Boy, 4, drowns in Manure Pit - Polidicks

Here's what the pit looked like: [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/shit10.png[/img]

Rename In the News to Pun Central.

Didn't this happen in the seventies british Public Information Film Apaches?

[QUOTE=HazmatSquad;27158056]I guess you could say.. [puts on sunglasses] ..he died a crappy death, YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH[/QUOTE]

That shit really sucks.

fucking hell this was disgusting but op's pun made me rate funny now i feel like a dick and will never be the same

I always thought Manure smelled good.

[QUOTE=Capitulazyguy;27161277][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLhXTobrV_s[/media][/QUOTE] That is soo messed up i feel sad but laughed abit :(

No amount of puns can make me happy now. My sister is about that old.

I can't imagine the funeral being a very pleasant event. Moreso because of his severe case of BO.

Shit, i bet his parents wasn't expecting that.

Would it matter if he shitted his pants when he fell in?

One of my worst fears is dying in something like that. Mud...cement...yogurt... And now I have a bigger fear. [B]Dying in a pit of crap[/B]

[QUOTE=meatballfish;27158721][img_thumb]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/09/500x_duke_nukem_forever.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Did he eat the shit and die or did he just die?

worst thread in ITN, great job making fun of a terrible death of a 4 year old with your awful puns. I'm almost thinking of leaving ITN forever, too many communists, creepy transhumanists and puns for things like this.

k cya bro

[QUOTE=SM0K3 B4N4N4;27173276]worst thread in ITN, great job making fun of a terrible death of a 4 year old with your awful puns. I'm almost thinking of leaving ITN forever, too many communists, creepy transhumanists and puns for things like this.[/QUOTE] [img]http://tcritic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/greaterdickwad.jpg[/img] If no one made puns ITN would be pretty depressing.

[QUOTE=wewt!;27158619]Why would you store manure in an open container/hole anyway? To enjoy the aroma?[/QUOTE] people normally store them in tanks don't they?

cant stop thinking about eating shit now, could you just imagine that........im sick now :(

was the dog a poodle? or perhaps a shih tzu?

Oh shit

That boy needs to receive a Darwin award.

[QUOTE=meatballfish;27158721][img_thumb]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/09/500x_duke_nukem_forever.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Anyone else heard "Eat shit and die" in their head?

He may have shat himself in the process. :smug: End of pun war.

[QUOTE=Ordinanoes;27158139]Stop with the puns you hearthless bastards[/QUOTE] Don't be mad, just ignore these shitheads.

Holy crap!

Well, that's a pretty shit way to die.

[QUOTE=DeanWinchester;27191693]Don't be mad, just ignore these shitheads.[/QUOTE] Stop being butthurt.

[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;27158072]shit happens[/QUOTE] oh come on, he's 4 years old [IMG]http://www.fotosmithusa.com/lightning_gallery/big_lightning_bolt.jpg[/IMG] Still though

Is it bad that I laughed at all of the puns on 1st page