15 years on nothing but chicken nuggets: Docs warn Stacey's fast food diet will kill her - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Red scout?;34413316]You can make vegetables delicious as fuck if you do it right.[/QUOTE] Do tell. The only one I've managed to cook nicely was potatoes, but that doesn't really count.

Funny to think that her body is buildt upon chicken alone, recycled chicken to human.

that's just dumb

For someone who only eats chicken nuggets she doesn't actually look that bad. [img]http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/26/article-1327578208253-11770B73000005DC-285591_466x310.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Bawbag;34413332]Do tell. The only one I've managed to cook nicely was potatoes, but that doesn't really count.[/QUOTE] Well, some vegetables are heavenly when fried together with garlic

She doesn't look that overweight given she's eaten that all her life. However to be quite honest the problem here is the parents, not her.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;34413218]Not everyone has the same basal metabolic rate Hell, according to the accepted formula, if I was only 3 inches shorter I'd be likely to have a BMR of 130 less calories per day Or to put it more bluntly, 3 less inches of height could mean the difference of a statistically significant amount of weight gain or loss over the span of a decade based on whether or not I have a bag of chips every week It's not like being 3 inches shorter is going to make you naturally eat or exercise any differently[/QUOTE] You're not actually saying anything different to what I said. Yes people have different BMR, i used 2400 calories as an [B]example[/B]. There's nothing about mcdonalds or any other fast food that magically makes people fat. Unhealthy? Yeah it's a shitty combination of sugars and poor fats. But the reason people get fat is because they eat too much. It's very easy to overeat because it tastes good for some insane reason.

She is rather attractive, i came in here expecting some stubborn fat cow who outright refused to eat anything else.

[quote]The only variation in Stacey's diet apart from fries is the occasional slice of toast for breakfast — and CRISPS.[/quote] How is she even still alive?

I'm surprised she's not dead yet. Oh the wonders a human body can withstand.

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;34414094]How is she even still alive?[/QUOTE] Protein, fats and carbs. She's got all the macronutrients, no matter how shitty her diet is. It's just micronutrients and a wide profile of vitamins that is missing. It's not the healthiest diet, but it's more than enough to survive off.

Wait wait wait. I think you guys are missing a very important point. Chicken has almost no fibre. How the fuck does she even shit?!

I have to admit the bit about 20 piece nuggets took me by surprise. I eat those alone; she shares them with her boyfriend. [QUOTE=Headhumpy;34414197]Wait wait wait. I think you guys are missing a very important point. Chicken has almost no fibre. How the fuck does she even shit?![/QUOTE] Explosively

[QUOTE=Headhumpy;34414197]Wait wait wait. I think you guys are missing a very important point. Chicken has almost no fibre. How the fuck does she even shit?![/QUOTE]Chicken might not, whatever the nuggets are made of(I assume there's quite some bread) do

[QUOTE]Yesterday she was recovering at home after being put on an urgent course of vitamins — which started in hospital with injections. But despite medics begging her to change her diet she STILL cannot get enough of chicken nuggets.[/QUOTE]More Vitamins, then she can enjoy chicken nuggets forever.

[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;34409005]read the article her mom went to extreme lengths to try to get her to stop, to no avail also chicken nuggets are fucking tasty[/QUOTE] Have the doctors contact the police, and make mcdonalds refuse to sell them to her, since it is a form of suicide, disregarding "This will fucking kill you" from a doctor

[QUOTE=Crimor;34414323]Have the doctors contact the police, and make mcdonalds refuse to sell them to her, since it is a form of suicide, disregarding "This will fucking kill you" from a doctor[/QUOTE] Can they ask stores to not sell alcohol to alcoholics?

[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;34414338]Can they ask stores to not sell alcohol to alcoholics?[/QUOTE] Alcohol won't outright kill you.

She is skinny because the average chicken mcnugget has the nutritional value of a box of cereal As in the actual box part. the cereal is better for you.

[quote]Stacey, of Castle Vale, Birmingham, said: "I am starting to realise this is really bad for me.[/quote] [I]Really?[/I]

I'd give her some of my protein [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-pervert.gif[/img]

Reminds me of the story of the like 13 year old who died because he ate nothing but McDonalds fries and baked beans, just thinking about it makes me queasy

[QUOTE=Crimor;34414377]Alcohol won't outright kill you.[/QUOTE] That's similar to saying that a bullet to the cranium won't kill you, but the brain getting slurried does. Which is technically correct, but I'm pretty certain liver failure can kill someone.

[QUOTE=Dakarun;34413410]For someone who only eats chicken nuggets she doesn't actually look that bad. [img]http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/26/article-1327578208253-11770B73000005DC-285591_466x310.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] She's cute. Hope she gets off that death diet.

[QUOTE=mac338;34414587]She's cute. Hope she gets off that death diet.[/QUOTE] I death diet sounds like someone eating too much death "Jim, you gotta stop this or that death will [I][B]kill you![/B][/I]"

[QUOTE=Dakarun;34413410]For someone who only eats chicken nuggets she doesn't actually look that bad. [img]http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/26/article-1327578208253-11770B73000005DC-285591_466x310.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I'd fuck her.

I've never seen a woman eat so many chicken nuggets.

My parents tought me a lesson once. I was little, and I wanted to live on nothing but pasta and tomato sauce. They let me do it for a week, on summer break. I never regretted something so much in my life. :v: Shame the same didn't happen to her sooner (like when she was still very young), because then it would probably have deterred her from keeping this up.

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;34415306]My parents tought me a lesson once. I was little, and I wanted to live on nothing but pasta and tomato sauce. They let me do it for a week, on summer break. I never regretted something so much in my life. :v: Shame the same didn't happen to her sooner (like when she was still very young), because then it would probably have deterred her from keeping this up.[/QUOTE] I think they tried doing this and it didn't work, and being bad parents they just said "fuck it" and caved in.

[QUOTE=JaegerMonster;34412875]Orrrrr She just doesn't eat that much I don't get how people don't understand this. Your metabolism has very little to do with anything unless you have a legit thyroid condition. There aren't foods that are on some magical "naughty" list and you get fat from eating them. People get fat from overeating. If it took you roughly 2400 calories to maintain your current weight, and you ate a diet of 2400 calories of mcdonalds, I guarantee you wouldn't gain any weight. On the flip side, you could eat 3000 calories of the "healthiest" foods you care to list, and you would gain weight.[/QUOTE] Agree,i was just going to post something similar. It does not matter what you eat,but HOW MUCH you eat. You see,a experiment proves this,there were two groups,one with a "bad food" diet,and one with the "health food diet. They were fed with thet for 6 months,in a controlled environment,the results from both groups were unexpected,because they were verysimilar(same).