Texas Governor Deploys State Guard To Stave Off Obama Takeover - Polidicks

Oh god, that "Miss me yet?" shirt. Yes, I do, in fact, miss the president who basically started two wars with no exit strategy, oversaw abstinence-only sex ed being tied to education funding (the unwed teen pregnancy rate increased significantly as a result), and who signed the PATRIOT Act. Yes, let's bring THAT back so we don't have a [del]nig[/del] black President with [del]Mitt Romney's[/del] commie medical insurance reforms trying to wreck our country. Every day, the Tea Party looks more like a cult to me. [QUOTE=LordCrypto;47651940]"And of course the LAMESTREAM MEDIA, which the Washington Post would be part of, would never tell a LIE or pacify you while you are being surrounded by Jade Helm (blue helmet?, U.N Military?). Wake up America, This is not the America you grew up in." mmm there's nothing worse than blue berets to the average tea partier[/QUOTE] Jade Helm = green berets, obviously. Look at this ignorant idiot failing [I]colours[/I], F- on Conspiracy Theory 100 final exam. I think actual sheep may be more intelligent than the average tea partier.

Dear god, there's some much crazy shit going on: About some walmart stores closing: [URL=http://allnewspipeline.com/NOTE_THE_DATE_Walmart_Jade_Helm.php](...) will these massive stores soon be used as 'food distribution centers' and to house the headquarters of invading troops from China, here to disarm Americans one by one as promised by Michelle Obama to the Chinese prior to Obama leaving the White House?"[/url]

[QUOTE=dreukrag;47652635]Dear god, there's some much crazy shit going on: About some walmart stores closing: [URL=http://allnewspipeline.com/NOTE_THE_DATE_Walmart_Jade_Helm.php](...) will these massive stores soon be used as 'food distribution centers' and to house the headquarters of invading troops from China, here to disarm Americans one by one as promised by Michelle Obama to the Chinese prior to Obama leaving the White House?"[/url][/QUOTE] Wow, I can't help but be stunned. They seriously believe there's a massive network of tunnels connecting the entire country. Fuck me.

[QUOTE=MR-X;47650942]It's all coming together - the FEMA Detention centers, the guberment's mass purchase of coffins, Walmarts shutting down to starve out the people, operation Jade Helm - a violent take over is going to happen. President obongo knows his term is up and he wants to continue ruling our lands as a reptilian oppressor. All levels of the guberment have been infiltrated by reptilian agents and now they will strike. A violent take over is imminent.[/QUOTE] the mass purchase of coffins is my favorite conspiracy theory ever why the fuck would they plan to kill tons of people and then bury each of them individually in a neat little coffin [editline]3rd May 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=JerryK;47652044] [img]http://a5.img.talkingpointsmemo.com/image/upload/w_652/d6ggodr16bp8tvjzgeef.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] bastrop is the pocket of pus on the hemorrhoid of the asshole of texas so i'm unsurprised

[QUOTE=.Isak.;47652715]the mass purchase of coffins is my favorite conspiracy theory ever why the fuck would they plan to kill tons of people and then bury each of them individually in a neat little coffin [editline]3rd May 2015[/editline] bastrop is the pocket of pus on the hemorrhoid of the asshole of texas so i'm unsurprised[/QUOTE] Duh, they're gonna use chemical weapons on us so they have to bury us so the contaminated body's don't spread the chemical agent.

Not even Infowars is reporting on this. They got outcrazied

[QUOTE=MR-X;47650942]It's all coming together - the FEMA Detention centers, the guberment's mass purchase of coffins, Walmarts shutting down to starve out the people, operation Jade Helm - a violent take over is going to happen. President obongo knows his term is up and he wants to continue ruling our lands as a reptilian oppressor. All levels of the guberment have been infiltrated by reptilian agents and now they will strike. A violent take over is imminent.[/QUOTE] [sp]Hail Hydra.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Tmaxx;47651611]These people are going to feel really stupid when another president comes to power and the world still isn't on fire.[/QUOTE] They'll just pick someone else to hate, or just go back to whinging about how Austin is leaking out gays and minorities all over their pristine white-only-and-has-been-since-the-days-of-Leviticus texuss.

[QUOTE=Tmaxx;47652080]^those are exactly the people I imagine when i think of republicans. Dumb, inbred rednecks.[/QUOTE] I'm a Republican but I'm an inbred Asian help I'm not conforming to your stereotype what do I do

you never hear about any democrats doing crazy shit, like ever.

Was hitting up some of my buddies on Team Speak, one of them lives in Texas and was talking about this. He said that this was being done to go in and take peoples guns, those who refused would be sent to camps. Then the other started going on about concentration camps across the country that the government didn't want us to know about. holy dog shit boys them govment folks takin away our guns