Government: "We lied: we're another 9 trillion in debt." - Polidicks

[QUOTE=not_Morph53;26442366]Who even still buys porn anymore?[/QUOTE] Alright fine Skip the porn, buy beautiful people to sex, buy drugs, and start your own private nation.

[QUOTE=Walrus.;26435805]Just saying that "Government" is universal, title is a bit of a cliffhanger, and why would i be offended?[/QUOTE] because his an arrogant typical American.

[QUOTE=superdinoman;26442878]Alright fine Skip the porn, buy beautiful people to sex, buy drugs, and start your own private nation.[/QUOTE] With that money you can buy half of africa and have them all living in suburban style homes.-

Ameritards be hatin

Oh for fuck sakes...our economy is so fucked...

[QUOTE=faze;26444777]Oh for fuck sakes...our economy is so fucked...[/QUOTE] It's already been paid back. Read the article.

[QUOTE=MrEndangered;26445954]It's already been paid back. Read the article.[/QUOTE] Um...the fact they need to even do this, is a big hint of bad times ahead.

[QUOTE=superdinoman;26437634]I dont know about you, but where I live buying people is kind of illegal.[/QUOTE] With 9 trillion dollars, you are the law. EDIT: hurr rate me late

[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;26440340]Government: "Hey American citizens, how are you doing?" People: "It's terrible, the government is torn, the economy is horrible, and many people are star-" Government: "Yeah that's great. Uhm, listen, we actually lied, we're another 9 trillion dollars in debt." People: "........." Government: "Well it's good to hear you don't mind it, I'm going to go ahead and spend another 73 billion on TSA so they can learn enhanced ball touching techniques. Talk to you later." I'm paranoid that this isn't funny :ohdear:[/QUOTE] i found it funny till i read the TSA part.

[QUOTE=Jallen;26436268]I read the title and was like "PLEASE DON'T BE UK PLEASE DON'T BE UK"[/QUOTE] don't worry we've given all our money away to ireland already

[QUOTE=faze;26445998]Um...the fact they need to even do this, is a big hint of bad times ahead.[/QUOTE] Past tense please 'needed' to do this. It's been done. Hopefully they'll change the law to stop similar incidents happening again.

[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;26439161]I'm past caring about this kind of shit, it's not as if they'll ever sort themselves out so there's no point dwelling on it. I've got other things to worry about.[/QUOTE] Ignorance is bliss eh?

[QUOTE=superdinoman;26435833]Just imagine all the porn and drugs you could buy with that. :allears:[/QUOTE]9 trillion one dollar hookerbots or 9 one trillion hooker bots? Hmm.

[QUOTE=imasillypiggys;26440030]when you have that kind of money women are just attracted to you like a magnet[/QUOTE] They all come with feelings and stuff like that. Don't want that either.

Ah, money, a fantastic arbitrary number determined by the weight of shiny rare metal.

[QUOTE=Lick;26438802]300,000,000 months of Brazzer 450,000,000 grams of weed. Sounds like one hell of a party.[/QUOTE] that's 2.5 million years of unlimited porn, I'd say it was worth it.

[QUOTE=Falineir;26457908]Ah, money, a fantastic arbitrary number determined by the weight of shiny rare metal.[/QUOTE] Not even. US currency hasn't been backed by silver or gold for more than a quarter century...

If I had 9 trillion dollars I'd buy Papua New Guinea and turn it into some Battle Royale-esque form of gladiatorial entertainment. I'd make the money back in 2 weeks.