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Edward Snowden says NSA workers often pass your nude photos around the office

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Looks like when they were arguing for the NSA surveillance that it could prevent another 9/11 from happening I didn't expect them to prevent it like [B]this[/B]. "Yeah, uh. Listen, al Qaida. We know about your plans to blow up the Empire State Building. But we also know that you spend two hours a day listening to Lily Allen. So how about this: We get you some nudes of her and you scrap that plan, deal?"

sweet they best enjoy them

[QUOTE=supersnail11;45424802] And, to be the devil's avocado here, Just because Snowden was right before doesn't mean everything he says is correct. I'd wait for an official reply to see what they say.[/QUOTE] Yes, let us wait for an official reply about accusations of mis-handling nudes from the organization that says "NUH-UH, WHAT WE DO IS LEGAL 'CAUSE I SAID IT IS, SO THERE".

Ha, I have no nudes of myself. Suck it NSA!

[QUOTE=seano12;45424833]I'm pretty sure this wouldn't happen to me because all of the workers would puke violently and then pass out from seeing my nudes.[/QUOTE] "Ahaha look at this neked dude eating a pizza ahaha" "yea hahaha that's fucking hilarious" "ahaha yea i love my job" NSA Boss comes in and interrupts: "haha yea nice find"

this is why we should have traded Snowden for Alaska when we had the chance

I think it's sickening how we are becoming more and more used to the NSA having our personal information, and we are caring less and less.

[QUOTE=BrickInHead;45424867][b]i'm not a big supporter of snowden[/b] but do you really think the NSA is going to come out and say "yep we've got young officers whacking off to your pictures sorry we're all chronic masturbators" no, they're going to decry him as a traitor and say it's bullshit. obviously.[/QUOTE] Would you mind explaining why? In my mind he's a fucking Hero, with a capital H.

At least my nudes are being used for the greater cause.

Nothing to hide, nothing to worry about, right?

So who's going to be the first to start sending Postal's ass?

[QUOTE=Steel & Iron;45427840]So who's going to be the first to start sending [b]p[/b]ostal's ass?[/QUOTE] Already been doing this for many years now. Get with the times, the NSA have a wall dedicated to pictures of postal's ass.

If they wanna watch, I say enjoy the show.

[QUOTE=supersnail11;45424890]Has it become custom around here to accuse people of misdeeds and not let them speak for themselves? Sure, NSA might have the motive, but come on - it's his word against theirs, and neither can prove it either way. [editline]18th July 2014[/editline] Innocent until proven guilty and all that.[/QUOTE] When it comes to the NSA, it's no longer about proving innocence or guilt, we know they're guilty of the primary accusations. The question is one of magnitude: just how guilty are they, and how much other shit are they getting away with? I would honestly be surprised if this [I]wasn't[/I] true. [QUOTE=Maegord;45424855]We can destroy the NSA if we just take pictures of our naked and horribly obese bodies and sext them to people. Send them to Al-qaeda for extra chance of it being intercepted.[/QUOTE] What is this, internet-based Sexual Terrorism? Sounds entertaining honestly. It's like 4chan bombing Youtube with porn but far more hideous.

at least someone's looking at my dick

Lots of people here don't understand, you can't just send nudes, you need to be flagged in their system. I'm going to blow up the 9/11 derka derka I'm a real life al-qaeda [img]http://i.imgur.com/2IFiSOL.png[/img] [editline]18th July 2014[/editline] [sp]Please don't make actual threats again and get Garry involved with every investigation agency again.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Tinter;45428787][sp]Please don't make actual threats again and get Garry involved with every investigation agency again.[/sp][/QUOTE] Reminds me of that thread about backpacks and pressure cookers.

i hope they like photoshop.

[QUOTE=BrickInHead;45424867]i'm not a big supporter of snowden but do you really think the NSA is going to come out and say "yep we've got young officers whacking off to your pictures sorry we're all chronic masturbators"[/QUOTE] I'd find it delicious if they were to actually say that shit. "Yep, we jerk off to your nudes every single day and there's nothing you can fucking do about it. Our own personal secret court made it legal, deal w/ it :)"

[QUOTE=ImpSnob;45426883]They probably have celebrity nudes too[/QUOTE] Those aren't exactly hard to get

[QUOTE=supersnail11;45424802]Seems like an issue of lack of training. I know it's hip to hate the US government these days, and while it is disappointing that they didn't train these people enough, the NSA isn't harvesting your information just to masturbate to your pictures. [editline]18th July 2014[/editline] And, to be the devil's avocado here, Just because Snowden was right before doesn't mean everything he says is correct. I'd wait for an official reply to see what they say.[/QUOTE] Haha "wait for an official response" you think with their track record they're going to tell you the truth?

Having a full time paid job watching nudes and porn?Sign me in. [thumb]http://www.parsintl.com/WEB/Fortune100-2014.jpg[/thumb]

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;45429818]I can't see why people are telling us we should consider the NSA innocent until proven guilty when they can't even give us the same respect.[/QUOTE] So, because someone doesn't respect one of our rights, we shouldn't respect one of theirs? If someone's a murderer, who doesn't respect our right to life, we shouldn't respect their right to be presumed innocent until proven guilty? [editline]18th July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=FlakAttack;45428158]When it comes to the NSA, it's no longer about proving innocence or guilt, we know they're guilty of the primary accusations. The question is one of magnitude: just how guilty are they, and how much other shit are they getting away with? I would honestly be surprised if this [I]wasn't[/I] true.[/QUOTE] The NSA runs The Pirate Bay and keeps track of all of our downloads to blackmail us in the future. It's true because it's about the NSA.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;45429916]This isn't a person, this is a government entity. Get off the NSAs dick and look what you're riding for a second.[/QUOTE] That doesn't mean unsubstantiated claims suddenly become true.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;45430184]Sorry but shitty government entities get no mercy from me. As far as I'm concerned, they're the number one hoarder of child pornography.[/QUOTE] You can't seriously be suggesting that because we know that an entity did things wrong, that we should hold them accountable for unsubstantiated rumors, right? The NSA should be held accountable for what it has actually done, not what some bloke said they did. Saying they should be responsible for things nobody has any way of proving actually happened undermines everything that justice is supposed to stand for.

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;45427825]At least my nudes are being used for the greater cause.[/QUOTE] You may be British but your dick is an American soldier in the fight against terror.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;45430288]The NSA itself is undermining everything justice stands for. You're like a distopian sympathizer.[/QUOTE] But you're suggesting we become exactly what we're trying to stop. If another group tries to throw justice out the window, we don't retaliate by throwing justice out the window. Can you not see how utterly self-defeating that is? We punish them for their ACTIONS, not for rumors.

If I take a dickpic and send it to the NSA can I get them taken down for having child pornography since I'm not 18 yet

[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;45430079]That doesn't mean unsubstantiated claims suddenly become true.[/QUOTE]While this is very true, it doesn't mean we should dismiss the allegations because they seem awfully fucking plausible. No evidence is going to come out either way, (lack of transparency lololol) so it's just another thing for us to have opinions about and argue those opinions like they're facts.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;45430372]No, I'm suggesting we take it down and then end of story?[/QUOTE] You suggested we should disregard the concept of "Innocent until proven guilty". That is what I have a problem with. We can't pick and choose who gets treated in a just manner based on whether or not we like them.

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