• British girl weds her laptop "Alex"
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This is obviously not real. Why is this in the news section?
They should shower together.
Do what makes you happy? :smug:
Average Mac user. :v:
She best be trollin.... :ohdear:
She ain't ugly, why does she need to resort to batshit insane fake relationships.
What happens if she watches gay porn? Does the laptop get mad?
Oh yeah I'd tap that. Laptop..
This is made up of course
Of course it is made up, and it is quite a funny parody too :v:
next time i hear or see something like this. ill break whatever they are in love with. remember the lady who got married to a fares wheel and another who got married to the eifle tower? but this does look extremely fake. up until they had extra shots of her i almost believed it.
[QUOTE=BigBoom;19741775]Silly Brits[/QUOTE] like the rest of the world is any different -_-
she better check for viruses.
[QUOTE=Croix;19741704]Oh wow, he's such a tool.[/QUOTE] Word. [B]Edit:[/B] You know what, this username sucks, I get spammed on the ticker with people going "Derp Mr. X is such a [B][I]tool[/I][/B]" <-- THEY MENTIONED YOU IN THIS THREAD [img_thumb]http://www.nightbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/derp.jpg[/img_thumb]
First the Japanese are marrying their video games and now the British are marrying their computers? Are these people [i]that[/i] lonely? :|
She called the camera man "baby" :ninja:
3:43 Id hit it :quagmire:
Shame...she even looks fairly attractive... Oh christ it's a mac...at least marry a good laptop for christ sake
[QUOTE=E1025;19743128]she better check for viruses.[/QUOTE] "but apple dont get viruses" :downs: [editline]05:11PM[/editline] and i really hate the nerds that think having a girl is all about looks like the above poster
She's cute.
[QUOTE=KestasLT;19743424] and i really hate the nerds that think having a girl is all about looks like the above poster[/QUOTE] Well I ain't gonna go out with a ugly ass girl no matter how good of a personality she may have And if she was ugly as all hell it would explain why no one would wanna go out with her thus her resorting to marrying a fucking mac
She's batshit insane.
[QUOTE=InsanePyro;19743473]Well I ain't gonna go out with a ugly ass girl no matter how good of a personality she may have And if she was ugly as all hell it would explain why no one would wanna go out with her thus her resorting to marrying a fucking mac[/QUOTE] I can clearly see that you never had a girlfriend, because it's not about what she looks, it's about the person she is
I can stick my flash drive in her :smug: [editline]05:19PM[/editline] [QUOTE=InsanePyro;19743473]Well I ain't gonna go out with a ugly ass girl no matter how good of a personality she may have And if she was ugly as all hell it would explain why no one would wanna go out with her thus her resorting to marrying a fucking mac[/QUOTE] If you go by that theory all you're going to get are shallow women.
I'm so confused.
this is obviously a viral video for Mac
She's pretty hot.
Is it the first female troll?
What if she needs another computer
[QUOTE=KestasLT;19743424]"but apple dont get viruses" :downs: [editline]05:11PM[/editline] and i really hate the nerds that think having a girl is all about looks like the above poster[/QUOTE] Why does wanting a good looking woman make you a nerd sorry?
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