine I think we can all say it's confirmation enough
[QUOTE=Sam Za Nemesis;31925155]You mean probably the dickest guy in the company?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KscYtJH988E[/media][/QUOTE]He and the people he brought from Next also pulled out a company that was weeks away from being bankrupt, and I think that's pretty fucking awesome..
Although he is a dick :(
My prediction is that all the stupid shareholders will sell, and the smart people will see that Apple is up 500% from 5 years ago and buy the cheaper shares and there will be some equilibrium. Basically a fall and shorter rise.
[QUOTE=Greenen72;31925372]It's been confirmed by a 'doctor' who saw a picture of him in a magazine I think we can all say it's confirmation enough[/QUOTE]So because he's skinny, it means he has cancer? I'm 40+lbs underweight, do I have cancer too?
[QUOTE=person11;31925384]My prediction is that all the stupid shareholders will sell, and the smart people will see that Apple is up 500% from 5 years ago and buy the cheaper shares and there will be some equilibrium. Basically a fall and shorter rise.[/QUOTE]
The smart people will take a short position on apple stock the second the markets open.
[editline]25th August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=faze;31925390]So because he's skinny, it means he has cancer? I'm 40+lbs underweight, do I have cancer too?[/QUOTE]
Thyroid cancer.
Get that checked out bro.
[QUOTE=faze;31925390]So because he's skinny, it means he has cancer? I'm 40+lbs underweight, do I have cancer too?[/QUOTE][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20516268/Picts/Reactions/sarc.png[/img]
Fuck. Now how am I going to get my NeXT cube signed by him?
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