How people named their penises and vaginas eight centuries ago

[ChrisR7]

Crinkum-crankum.

[Mike_Tyson]

cunt plugger

[editline]18th August 2013[/editline]

dingle-dangle
these are amazing

[Xmeagol]

i call mine the emperor

[zakededodead]

1930: ringerangeroo

[Jocke]

I'll name mine for "Dicksqueezer"

[Killuah]

Why "mother of all masons"?

[Wariopunk]

'Pissing Place'

lol

[godinthehouse]

[quote][IMG]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7326/9521100313_02daabab3b_o.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

Thomas.

Just.
What.

[redBadger]

Catch 'em (all)

[ionuttzu]

Matrimonial Peacemaker
Hahahah, that's gold

[redBadger]

January 1st 1925 - Hot Dog

[fnox]

"silent flute"

[dai]

frigger

holy h*ck all this dirty talk!!

[butre]

apparently in 1896 a little sister was a vagina

"I want to put my dick in your little sister" is going to be my new pick-up line

[JohnWayne007]

Jan 1st 1890
Fixed Bayonet
and Arse wedge

[shian]

Someone odd to make a youtube video where guys asks girls on the streets with these lines

[The mouse]

I like how one for Vagina is Netherlands

...fucking dutchman.

[Perfect Hatred]

[QUOTE=godinthehouse;41882303]Thomas.

Just.
What.[/QUOTE]

Is Thomas any stranger than 'johnson'?

[mac338]

So is anyone going to probe the mossy cave with their gaying instrument?

[RosettaStoned]

"child getter"

Haha wow. I can't imagine that caught on for very long.

[kaine123]

[QUOTE=Psychopath12;41881843]"Beehive"

How the shit did anyone find that appealing?[/QUOTE]

It's a place where sweet goo emerges.

[POLOPOZOZO]

[QUOTE=Eudoxia;41881321]I wonder how people will refer to their genitals in the future.[/QUOTE]

turbodick 3000
(chrome edition)

[butre]

[QUOTE=kaine123;41882790]It's a place where sweet goo emerges.[/QUOTE]

but it's also full of bees so I don't think I want to stick my penis in it

[Curls]

"Cupids feast"

lawdy

[Zephyrs]

I feel this is relevant.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz8OjGf4Zos[/media]

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=Kazumi;41881471]I put my faggot in her kitchen[/QUOTE]

deconstructing gender roles all the way back then I love it

[editline]18th August 2013[/editline]

anyone want a go at my buttonhole worker

[sir whoopsalot]

[QUOTE=World Eater;41882740]Is Thomas any stranger than 'johnson'?[/QUOTE]

At least Johnson sounds strong and powerful.

[Zerokateo]

[QUOTE=Zephyrs;41882916]I feel this is relevant.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz8OjGf4Zos[/media][/QUOTE]

Giggle-Stick

[Hendo]

schlong

[TheHydra]

[QUOTE=Mysterious Mr.E;41881405]Matrimonial Peacemaker. Im dying.[/QUOTE]

sounds like a TF2 item