Vatican elects Pope Francis l from Argentina. Falklands brace for Crusades

[jordguitar]

it could take a hour before anyone sees the guy

lunch time

[KlaseR]

Whoever they chose It couldn't possible be the black cardinal, he's been thrown in the fire earlier.

[Tufty 🌹]

Why not announce the pope when he's fucking elected

what is this shit

[MarkG06]

It's me I'm the new pope.

[notgeogzm]

I want a black pope

meanwhile, here's some pertinent material:

[url]http://www.gizoogle.net/shizzles.php?link=pope[/url]

[Shitty Bill]

Damn, and I had so much hope in my candidacy.

I predict the new pope will be a white European.

[smurfy]

[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;39900906]there's around ~2.2 Christians on this globe[/QUOTE]

Vatican has done a really impressive job of making that square appear more full than it is

[Dispenser]

I'm rooting for the goofy looking Asian guy.

[Disotrtion]

Now Union soldiers are marching out

I mean swiss guards

[Joz]

[QUOTE=T553412;39901060]It's only ending if the Pope is black.

Black Pope FTW.[/QUOTE]
Wasn't the prophecy was saying, that the Church will end when "Peter the Roman" will be chosen?

[Prez]

AHH this is awesome

[nostalgk]

[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;39900906]
there's around ~2.2 Christians on this globe [/QUOTE]

uh

[Mmrnmhrm]

[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;39900906]
there's around ~2.2 Christians on this globe
[/QUOTE]

So who's the one-fifth of a Christian then? I'm pretty sure I know the other two.

[KlaseR]

The Italian government is paying for all this by the way.

[TheHydra]

[QUOTE=Mmrnmhrm;39901316]So who's the one-fifth of a Christian then? I'm pretty sure I know the other two.[/QUOTE]

two christians and one agnostic

[FlashMarsh]

[QUOTE=smurfy;39901285]Vatican has done a really impressive job of making that square appear more full than it is[/QUOTE]

They estimated 100,000 earlier on BBC report, which is pretty crazy.

[KlaseR]

I've heard that a biblical prophecy says this will be the last pope before judgment day. And by being "black" it means black in the heart.

edit:

ok i get it, i was wrong.

[CabooseRvB]

Welp, I guess now is time to speculate.

Please for the love of Good be someone more reform-minded.

[jordguitar]

[QUOTE=KlaseR;39901393]I've heard that a biblical prophecy says this will be the last pope before judgment day. And by being "black" it means black in the heart.[/QUOTE]

dont be silly, that was 500 popes ago

[Used Car Salesm]

Wow, that didn't take long. They must be trying to get away from the scandal of the whole thing as quick as possible.

[Prez]

Come onnnnnnnn black pope!

(Just kidding, please Marc Ouellet!)

[jordguitar]

[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;39901397]Welp, I guess now is time to speculate.

Please for the love of Good be someone more reform-minded.[/QUOTE]

i bet he is old

[person12]

That was fast

[KlaseR]

[QUOTE=jordguitar;39901403]dont be silly, that was 500 popes ago[/QUOTE]

Some cristian nut-case told me. Seems like he was wrong then.

edit:

what the hell has the Italian anthem got to do with any of this?

[Prez]

[QUOTE=KlaseR;39901435]Some cristian nut-case told me. Seems like he was wrong then.

edit:

what the hell has the Italian anthem got to do with any of this?[/QUOTE]

Vatican city is in the heart of Italy and the Italian government pays for the ceremony

[CabooseRvB]

[QUOTE=KlaseR;39901435]Some cristian nut-case told me. Seems like he was wrong then.

edit:

what the hell has the Italian anthem got to do with any of this?[/QUOTE]

Vatican*

[jordguitar]

[QUOTE=KlaseR;39901435]Some cristian nut-case told me. Seems like he was wrong then.

edit:

what the hell has the Italian anthem got to do with any of this?[/QUOTE]

It is literally a stone's throw away from rome

[url]https://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&safe=off&q=vatican&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x1325890a57d42d3d:0x94f9ab23a7eb0,Vatican+City&gl=us&ei=uclAUeAxhZXJAYvzgXA&sqi=2&ved=0CJkBELYD[/url]

[Steve Harvey]

It will be the most ironic thing in the world if Cardinal Dolan gets elected

[IMG]http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/301/0/f/dolan_duck_shaded_by_theiransonic-d5j8obp.png[/IM]

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[notgeogzm]

So this new pope is (theoretically) the pope to end all popes?

That's kinda ominous

[Shitty Bill]

So, any bets on a papal name?

I'm hoping for an Innocent. We need something a little more classical after all these Johns and Pauls and John Pauls.