Obama, I will get your daughter - Iranian politician to allegedely kidnap Obama's girl if he attacks - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Loriborn;42112111]More than just American's would be out for blood, I'd be willing to bet the US could easily convince her allies to retaliate as well, France specifically, considering this is a direct attack on US civilians through both abduction and mutilation, which is considered a [I]grave[/I] war crime by the Geneva Conventions. These other countries didn't want to intervene in Syria because it was a civil war, and because we don't know who used the chemical weapons; it's really no one else's business besides enforcing the global ban on chemical weapons. This, however, is something much more malicious, much more obvious, and much more direct. The results would be devastating to Iran.[/QUOTE] Sounds to me like the start of a mini-world war. I imagine Iran would be reduced to piles of rubble inside a massive crater.

[QUOTE=zombini;42112199]Sounds to me like the start of a mini-world war. I imagine Iran would be reduced to piles of rubble inside a massive crater.[/QUOTE] While we cannot lose a war against Iran, the implications of a war against that country would be: Possibility of nuclear retaliation Possibility of Russian retaliation Neither sound appetizing at all. Even if Iran is worthless.

And Alireza Forghani was never seen again.

[QUOTE=Jakobi;42112239]While we cannot lose a war against Iran, the implications of a war against that country would be: Possibility of nuclear retaliation Possibility of Russian retaliation Neither sound appetizing at all. Even if Iran is worthless.[/QUOTE] MAD prevents that, there are far worse implications as a result of war with Iran though, especially if Russia gets involved, (even if it's only to give supplies to the country) but it wouldn't really be an option if they did manage to pull this off. Even if it was only a single civilian, the message sent by such an action would definitely see repercussions.

[QUOTE=Loriborn;42112283]MAD prevents that, there are far worse implications as a result of war with Iran though, especially if Russia gets involved, (even if it's only to give supplies to the country) but it wouldn't really be an option if they did manage to pull this off. Even if it was only a single civilian, the message sent by such an action would definitely see repercussions.[/QUOTE]Neither Russia nor the US subscribes solely to the idea of MAD; officers from both in the past and present have believed in the possibility of e.g. limited nuclear strikes. The Soviets firmly believed they could survive a nuclear and conventional war with the US. Quite frankly, it's a bloody miracle there wasn't a nuclear war in the Cold War with absolute nutters in command of nuclear weapons on both sides of the Iron Curtain. It's more that it's simply in neither US nor Russian interests to go to war against each other over Iran.

This guy :v: Russia/Syria: There will be supreme unforseen consequences if the US invades Syria Iran: I will kidnap your daughter obama

[QUOTE=Blanketspace;42111672]The important part isn't the daughter bit, but this, which is actually much more plausible and threatening:[/QUOTE] Now, [I]this[/I] is suicide.

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;42112410]Neither Russia nor the US subscribes solely to the idea of MAD; officers from both in the past and present have believed in the possibility of e.g. limited nuclear strikes. The Soviets firmly believed they could survive a nuclear and conventional war with the US. Quite frankly, it's a bloody miracle there wasn't a nuclear war in the Cold War with absolute nutters in command of nuclear weapons on both sides of the Iron Curtain. It's more that it's simply in neither US nor Russian interests to go to war against each other over Iran.[/QUOTE] Neither side has anything to gain from a war over Iran, but Russia has made it clear that they are willing to provide supplies to the country, and those supporting Syria. Russia and the US would never enter a military conflict with one another, but Russia would still provide assistance to Iran in this situation if required. Russia will continue to support the Assad regime and any government that supports said regime, and will continue to send military assets regardless of whether the US entered full blown conflict with Syria or Iran. (or both) The US wouldn't have a choice in the matter regardless, if Iran kidnaps and mutilates US citizens, they're entering war with Iran, and the US would have an easy time getting some form of military support from other nations this time around considering the implications of such a crime.

[QUOTE=Loriborn;42112464]Neither side has anything to gain from a war over Iran, but Russia has made it clear that they are willing to provide supplies to the country, and those supporting Syria. Russia and the US would never enter a military conflict with one another, but Russia would still provide assistance to Iran in this situation if required. Russia will continue to support the Assad regime and any government that supports said regime, and will continue to send military assets regardless of whether the US entered full blown conflict with Syria or Iran. (or both) The US wouldn't have a choice in the matter regardless, if Iran kidnaps and mutilates US citizens, they're entering war with Iran, and the US would have an easy time getting support from other nations this time around considering the implications of such a crime.[/QUOTE]I didn't mean that Russia would just throw in the towel, simply that it's extremely unlikely the US and Russia would declare war against each other over this.

[QUOTE=Elfy;42111882]Fixed [t]http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8255pu6vY1ry0is1o1_400.gif[/t][/QUOTE] I used this exact picture in an english lit presentation a few days ago

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;42112520]I didn't mean that Russia would just throw in the towel, but I just find it utterly bizarre how people can believe WW3 is always just around the corner.[/QUOTE] Wouldn't be WW3, but it would be a massive military conflict regardless; plus, it would be one of the few in recent times that wasn't fueled by economic desires, (oil namely) even if it would still fall under the "War on Terror." (though by all means it would be a form of terrorism, just one of the few in recent times instigated directly by a government regime that wasn't considered a radical group)

[QUOTE=Loriborn;42112562]Wouldn't be WW3, but it would be a massive military conflict regardless; plus, it would be one of the few in recent times that wasn't fueled by economic desires, (oil namely) even if it would still fall under the "War on Terror." (though by all means it would be a form of terrorism, just one of the few in recent times instigated directly by a government regime that wasn't considered a radical group)[/QUOTE]Ah, I see where this is going wrong. I'm not talking about the US going to war with Iran; that I agree is plausible if they deliberately started kidnapping and torturing US citizens. The only point I was trying to make is that the US and Russia are not going to war with each other.

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;42112746]Ah, I see where this is going wrong. I'm not talking about the US going to war with Iran; that I agree is plausible if they deliberately started kidnapping and torturing US citizens. The only point I was trying to make is that the US and Russia are not going to war with each other.[/QUOTE] Definitely nothing outright. Russia and the US will see it as (yet another) proxy war, and while the two won't enter conflict, Russia will definitely support and provide non aggression assistance to Iran; probably through more military assets and supplies.

They're not actually gonna do this / succeed in doing this. It's more of a leverage-thing for America's people of power to vote against intervention because otherwise they'd be confronted with 'knowingly endangering their families'.

If Iran did this. Russia would not get involved. No leader wants to be known as the guy who supported a country that went after innocent children simply because of who their parents were.

[QUOTE=Chief Martini;42113092]They're not actually gonna do this / succeed in doing this. It's more of a leverage-thing for America's people of power to vote against intervention because otherwise they'd be confronted with 'knowingly endangering their families'.[/QUOTE] If anything, the US will see this as even more reason to intervene, and as reason to justify conflict with Iran. Shit talk from a country like Iran threatening to instigate war crimes against the US, over instances of chemical war crimes in Syria, will only lead to more justification over intervention. [editline]7th September 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=darkrei9n;42113131]If Iran did this. Russia would not get involved. No leader wants to be known as the guy who supported a country that went after innocent children simply because of who their parents were.[/QUOTE] Not directly and not obviously, but Russia has provided support and military supplies to the governments and regimes even when said regimes have been radical and very aggressive.

Ha. Like they'd be able to just walk into the US and abduct all these people, let alone the presidents fucking daughter. Good luck with that buddy.

[QUOTE=iJeax;42113220]Ha. Like they'd be able to just walk into the US and abduct all these people, let alone the presidents fucking daughter. Good luck with that buddy.[/QUOTE] a bunch of dumb terrorists managed to take down the twin towers, i don't think underestimating anyone is smart. also this is just posturing as usual, gotta score with the home team and all that. plus is not like what they're saying they'll do is that worse than what the US does to people in guantanamo.

if you want to do such a thing, you really shouldn't announce it.

[QUOTE=Steve Harvey;42111636]Takes some big cajoles to say something like that[/QUOTE] Mostly just stupidity.

[QUOTE=Wizards Court;42113869]a bunch of dumb terrorists managed to take down the twin towers, i don't think underestimating anyone is smart. also this is just posturing as usual, gotta score with the home team and all that. plus is not like what they're saying they'll do is that worse than what the US does to people in guantanamo.[/QUOTE] What those dumb terrorists did was a lot easier than what they're planning to do by kid napping all these people, especially after publicly coming out and saying it as well. They also practiced for it too, I watched a tv thing on it, it was pretty interesting. Not saying don't underestimate them, but still, good fucking luck lol.

[img]http://www.globalresearch.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/obama-drones.jpg[/img]

It'll be a great movie. Liam Neeson and Barack Obama running across the Middle East searching for their daughters together.

hi my amrecian brothers im behzad from iran . frist i say that i learn english only by reading 504 essential words in 6 month (for civil engineering masters Entrance) so that i cant speak/ write english well . im so sorry for mistakes when see that news containing "Iranian politician threats" in iranian website news ,I feel bad,i Embarrassed so that i register to say that ,he is removed politician . its true he say that this shameful statments but he not from us ,thats not our Belief , Violence ,Kidnapping , crime... is shameful and heinous in all of the word ( sasha obama is alike our sister we dont like someone kidnapp our sisters) someone say that threat is criminal we (iraninan people) soryy for this threat . if you can read persian you will see iranians coments that criticism this removed inconsiderable politician sory sory so sory Human beings are members of a whole, In creation of one essence and soul. If one member is afflicted with pain, Other members uneasy will remain. If you've no sympathy for human pain, The name of human you cannot retain! "aadi shirazi"

He just threatened the wrong guy's daughter. He's fucked now. Remember when he told the Jonas Brothers he'd use predator drones if they tried anything?

Welp time to send in the SEALs

[QUOTE='[sluggo];42111747']Somehow I read this as "Obama, I will date your daughter"[/QUOTE] [img]http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/15700000/My-date-with-the-Presidents-daughter-will-friedle-15755662-304-232.jpg[/img] don't worry. how could you not trust those luscious locks?

[QUOTE=ali_sh;42114433]hi my amrecian brothers im behzad from iran . frist i say that i learn english only by reading 504 essential words in 6 month (for civil engineering masters Entrance) so that i cant speak/ write english well . im so sorry for mistakes when see that news containing "Iranian politician threats" in iranian website news ,I feel bad,i Embarrassed so that i register to say that ,he is removed politician . its true he say that this shameful statments but he not from us ,thats not our Belief , Violence ,Kidnapping , crime... is shameful and heinous in all of the word ( sasha obama is alike our sister we dont like someone kidnapp our sisters) someone say that threat is criminal we (iraninan people) soryy for this threat . if you can read persian you will see iranians coments that criticism this removed inconsiderable politician sory sory so sory Human beings are members of a whole, In creation of one essence and soul. If one member is afflicted with pain, Other members uneasy will remain. If you've no sympathy for human pain, The name of human you cannot retain! "aadi shirazi"[/QUOTE] One of the best first posts I've seen on Facepunch. Welcome, friend, and thank you.

Will he take her to an unknown rural village in Spain with crazy mutant villagers and cult fanatics? [editline]8th September 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=ali_sh;42114433]hi my amrecian brothers im behzad from iran . frist i say that i learn english only by reading 504 essential words in 6 month (for civil engineering masters Entrance) so that i cant speak/ write english well . im so sorry for mistakes when see that news containing "Iranian politician threats" in iranian website news ,I feel bad,i Embarrassed so that i register to say that ,he is removed politician . its true he say that this shameful statments but he not from us ,thats not our Belief , Violence ,Kidnapping , crime... is shameful and heinous in all of the word ( sasha obama is alike our sister we dont like someone kidnapp our sisters) someone say that threat is criminal we (iraninan people) soryy for this threat . if you can read persian you will see iranians coments that criticism this removed inconsiderable politician sory sory so sory Human beings are members of a whole, In creation of one essence and soul. If one member is afflicted with pain, Other members uneasy will remain. If you've no sympathy for human pain, The name of human you cannot retain! "aadi shirazi"[/QUOTE] It's sad that theres people like you in a country run by mad men who could literaly end life for the people with a few words thrown because of a bloated ego or greed. You guys deserve much better than this.

god I hope something happens