Australian man tries to remove cockroach from ear using vacuum - Polidicks

I have a lot of cockroaches in the house, I'm sure they are already inside me, write comments on the internet ,_, it's not me anymore

[QUOTE=FluD;43555708]I have a lot of cockroaches in the house, I'm sure they are already inside me, write comments on the internet ,_, it's not me anymore[/QUOTE] On the plus side, you'll survive the nuclear holocaust!

I had this happen to me when I went night-fishing. It was far from pleasant, my cousin used a pike hook to poke it out (it was IN my fucking earhole) and the next day I went to the doc to make sure it didn't lay eggs. It also scratched my eardrum membrane (don't know how to say it in English) because it couldn't find a way out. FUCK BUGS.

I'm deathly afraid of millipedes and large insects in general. Spiders aren't so bad because they're tiny but I've seen millipedes in my house before and I cover my head with a pillow at night when I sleep because I'm so god damn terrified of one of those fuckers crawling into any orifice of my body. This guy is just like "oh shit hope it's not another spider" and it makes me feel like a fucking pansy. :v: I hate insects.

I for one will be covering all my orifices if I ever visit Australia.

The cockroach left eggs behind.

My dad had a cockroach crawl into his ear while he was sleeping. He said worst was the loud scratching when the insect was trying to get out. Doc got it out in under a minute.

And this is why I live in New Zealand. All the nice bits of Australia without the tyranny of giant spiders, ear-eating cockroaches or Tony Abbott. [QUOTE=dwt110;43553663]fuck that id pour lava in my ear to get that fucker out[/QUOTE] Well that's one way to be a rock head :v:.

[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;43556862]And this is why I live in New Zealand. All the nice bits of Australia without the tyranny of giant spiders, ear-eating cockroaches or Tony Abbott. Well that's one way to be a rock head :v:.[/QUOTE] Don't forget that the scenery is actually pretty, and games aren't banned (unless it's Postal II)

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;43553630]and stories about eating spiders in your sleep[/QUOTE] That was just a rumor spread on the early internet. It's basically the first meme created solely by the internet.

This was the wrong article to read before going to bed.

I heard this on the radio when I was on the way to school monday, I was in terror the entire time.

I wanted to go to Australia one day. Seeing all these articles on SH makes me feel like it'll be a one-way trip.

I saw a thing like this on TV The guy was in so much shock he wouldn't stop SCREAMING and they had no clue what was wrong

Once a a small spider crawled into my ear and bit me before crawling out. I was pretty sloshed at the time so I thought the scratching was gremlins or something.

[QUOTE=Quark:;43556986]That was just a rumor spread on the early internet. It's basically the first meme created solely by the internet.[/QUOTE] The first internet meme was a dancing baby. source: [url]http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dancing-baby[/url]

God, it's like Australia is a freaking death-continent or something.

wow what an asshole cockroach "yeah i got a huge environment and stuff but i'm going RIGHT IN YOUR EAR just to make it terrible for everybody"

[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;43556862]And this is why I live in New Zealand. All the nice bits of Australia without the tyranny of giant spiders, ear-eating cockroaches or Tony Abbott.[/QUOTE] Sure, New Zealand doesn't have any blood-freezingly terrifying wildlife at all, just endless varieties of cute flightless birds. Oh wait: [t]http://simbania.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/1211210766_giant-weta-deinacrida-heteracantha.jpg[/t] He looks like he's fucking loving that carrot though.

[QUOTE=MazerRackham;43563812]Sure, New Zealand doesn't have any blood-freezingly terrifying wildlife at all, just endless varieties of cute flightless birds. Oh wait: [t]http://simbania.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/1211210766_giant-weta-deinacrida-heteracantha.jpg[/t] He looks like he's fucking loving that carrot though.[/QUOTE] see when a bug gets that big it's not as gross, it's just like a very small chitinous puppy with wings

[QUOTE=Cone;43564348]see when a bug gets that big it's not as gross, it's just like a very small chitinous puppy with wings[/QUOTE] I'll admit if I saw someone walking this thing down the street on a leash I'd be pretty god damn impressed.

[QUOTE=coldroll5;43561900]The first internet meme was a dancing baby. source: [url]http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dancing-baby[/url][/QUOTE] I was sort of alive during the time when it started spreading so I think I'd remember

[QUOTE=MazerRackham;43563812]Sure, New Zealand doesn't have any blood-freezingly terrifying wildlife at all, just endless varieties of cute flightless birds. Oh wait: [t]http://simbania.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/1211210766_giant-weta-deinacrida-heteracantha.jpg[/t] He looks like he's fucking loving that carrot though.[/QUOTE] …want…one…

[QUOTE=Appellation;43566345]…want…one…[/QUOTE] You can buy them in the states I'm pretty sure. And they make good pets apparently, although I assume the given context for 'good' in this case involves more shaking and crying than is standard.

[B]NSFW[/B] Here is a video to what is like to remove the cockroach from man's ear. [video=youtube;qyLa-netY1E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyLa-netY1E[/video] Enjoy;)

[QUOTE=fredstin22;43554464]This reminds me of some story of people in a Thailand Prison where this prisoner had a cockroach burrow into his ear and lay it's eggs, and then a large sack of cockroach larvae formed under his ear. And it happened to be an Australian story.[/QUOTE] Sounds like the introduction The Damage Done. I had to read that for high school, had some messed up things in there. It's a real story.

I had a small bug enter my ear when I slept once. To be honest, it's pretty easy to remove. Just put your head underwater and the automatic response of the bug is to get the hell out.