9 percent would have sex with a robot - Polidicks

I'm so glad to be part of the 91%. Well, unless the robot were sapient and had free will.

Interesting, and kinda sad that such a high percentage would rather give up and just be with a robot than an actual person. [t]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101021203439/galacticafanon/images/f/f1/Number_Six.jpg[/t] You would totally do that in a heartbeat.

Then I'd have to consider it.

We're going to need three new laws of robotics. Let's see...one, no robot may interfere with a human's orgasm. Two, no robot may allow another human to interfere with a human's orgasm, unless that interference is necessary for the first human to orgasm(I'm thinking BDSM scenarios here). Third, all robots must orgasm on command unless their orgasm violates either of the first two rules.

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[QUOTE=Naaz;40237754]I foresee a future of rampant uncanny valleys.[/QUOTE] I'd love to be inside an uncanny valley. ;)

Seriously, only 9%?

"Servos active."

[QUOTE=Jedi_Rayne;40238315]Interesting, and kinda sad that such a high percentage would rather give up and just be with a robot than an actual person.[/QUOTE] "give up" Is jerking it giving up, then?

I'd have sex with a robot too if it had a great personality and would love me for who I am

I wouldn't personally call it "sex" to be honest. I mean sex is a biological thing, I'd say it's more like automated masturbation. Or mechanical masturbation or something like that.

[QUOTE=Protocol7;40237756]I'd be afraid of a robot vagina snipping my dick off in some freak mechanical accident[/QUOTE] You act like we're talking about fucking a pair of scissors.

I don't get people who want realistic sex robots, in my opinion sex robot technology should be used to live fantasies that can't be achieved with normal people. like, multiple and odd shaped vaginas and robot tentacles or something. because you know if I wanted "realistic sex" i'd get a boring old human to do that

[QUOTE=latin_geek;40238799]I don't get people who want realistic sex robots, in my opinion sex robot technology should be used to live fantasies that can't be achieved with normal people. like, multiple and odd shaped vaginas and robot tentacles or something. because you know if I wanted "realistic sex" i'd get a boring old human to do that[/QUOTE] Dragons [B][I]rrerr[/I][/B]

This is probably why I didn't find Shodan or glados as threatening as everyone else did.... [editline]sdas[/editline] Come to think of it, thats half the reason I own both those games. Huh.

[QUOTE=latin_geek;40238799]I don't get people who want realistic sex robots, in my opinion sex robot technology should be used to live fantasies that can't be achieved with normal people. like, multiple and odd shaped vaginas and robot tentacles or something. because you know if I wanted "realistic sex" i'd get a boring old human to do that[/QUOTE] What about the underprivileged who can't get "boring old humans"? I'd imagine that they'd make up a marketable demographic.

If a virgin cums in a robot, are they still a virgin?

[QUOTE=latin_geek;40238799] sex robot technology should be used to live fantasies that can't be achieved with normal people. like, multiple and odd shaped vaginas and robot tentacles or something.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/630730693672645249/8B2B80D7A3A73AD4EAF98860BE32BFD259DE5165/[/IMG]

mmm yeah look at those actuators oh baby do that thing with the hydraulics ooohhhhh

[QUOTE=Ardosos;40238958]What about the underprivileged who can't get "boring old humans"? I'd imagine that they'd make up a marketable demographic.[/QUOTE] Whores/manwhores exist, and they'd probably be cheaper than even renting sex robots.

[QUOTE=Dr.C;40238520]I'd have sex with a robot too if it had a great personality and would love me for who I am[/QUOTE] "Of course I love you, it's in my programming."

This is horrible, there is nothing more wonderful than the emotional connection and spontaneous reactions with your human partner. The whole exciting part of engaging before the act, the adredaline, the situations. A quickie behind the furniture, while everyone is at home.

[QUOTE=Jedi_Rayne;40238315]Interesting, and kinda sad that such a high percentage would rather give up and just be with a robot than an actual person. [t]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101021203439/galacticafanon/images/f/f1/Number_Six.jpg[/t] You would totally do that in a heartbeat.[/QUOTE] Chin too pointy -2/10

[QUOTE=Scot;40239111]"Of course I love you, it's in my programming."[/QUOTE] Buh, and that would kill it for me. Thinking on it, if I were to fuck a robot, I'd probably only ever fuck a robot that was designed to be autonomous first, and everything else second.

[QUOTE=Scot;40239111]"Of course I love you, it's in my programming."[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20130403.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=zacht_180;40238628]I wouldn't personally call it "sex" to be honest. I mean sex is a biological thing, I'd say it's more like automated masturbation. Or mechanical masturbation or something like that.[/QUOTE] "Simulated intercourse" would probably be a better term. I'm not sure it would qualify as masturbation once the robot reaches some level of advancement in AI and mechanics.

I am the 91%

Wouldn't this just be an advanced form of masturbation? I'm sure that's one reason why a few people would want it...that and they're bored of their hand.

[QUOTE=Rika-chan;40238965]If a virgin cums in a robot, are they still a virgin?[/QUOTE] I think that makes them a double-virgin.

[QUOTE=Neo Kabuto;40239424]"Simulated intercourse" would probably be a better term. I'm not sure it would qualify as masturbation once the robot reaches some level of advancement in AI and mechanics.[/QUOTE] Better put. That's exactly what I was going for.