• "Stare at breasts, live longer", study says
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[QUOTE=sami-pso;23737431]Yes it does. All you need is increased blood circulation apparently.[/QUOTE] It doesn't work.
[QUOTE=xxncxx;23737446]It doesn't work.[/QUOTE] elaborate.
I feel bad for the people that had to abstain from looking at breasts for the sake of science!
[QUOTE=Lachz0r;23723955]This isn't true my friend spent every waking moment trying to stare at breasts and he [B]was stabbed to death by a feminist.[/B] Myth busted.[/QUOTE] Hurr durr. This study was 4-5 extra years to live, not have you survive getting stabbed/shot
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Wouldn't just plain masturbating work out the same if not better? I mean...don't most people masturbate anyway?
I suppose it's for the [I]breast[/I].
Just real ones,or..?
This was obviously why I chose my avatar. [B]I'm doing this for your benefit, people.[/B]
So is Dooksters :3: Thank you for making me live longer!
Seem's I'll live a while longer yet.
Dammit, so because I'm gay I'll die quicker? Fuck.
500 men is an awfully small population, wouldn't you think?
[QUOTE=haloguy234;23754539]500 men is an awfully small population, wouldn't you think?[/QUOTE] Who cares? It an excuse to look at [B][U]BEWBS![/U][/B]
Facepunch outlives rest of the world, see you all in 2120.
[QUOTE=Scoooby;23754522]Dammit, so because I'm gay I'll die quicker? Fuck.[/QUOTE] I'd chance a guess you could replace breasts with penis's.
[QUOTE=Mokkan13;23754643]I'd chance a guess you could replace breasts with penis's.[/QUOTE] Oh, ohkay then. :)
an argument in favor of the study is that women live longer than men because they HAVE breasts :downs:
[QUOTE=sami-pso;23737459]elaborate.[/QUOTE] Did you not see the fucking video on Page 1. It only raises your heartbeat 10-20 bpm, NOT ENOUGH TO INCREASE CIRCULATION.
Is it really healthier, like actually running 30 minutes or is it because NOT looking at them like the ones in the study give really negative effects?
I have added on about twenty years so far
So, I should be living for the next few hundred years in combination with this, frequent exercise, and a family history of long life.
I can see it now... Mom: what are you doing? Me: Oh just helping my heart.
[QUOTE=Tetracycline;23739734]Wouldn't just plain masturbating work out the same if not better? I mean...don't most people masturbate anyway?[/QUOTE] Yeah but they just researched looking at breast.
Fuck. Yeah.
[QUOTE=sami-pso;23777318]Yeah but they just researched looking at breast.[/QUOTE] Your avatar makes us immortal.
Break out the sunglasses gentlemen!
I feel sorry for the control group.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;23754539]500 men is an awfully small population, wouldn't you think?[/QUOTE] Your avatar. Don't change it. Ever. [QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;23734174]Oh god, Your avatar... :geno::fh:[/QUOTE] The following pictures are for health purposes: [img]http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/kelly-brook.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.swotti.com/tmp/swotti/cacheA2VSBHKGYNJVB2S=UGVVCGXLLVBLB3BSZQ==/imgKelly%20Brook2.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.peoples.ru/art/fashion/mannequin/kelly_brook/brook_200612292122420jpg[/img]
Get over yourselves. It doesn't work, and it never will, go out fucking side and get some damn exercise, or go to the gym at least.
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