Boy, 4, drowns in Manure Pit - Polidicks

You shouldn't be talking, Eli. You got your brain sucked out so you don't know.. [puts on sunglasses over sunglasses] [b] CRAP. [/b] YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Sounds fun not dying in it or anything, just swimmin' around in it

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Is the dog okay?

Holy fuck, that's sad.

only having your neck sloooooooowy broken could be worse than this. *Poot shitty pun here*

[QUOTE=Eli Vance;27158952]If it was an animal, there would be less puns. You people are sick.[/QUOTE] If it was an animal, it wouldn't make to the news

These are the shittiest puns I've ever heard.

I can't stand working with the stuff, couldn't imagine dying in it.

Holy Shit.

[I]Animal feces.[/I]

Wow, thats really is sad, I've stopped myself from making a pun, just out of respect.

I thought fox news was wait for it shit

I wonder if he really died by drowning because those gasses can kill too.

:gonk: I can only imagine a few worse ways to die.

[QUOTE=cccritical;27159598]I thought fox news was wait for it shit[/QUOTE] wasn't worth the wait

[QUOTE=wewt!;27159919]wasn't worth the wait[/QUOTE] yeah figured it would have been done by now, was more of a[b]n[/b] [del]mandatory[/del] [b]obligatory[/b] post for an itn thread that's the word I was looking for

[QUOTE=Eli Vance;27158952]If it was an animal, there would be less puns. You people are sick.[/QUOTE] If you read the article, a dog fell in the shit too.

[QUOTE=Coffee;27158153][b]I hate manure.[/b] [img_thumb]http://www.top10films.co.uk/img/biff_manure.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Wrong scene, that's when he says. "I'm gunna get that son of a bitch." but still funny.

I hope he's not getting cremated :ohdear:

Oh shit.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLhXTobrV_s[/media]

Wow now I feel like shit from these puns.

Das Poop!

What's with all the crappy puns guys? Stop being so fartless..

He probably saw the corn and peanuts floating around in there and thought "Hey, snacks!"

That has to be one of the worst ways to die.

Stop making puns you heartless bastards.

Reminds me of this entry from the OSHA weekly incident reporting site [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/OSHA-shithappens.png[/img] [editline]3rd January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=sami-elite;27159660]I wonder if he really died by drowning because those gasses can kill too.[/QUOTE]Unlikely. Lethal concentrations of methane and carbon monoxide released by decaying fecal matter are only found in areas with poor air flow, such as sewers.

Only in Lancaster. :amish: