How people named their penises and vaginas eight centuries ago

[Boaraes]

Nature's scythe

[Shadekill]

Catch 'em all

[ArkKnight]

Mother of all masons

[Simski]

"aphrodisiacal tennis court"

what

[ArkKnight]

[QUOTE=Simski;41881635]"aphrodisiacal tennis court"

what[/QUOTE]
I will never hear "the ball is in your court" the same way.

[Holt]

Tuzzy Muzzy

[timman]

[QUOTE=Eudoxia;41881321]I wonder how people will refer to their genitals in the future.[/QUOTE]

Pregnancy Stick

[bourgogne]

Jewish nightcap (foreskin)

[Stockers678]

My favourite is just 'Enemy'

[Holt]

One-Eyed Wonder worm.

[Senn]

"pokehole"

:V

[tempunary]

Clam.

[DrPavlov]

"pit of darkness"

how romantic

[Lexinator]

Gentlemen's pleasure-garden

[FPtje]

cockloft.
The loft for your cock. Brilliant.

[C O Y O T E]

Tiddley-push

It's adorable

[editline]18th August 2013[/editline]

"Hung like an ass"

What

[Sobotnik]

Your wife's best friend.

[Psychopath]

"Beehive"

How the shit did anyone find that appealing?

[chinatown]

Diced ginger infused agent

[editline]18th August 2013[/editline]

jk i made that up

[TMBGFan]

My tarriwags, my clyster pipe, my nimble wimble, my gingamabobs, my claw-buttock.
Man, people in the past had [I]no idea[/I] how ridiculous they sounded.
Some of this stuff sounds like it's out of Willy Wonka or something. But it's [I]all dongs as far as the eye can see.[/I]

[OffTheRoad]

[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;41881812]"Hung like an ass"

What[/QUOTE]

It's referring to a donkey :v:

[bbls]

got dat bank

[shian]

We as the human race are simply fucking creative at coming up with names for our private parts.

Wow shit this thread caught on fast.

[person12]

1230 for cunt? I guess that was the beginning of its use in English. Cunt and its root in Latin was used by Romans as slang for vagina for more than a thousand years before 1230.

Also, vagina is also slang. It means sheath. The main term for penis was "sword".

[C O Y O T E]

[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;41881872]It's referring to a donkey :v:[/QUOTE]

OH.
Sometimes I forgot that's a double-meaning word.

[PsychoOrgasmo]

They should make a regional map.

I'm curious when French people started calling it "Baugette" :v:

[OffTheRoad]

Seems like around 1590 people referred to a vagina as a 'poop'...

I wonder what kind of reaction it would give if someone went back in time to tell what people refer to with that word nowadays :v:

[TehMentos]

Fly-trap...

What the fuck.

Well I guess it makes sense since back then they didn't really think much about personal hygiene.

[sir whoopsalot]

Cat's meat? Sperm sucker? Cock-trap?

Were they really THIS bored?

[leontodd]

Credentials.