Steve Jobs resigns as CEO of Apple - Polidicks

[QUOTE=farmatyr;31966412]Guess he can change his name to Steve Quits.[/QUOTE] Don't quit your day job goober.

[QUOTE=Leather Belt;31924621]Why? I know it's cool to hate macs but Apple's a great company and has done a lot for technology. Their only problem is their hardware is overpriced.[/QUOTE] This. But try to explain that to the majority of Facepunch, who hate Apple because they hate mac's, which they hate for no particular reason. I mean, alright, windows is better for you, alright. Mac's are not really useful in your opinion, okay. But is that a reason to suddenly hate it and flame around how terrible and bad Apple is? No. You may not like Apple fanboys, but just letting your rage off on Apple means that you're nothing better than them.

Poor guy. He looks so weak now.

I was never a huge fan of Apple. But Steve Jobs still tried his hardest to advance technology, which even the most avid Apple haters still use his products (iPad/Pod/Touch/Phone). He's still a good man and doesn't really deserve to be dying of such a cause... :\

It's going to be terrible if he dies. One of the most innovative guys in the industry.

[QUOTE=Wii60;31957873]god damn [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GygJe.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/WV5Y0.jpg[/img]

i didn't know he was one of the founders of pixar [editline]27th August 2011[/editline] that is so cool

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/16148821/Blood%20Test.jpg[/img] Dunno if real.

Nope

2004?

[QUOTE=Atlascore;31972523]Where the hell would he even get HIV from?[/QUOTE]Well, what the fuck would you do if you were up to your eye balls in money... ...and besides: [img]http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/341/gabenpirate.jpg/[/img] Even rich people have fun...

[QUOTE=Test Card F;31971001][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/16148821/Blood%20Test.jpg[/img] Dunno if real.[/QUOTE] Encyclopedia Dramatica is not a very reliable source. Steve Jobs hasn't announced that he's dying. He hasn't even stepped down altogether from the company. All the "tributes" are a bit premature in my opinion, and the asshole comments are too.

[QUOTE=meatballfish;31924554]I GUESS YOU COULD SAY HE QUIT HIS JOBS[/QUOTE] God damn that made me laugh more than the last 2000 pages of LMAO pics together, hats off to you.

I just barely found out he has has pancreatic cancer and most likely AIDS as well, that's fucking sad.

Apple is terrible but ever since a few months ago when the derma said I could have melanoma (didnt obviously) I've empathized people with cancer 10000 times more.

[QUOTE=verynicelady;31972575]Encyclopedia Dramatica is not a very reliable source. Steve Jobs hasn't announced that he's dying. He hasn't even stepped down altogether from the company. All the "tributes" are a bit premature in my opinion, and the asshole comments are too.[/QUOTE] I told you VNL, the "tributes" get views and ratings! PROFITS OK?

[QUOTE=madmax678;31972561]Well, what the fuck would you do if you were up to your eye balls in money... ...and besides: [img]http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/341/gabenpirate.jpg/[/img] Even rich people have fun...[/QUOTE] You do know he's Buddhist and a very humble man with a family right

[QUOTE=Performula;31966312]Dude, he's been "dying" for years, ever since the cancer thing.[/QUOTE] What I mean is I hope this isn't actually 'it'. Last time he seemed to be getting better. I'm hoping that's what happens this time.

[QUOTE=Wii60;31957873]god damn [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GygJe.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] This is fucking weird... but his head was cut off the screen... and i pictured this *le terrible photoshop* [IMG]http://i953.photobucket.com/albums/ae15/yourgrandmother1/LadyJobs.jpg[/IMG] Oh lawdy.