Apple patents anti-sexting parental controls, proving Steve Jobs is a virgin

[Jack Bryce]

[QUOTE=MIPS;25395223]OP has forgotten Steve can't be virgin because he has a daughter.

Lisa Jobs.
[img_thumb]http://dataport.it/30th/gallery/capitolo2/lisa_jobsB.jpg[/img_thumb]

Regardless, I call Apple's latest patent unnecessary.[/QUOTE]

MIPS has forgotten about artificial insemination.

[|FlapJack|]

[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;25389486]I personally feel that once a child has reached their countries age of consent they should be given more freedoms, privacies, legal rights.[/QUOTE]

:scotland:

We're allowed to leave school, have sex and get married at 16. [b]HOWEVER[/b] we're not allowed to legally drink until 18. It's rather odd.

[stablemist]

[QUOTE=Jack Bryce;25392743]Hasn't anyone at Apple ever heard of the Scunthorpe problem?
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem[/url][/QUOTE]

Don't worry blocking innocent texts is all about innovation... or so Apple claims, as well as their stupidly loyal fanbase.

[Murk]

[QUOTE=Skelmech;25385366]Besides, Apple are Patent-Whores.

I can prove it: [url]http://www.patentlyapple.com/[/url]

Just scroll through the first page.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.patentlyapple.com/.a/6a0120a5580826970c0133f503078f970b-pi[/img]

Or should I post this in "Computer illiterates" thread?

[fenwick]

How could they get a patent on a language filter?

[editline]poop[/editline]

We need to get Smartness patented.

[MIPS]

[QUOTE=Jack Bryce;25395625]MIPS has forgotten about artificial insemination.[/QUOTE]

Actually, no I have not.

[Aquaphonic]

[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;25393019]I hate things like this, it's an invasion of privacy.[/QUOTE]

Parents have every right to protect their children from what they don't want them to encounter.

[Swilly]

[QUOTE=MasterG;25399886]This is fantastic news. Teenagers will have to come up with such euphemisms to sext, that it will actually improve grades.

"And now i'm taking my ivory, and placing it in your cherry envelope. I'm so marsupial for you right now"[/QUOTE]

Or they'll just actually have sex or grow up confused and idiotic about it.

[Geel]

"Why don't you come over to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo until I Google all over your Facebook"

[SomeRandomGuy18]

[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;25396191]:scotland:

We're allowed to leave school, have sex and get married at 16. [b]HOWEVER[/b] we're not allowed to legally drink until 18. It's rather odd.[/QUOTE]

until 21 in the usa. lol

[Neolk]

"Shit, someone call 911, I can only text I can't get a signal, someone cut off my penis."
MESSAGE UNABLE TO BE SENT

Alternatively
"SOMEONE CALL 911 I NEED HELP!"
"Why?"
"MESSAGE CONTAINED BANNED TEXT"

[LiquiD]

[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;25388054]I am okay with this.[/QUOTE]

I'm ok with tits