• Park Slope Kids Salon: Stop Calling Your Wifi "LuLu's Anal Bleaching"
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[QUOTE=TheDecryptor;44415094]Mine are boring, just names of characters from HHGTTG, my 2.4Ghz AP is called Fenchurch since it has the weakest signal and has a habit of disappearing :v: Unless you've turned WiFi off, then it does.[/QUOTE] You can disable SSID broadcasting so that you have to put the SSID in manually when you connect. A bunch of large places do this especially if they have repeaters.
Shamelessly copied an idea of a good friend of mine and named it "Sinefilum"; which is [I]sine filum[/I] - Latin for "without wire".
[IMG]http://a.pomf.se/wxipac.png[/IMG] Here's my shamelessly creative WiFi name.
[QUOTE=rovar;44417272]My neighbours have 2 connections. One of them is, "The password for this network is poopstain", the other network is called, "You tried it didnt you hahahaha" I'm not ashamed to say that I tried. It is not the password.[/QUOTE] So I got the password from them. It's "password1234" Are you fucking serious. My neighbours are like 25 with no kids but they act like they're 12.
Change your wifi to "child porn distribution network" Wait for the vans to show up.
My Wifi is "Secret British Spy Bunker."
My wifi ssid is pretty boring, but there is an interesting one nearby. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7Yk0eTv.png[/IMG] It seems to not actually connect to the internet.
Mines set to "Free Candy" while my neighbor had "Free Ice Cream" :v:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/s8BLbAr.png[/IMG] :v:
"Naked And Ready"
There's at least one linksys everywhere I go. None of them are secure or have their router config password'd.
At one point someone in my neighborhood had their wifi name as "Troy and Abed in the Modem"
Amusing SSIDs is something that does not really exist in France [t]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/3797350/hosting/2014-04/2014-04-02_13-55-37.png[/t] [editline]2nd April 2014[/editline] ... I still use WEP since 2007 because I'm too lazy to change it
Best one I have come across so far: 'It hurts when IP'
My housemate opted to name ours "Secret Underground Bunker".
[QUOTE=Binladen34;44412721]Mine doesn't broadcast its SSID :~)[/QUOTE] Yeah, instead every device you carry with you that has it's wifi on will ask if "your SSID" is available somewhere please answer pretty please whenever you're out of range so everywhere you go people can pick up on what your SSID is. They could even try to find your house with it since they can tell their devices to go look for that SSID, and when they drive past your house only then will it show up on their network list. [editline]2nd April 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=MaxOfS2D;44428230]Amusing SSIDs is something that does not really exist in France [t]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/3797350/hosting/2014-04/2014-04-02_13-55-37.png[/t] [editline]2nd April 2014[/editline] ... I still use WEP since 2007 because I'm too lazy to change it[/QUOTE] [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/5483751/Photos/2014-04-02_19-24-08.png[/img] Top to bottom Random default SSID my network used to have like 10 routers ago, instead of logging back in with every device I just change the SSID to match the old one whenever I get a new router. ISP router random SSID number apparently removed ISP router random SSID ISP router I assume guest option of above router ISP router random SSID
Since my neighbours only show up in the summer, they don't maintain an internet service at their vacation home. I named my wifi after them and every time they show up its a week of them shouting at each other over how to join "their" wifi :v: If they had 5GHz wifi capable devices they'd notice the SSID "That wifi isn't yours"
[QUOTE=Comcastic;44411294]FBI Surveillance Van #2 is still the best name for a WiFi connection. A friend of mine once named his "GET YOUR OWN FUCKING WIFI".[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.ex-parrot.com/pete/upside-down-ternet.html[/url] This sort of thing still remains one of the best things you can do if you can broadcast multiple SSID's. Leave a secure one that doesn't broadcast its existence, and then have an unsecured one broadcasting that sporadically cuts out, flips pictures, redirects to random pictures, and more.
Mine is "Ninjas on the Lawn" as per a Robin Williams joke. A couple of friends have "FUCKIN WEBS" and "The Balls" while a random I picked up is BioAcid.
[QUOTE=Zephyrs;44430839][url]http://www.ex-parrot.com/pete/upside-down-ternet.html[/url] This sort of thing still remains one of the best things you can do if you can broadcast multiple SSID's. Leave a secure one that doesn't broadcast its existence, and then have an unsecured one broadcasting that sporadically cuts out, flips pictures, redirects to random pictures, and more.[/QUOTE] Until someone uses your internet connection to upload child porn and send death threats to the President of the United States. Depending on jurisdiction, at that point you're in a load of trouble.
How the hell would you sue someone for the name of their wifi connection? I'm pretty sure Libel/Slander would be a pretty massive stretch.
I've got "Fuck Face" in my neighborhood. I've been tempted to go door to door asking who owns it.
[QUOTE=An Armed Bear;44434518]I've got "Fuck Face" in my neighborhood. I've been tempted to go door to door asking who owns it.[/QUOTE] "Hello do you own fuck face?" *neighbor slams door on you*
"apt #209 the door's unlocked"
Commander Cisco
Back at my old place I used to have a neighbor who sold pot to make ends meet, and wasn't really shy about it either. I wouldn't have minded except for the fact that some of his [i]clientele[/i] had a frustrating habit of blaring the horn at obscene hours of the morning to call him out. Other times they'd sit out in their cars smoking and having a roaring good time (The whole neighborhood could hear their crude jokes and stoner-humor). So when a new guy, who happened to work for the local Internal Affairs Agency, moved in and happened to own an unmarked silver van, I caught an idea. The guy also owned a nice BMW with an "Internal Affairs" sticker in the windshield and appeared to work the evening shifts. (so his hours were a little funny). The van, lucky for me, also came and went on seemingly random days. It'd be there for three then gone for a week. Shortly there after i ended up replacing my router and considered changing the name. In light of the obnoxious neighbor I entitled the wifi "FedB_OBSV#1". I 'casually' dropped a hint to the rowdy neighbor that the new guy on the end was a member of an Investigation Agency and that the van seemed awfully suspicious- Especially with it broadcasting a wifi and with a name akin to the FBI. Needless to say, the 5am Honks stopped, and he started having smoke breaks INSIDE the house :v: Besides, who fucking picks up weed at 5am? Honestly? [b]Edit:[/b] The Investigations worker also moved out after about 5 months, i guess he transferred? But it sealed the deal and i'm sure to this day he (Will, the stoner) still probably thinks the FBI was investigating him!
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