[QUOTE=privatesmily;23725493][IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YOPawKEFw7E/S96DjH4swwI/AAAAAAAAAEw/W4rr2eSsSak/s1600/d_cup_breasts.jpg[/IMG]
for the sake of living longer[/QUOTE]
I can confirm that my circulation is circulating
[highlight]I AM IMMORTAAALLLLLL!! RRARRRRGGGH!![/highlight]
Masturbation prevents prostate cancer, marijuana helps fighting lung cancer, and now this...
Gonna tell this to my girlfriend :downs:
[i]But baby, it's for the sake of living longer![/i]
[QUOTE=Max of S2D;23723714]Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.[/QUOTE]
While true, this has got to be the stupidest thing I've read all day.
Yes! A legitimate reason to stare at tits!
[QUOTE=MuTAnT;23725164]I can't get hard to porn anymore unless there's some cheesy storyline to go with it.[/QUOTE]
Well done sir you seem to have developed a fetish for bad storylines, twilight will be the sexiest thing you'll ever witness.
EDIT:
WAIT!
So if I for example, stare at tits for an hour, it's the equivalent of over an hours cardio exercise?
Dear god, marathon runner have been training all wrong :pervert:
Well, my 2 minutes a day is easily filled, several times!
This is as bullshit as it possibly can be, I stare at loads of tits several times a day and am not healthy.
My blood circulation must be in top condition.
edit:
Sometimes i think if i keep this up my heart might wear out too soon. :v:
[QUOTE=sami-pso;23729888]My blood circulation must be in top condition.
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Sometimes i think if i keep this up my heart might wear out too soon. :v:[/QUOTE]
Your avatar is saving lives
Yeah because when I look at boobs I'm totally thinking about my health.
Screw medical pot.
Medical porn is needed for all.
Mom walks in
"I'M TRYING TO STAY HEALTHY HERE!"
I'm going to look at butts instead
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[QUOTE=jiggu;23729566]This is as bullshit as it possibly can be, I stare at loads of tits several times a day and am not healthy.[/QUOTE]
if you eat like a pig it kinda counteracts the staring at breasts
Half these studies are bullshit anyways. Such as unemployment rates, piracy loss, etc..
this one, I can believe. Next time some bitch yells at me cause im staring at her sweater cows at the bar. i'm going to say I'm doing it for my own health.
Facepunch will live long.
Unless it means real tits. then facepunch is fucked.
Porn industry should get wind of this
Facepunch is immortal!
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;23730366]Your avatar is saving lives[/QUOTE]
That's what i am here for.
And i just realized something.
This explains why i like to look at girls 5 years younger than me. Time stood still for 5 years for looking at boobs!
This was proven fake somewhere. It actually does not help.
[QUOTE=Rubs10;23724440]I guess I should feel bad for gay people.[/QUOTE]
Oh god, Your avatar...
:geno::fh:
"Miss, please uncover your tits. It's for science"
I get all the girls with that \:v:/
[QUOTE=sami-pso;23734110]i like to look at girls 5 years young[/QUOTE]
cool
[QUOTE=SgtCr4zyAlt;23723753]facepunch will live longer i see.[/QUOTE]
All the soda drinking and junkfood eating will cancel it out.
[QUOTE=SgtCr4zyAlt;23723753]facepunch will live longer i see.[/QUOTE]
it doesn't count if it's on a monitor. FP will die quickly.
Dan's immortal! :buddy:
[QUOTE=Mexican;23735202]it doesn't count if it's on a monitor. FP will die quickly.[/QUOTE]
Yes it does. All you need is increased blood circulation apparently.
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