The luck of the Irish: 43-year old woman dies after allergic reaction to having sex with a dog - Polidicks

[QUOTE=gt118;30998146]...calculations.[/QUOTE] Calibrations.

This just baffles me. I mean... could they like, go into the science a little? Not just "LAWLLERGIC REACTION TO DOG CUM" [QUOTE=YouWithTheFace.;30998520]just like my japanese animes![/QUOTE] [B]Otacon, this is no time for cartoons![/B] [editline]9th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Coffee;30998555]A limerick is a type of poem.[/QUOTE] Song, but yeah.

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Was she doing it doggy style?

[QUOTE=CSOD;30998864]Does this qualify for a Darwin Award or is this too terrible even for them?[/QUOTE] AFAIK deaths caused by allergic reactions isn't considered Darwin Award candidates. Unless she already knew she was allergic to having sex with dogs.

I feel really bad for the kids, they lost a mother and they have to grow up (or live the rest of their lives) without their mom by their sides. Could give less of a fuck that she died because of fucking a dog. [quote]Does this qualify for a Darwin Award or is this too terrible even for them? [/quote] It's more disgusting than stupid to fuck a dog. If she knew she was massively allergic, than it would be different.

Imagine being that kid. And having your fucking high school find out about how your mom died.

[QUOTE=HazmatSquad;30998291]I hope the dog dies, so he doesn't suffer through this again.. and he can have a better life in Doggy Heaven..[/QUOTE] That's a horrible thing to say. To think of putting a dog down because of one bad owner, especially if the only abuse the owner put it through (that we know of through the article) was forcing it to have sex with a chick, is ridiculous. Why not send it to a new owner that WON'T make it fuck random women, ever think of that?

So this is how the furry's will die out.

I never knew 'son of a bitch' had a literal meaning. I wonder if any of those kids look particularly hairy. And if even one of those kids can lick his own balls, well then...

I am always so proud of my irish heritage

What. Just what.

[QUOTE=Stany01;31002425]So this is how the furry's will die out.[/QUOTE] Totally humiliated? Dammit. I should of been a trekkie.

why the fuck do people have sex with dogs its so weird

I'm not sure how to react to this.

[QUOTE=Ermac20;31003527]why the fuck do people have sex with dogs its so weird[/QUOTE] Same reason some people jack off to drawings of animals.

OP, that is not how you do limericks.

Serves that disgusting whore right.

[QUOTE=Stany01;31002425]So this is how the furry's will die out.[/QUOTE]I always find it funny that anyone advocating killing furries can't even spell the word.

Nerts' time traveling self, aged 43.

[QUOTE=Da Jester;31008728]Nerts' time traveling self, aged 43.[/QUOTE]I know you want me to be a pretty little girl for you, but sorry, I'm a guy.

[QUOTE=Kai-ryuu;30997116]Source: [url]http://www.joe.ie/news-politics/current-affairs/irish-woman-dies-after-dog-sex-0013864-1[/url]there was a young woman in limerickwho loved to suck doggydickshe gave it a blowwhen she tasted the cum it stuck to her gums and she died because she was aller-gicthe end[/QUOTE]that's not how limericks work

[QUOTE=Turnips5;31007809]OP, that is not how you do limericks.[/QUOTE] He never actually said it was a limerick (though I'm sure he meant it to be one). It [i]could[/i] just be a poem. This was unfortunate for both the dog and the woman.

[QUOTE=Sergeant Stacker;31008246]Serves that disgusting whore right.[/QUOTE] That, too, is a horrible thing to say. Someone has a weird fetish, so they're a disgusting whore who deserves to die because of said fetish?

[QUOTE=Nerts;31008906]I know you want me to be a pretty little girl for you, but sorry, I'm a guy.[/QUOTE] 43 is little? I see Sanius is still mad.

[QUOTE=lulzbocksV2;30997158]Roses are red Violets are blue Your poem is shit[/QUOTE] Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van.

[QUOTE=Da Jester;31011478]43 is little?[/QUOTE] I'd fuck Nerts.

my mind is full of hump

[QUOTE=J!NX;31013492]I'd fuck Nerts.[/QUOTE]Why does this come up so often? Not I'm complaining.

[QUOTE=Nerts;31008564]I always find it funny that anyone advocating killing furries can't even spell the word.[/QUOTE] I wasn't advocating, I was making mere references to furries and zoophiliacs. They are alike.