Man fights off four attackers and gets stabbed without dropping his fish and chips - Polidicks

I would rather get robbed than lose my fish and chips.

[QUOTE=soccerskyman;39553941]I would rather get robbed than lose my fish and chips.[/QUOTE] 'U' 'avin' a giggle m8 I need me fookin' dole money don't you be 'avin a fookin laugh I need t' pay me debt off at cash converters 'u' fuckin' prick.

This is amazing.

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All I know about wisbech is that apparently everyone fucks their sisters and they have lots of drunken brawls. At least according to all the locals.

Thank god they only wanted his phone and wallet. If they asked for the fish and chips it might have turned into a massacre.

He knew the secret, that hot vinegar fumes are as effective as pepperspray in fending off an attacker.

[QUOTE=usaokay;39553003]Must be some really good fried fish and french fries.[/QUOTE] How dare you insult the greatest chips ever to grace this Earth. Off with your head! [sp]and no, not with a guillotine[/sp]

[QUOTE=Ereunity;39556030]All I know about wisbech is that apparently everyone fucks their sisters and they have lots of drunken brawls. At least according to all the locals.[/QUOTE] "what do you guys do in wisbech?" "oh we fuck our sisters m8 "

There's a lesson to be learned here, kids: never come between a British man and his fish and chips.

The power of aikido.

[QUOTE=itak365;39557816]The power of fish&chips[/QUOTE] ftfy

I'd do the exact same with a bag of Taytos and a ham sandwich.

Oooh fish and chips. I understand why you wouldn't drop that in a fight.

[QUOTE=Boaraes;39554535][IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/utyxi.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] you really should not be trying this hard to get funny ratings, this place is full of cunts to begin with and the effort you put forth is dismal.

The only thing that could make this more British is if it somehow involved tea and marmite. Oh, and a dyson.

[b]UPDATE[/b] - [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21519029]Seems to be fake according to Cambridgeshire Police.[/url] [quote=BBC News]A pub landlord who said he fought off four muggers while holding fish and chips has been fined for lying to officers, police said. John Wood, 37, said he was stabbed with a screwdriver near Frank's fish and chip shop in Wisbech, Cambridgeshire. He was fined £80 for wasting police time, Cambridgeshire Police said.[/quote]

[QUOTE=usaokay;39553003]Must be some really good fried fish and french fries.[/QUOTE] fried fish and french fries are really good in general I enjoy french fries sometimes I go to McDonald's and eat some

[QUOTE=Alex Rider;39654639][b]UPDATE[/b] - [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21519029]Seems to be fake according to Cambridgeshire Police.[/url][/QUOTE] The police are just embarrased they dropped theirs responding to the call.

[QUOTE=Alex Rider;39654639][b]UPDATE[/b] - [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21519029]Seems to be fake according to Cambridgeshire Police.[/url][/QUOTE] That just sounds like the police being a bunch of bellends. [editline]20th February 2013[/editline] Seriously, just read that shit. Basically, they don't believe what he said and said he either injured himself or his fiancee did it, claiming the attack with the 4 blokes didn't happen, he withdrawled his statement because he had enough of these claims. And then comes the absolute idiot in the police force saying "This man not only wasted police time, but he also raised the fear of crime in the local community. I hope this serves as a lesson to anyone who thinks they can lie to the police and get away with it." Yeah, just like those times when you lie out of your teeth to pretend you catch the fugitive in those police car chase shows and in the end say "This is a lesson to anyone who thinks they can escape the police", right? Disgusting.

[QUOTE=*Freezorg*;39655573] he withdrawled his statement because he had enough of these claims.[/QUOTE] Pulling the old Lance Armstrong maneuver? When it becomes too difficult to maintain a lie, withdraw and ride out with what cult of personality you've built up.

This man's story is perfectly plausible. British people are a bunch of tough fucks, they have to be to live through this weather.

filler story of actual badass and not lies an aikido teacher in Greece was robbed twice in one month, fending off the attackers both times and hospitalising one on the second attempt. edit: iirc he was holding no chips but first time it was 2 dudes grabbing his bag and second time it was many muggers

[QUOTE=Zakkin;39656688]This man's story is perfectly plausible. British people are a bunch of tough fucks, they have to be to live through this weather.[/QUOTE] wot u fukin call us m8? i'll fukin dec u son i sware on me mum! The police are lying, these are typical British people I can confirm this. The police just simply can't handle that he's a bad ass.

He withdrew his statement because the police thought he was lying, I don't think he stabbed himself

[QUOTE=usaokay;39553003]Must be some really good fried fish and french fries.[/QUOTE] Fried fish i can handle but there's nothing [I]french[/I] about chips. Alright?

[QUOTE=NoDachi;39655987]Pulling the old Lance Armstrong maneuver? When it becomes too difficult to maintain a lie, withdraw and ride out with what cult of personality you've built up.[/QUOTE] Comparing Lance Armstrong's thing to this is a quite a bit of a stretch.

[QUOTE=Alex Rider;39654639][b]UPDATE[/b] - [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21519029]Seems to be fake according to Cambridgeshire Police.[/url][/QUOTE] But he [I]did[/I] get stabbed, right? This is so confusing

[QUOTE=*Freezorg*;39658501]Comparing Lance Armstrong's thing to this is a quite a bit of a stretch.[/QUOTE] Good job I'm not comparing the act then huh

[QUOTE=zombays;39661025]But he [I]did[/I] get stabbed, right? This is so confusing[/QUOTE] They're implying either he did or his fiancee did it.