Weekday Interview: Zoey - Polidicks

i feel like i was a bit harsh with my first post. here are some ways for you guys to improve: [list][*]stop interviewing random people from the community, especially ones that have a reputation for being complete shitheads. [*]stop asking retarded questions in your interviews, it just makes it worse. [*]actually, stop interviewing community members in general. they are boring people who do boring shit. [/list] cheers.

[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;24991176]:frog:[/QUOTE] god can you guys remove that horribly overused/misused emote already

[QUOTE=garry;24980785]I'm not saying this is good quality. I'm saying that calling it shit and telling them to improve doesn't help. If you want to help, join the site and write for them - or make your own site.[/QUOTE] If Steven Spielberg can't act then why does he tell actors how to act for a living? I mean, he should just be glad he doesn't have to do it himself.

I must be the only one who likes the interviews.

[QUOTE=DMGaina;24985718]D: I... I don't understand... D4Rky... I though... you and me... D;[/QUOTE] It's okay Gaina, I'm here for you.

[QUOTE=halflambada;24991790]It's okay Gaina, I'm here for you.[/QUOTE] But...Gaina...surely you don't forget what you told me?

[QUOTE=Alyx Zark;24991941]But...Gaina...surely you don't forget what you told me?[/QUOTE] That you can't read a book under water?

I wish I could be a Russian, hermaphroditic, robot with immortality serum. That would be boss.

[QUOTE=lockdown6;24979890]he's a 13 year old boy pretending to be a girl[/QUOTE] Why does that sound so familiar?

[QUOTE=don868;24992426]Why does that sound so familiar?[/QUOTE] could it be the 13 year old boy you were so obsessed over a few months ago keychain?

[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;24985935]And the worst part is I'm Jewish.[/QUOTE] OH, SO NOW YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GERMANS, DO YOU?! THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER. Also, no more Olive Garden breadsticks for you, asshole.

[QUOTE=Wyll;24980029]sure. Just my facepunch pms do not get sent. So I can't answer to them. Compwhizii asked me about it. But I can't answer him. And he's away in steam atm. Here is the iconlink: [url]http://garrysnightmare.com/nightmare.png[/url] Hope it's fine this way.[/QUOTE] I had school.

So, according to facepunch, pretty much EVERY SINGLE GIRL in facepunch which isn't all like "HAI GUISE IM A GIRL RESPECT ME" is a 13 y/o boy, eh? Because there are too many "Coincidences" of people saying they are girls, then theres some sort of proof that they aren't, and then they blame their brother. Was this ALWAYS like that? Is this some sort of odd internet tradition?

Expected Zoey from L4D

[QUOTE=don868;24992426]Why does that sound so familiar?[/QUOTE] Because that's everyone on fp. [editline]11:42PM[/editline] Who pretend to be some different gender. [editline]11:44PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Dead Madman;24994829]Expected Zoey from L4D[/QUOTE] Same, was wondering why it was 3 pages...

3 pages of talking about Wizey!'s gender. He must be a really good troll.

[QUOTE=Kamern;24995284]3 pages of talking about Wizey!'s gender. He must be a really good troll.[/QUOTE] Trolls getting trolled. Seriously what the shit is going on, and why does it last so many pages EVERY DAMN TIME.

ITT: People being mad at Wizey for having furry avatar.

The majority of people in this thread are acting like the people who hate Justin Bieber, you hate him that much you just keep going on and on about him. Seriously need to shut the fuck up and stop giving a shit.

[QUOTE=Dj-J3;24995571]ITT: People being mad at Wizey for having furry avatar.[/QUOTE] According to Wizey, She/he hates furries. Although its pretty hard to believe to the fact he/she has something very close to a fursona and pretty much 80% of his/her friendlist are furries. Oh well. [editline]07:45AM[/editline] [QUOTE=CaMpEr_DoOd;24995582]The majority of people in this thread are acting like the people who hate Justin Bieber, you hate him that much you just keep going on and on about him. Seriously need to shut the fuck up and stop giving a shit.[/QUOTE] Zoey is FP's Just Bieber, apparently.

[QUOTE=Wizey!;24984856]To be honest, I left in feburary to visit my grandmother (Deceased now) for about a week. I do believe my brother used my account to troll anyone he could. [/QUOTE] Yep, just keep thinking that. I though FPjte was dense, but you, you're something else. [editline]09:46AM[/editline] Glad to see nobody's white knighting for you anymore though.

[QUOTE=Generic_Monk;24996103]Yep, just keep thinking that. I though FPjte was dense, but you, you're something else. [editline]09:46AM[/editline] Glad to see nobody's white knighting for you anymore though.[/QUOTE] I've yet to see a proof that Zoey was at his/her house when this happened, though. At all. Even in my conversation with FPtje a long time ago he said he had, and still has no proof that Zoey didn't go to his/her grandmother.

[QUOTE=Dachande;24988251]In all honesty you could have left the crossdresser part out. None the less, he's right. Zoey needs to man/woman up and take a picture. Her refusal to do such things is just another reinforcement of the fact that she is not what she says she is.[/QUOTE] I like to see the trolls rage at my refusal. [editline]10:59AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Aredbomb;24991092]I knew this thread was going to be hilarious the moment I realized who they meant by "Zoey". Next time I'd strongly suggest doing some research on the background of who you're interviewing.[/QUOTE] I would strongly recommend not believing everything that is written down on a forum by a famous gold member.

[QUOTE=garry;24980428]Hey Anthracite why don't you submit good news to them and show them how easy it is![/QUOTE] Generally movie critics cannot create better movies than the movies they critic.

The problem with Zoey giving you people a new picture is the fact that even if she/he does it, some of you (Well, atleast the way it seems right now) will say "You payed your friend to do that!" or "That's your sister, you liar!". Same goes with real time voicechat. There is no way to end this discussion, this will continue forever untill one side admits that he was lying. And that certainly won't happen anytime soon.

[QUOTE=Wizey!;24996465]I like to see the trolls rage at my refusal. [/QUOTE] Interesting considering you do not know proper use of the term trolling, if anything you're the only one here who comes close to it, and doing a shitty job...

[QUOTE=Georgyporgy;24993268]OH, SO NOW YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GERMANS, DO YOU?! THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER. Also, no more Olive Garden breadsticks for you, asshole.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qii499Pfwc0[/media]

[QUOTE=loled;24996592]The problem with Zoey giving you people a new picture is the fact that even if she/he does it, some of you (Well, atleast the way it seems right now) will say "You payed your friend to do that!" or "That's your sister, you liar!". Same goes with real time voicechat. There is no way to end this discussion, this will continue forever untill one side admits that he was lying. And that certainly won't happen anytime soon.[/QUOTE] If she holds up two pens in her hands or puts them up her nose or puts a shoe on her head or holds up a paper saying "hai fp" or holds a cat in her arms upside down or something that specific, I'd believe him. youknow what fuck this im out

Why is everyone ganging up on Wizey? She makes cool yet simple mods that change gameplay by a lot. Does anyone even check the garrysod section anymore?

You're all idiots.