• Long distance sex: now your dick can be 3000 miles long!
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Ahaha I thought this was already made.
[QUOTE=Theater;38092661][computer sex][/QUOTE] [i]"Time to download my upgrade..."[/i]
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;38093688]Give the Hera model some of its own AI and you've got the world's first thinking fleshlite.[/QUOTE] oh god it'll probably happen to
[QUOTE=Kartoffel;38094066][i]"Time to download my upgrade..."[/i][/QUOTE] Old People: [i]"Let me insert my floppy into your disk drive"[/i]
This + Chatroulette. "Fuck 100 bitches a day - ONLINE!"
this is the age in which we live teledildonics
Would it be cheating or just plain masturbating if you used this with someone other than your partner?
Oh God Imagine. As this becomes more widely used, people might sell used ones on the internet after they get old or something Brace Yourselves the STDs are cumming
If the signals get mixed up and you get in someone else's stream is that cheating
Someone will reverse-engineer the protocol and make a random machine somewhere fuck a chick's brains out in 5 seconds.
[QUOTE=TurbisV2;38093716]Omegle suddenly becomes a pimp.[/QUOTE] The site says it'll support websites somehow, so I'm betting there'll be a site like that as soon as there's enough of these on the market. EDIT: I wonder why they're selling pairs of both "genders" with two of the same one. How would that even work with their setup?
Wife accidentally leaves hers synced. Watches as it suddenly starts pumping in the middle of the day. :v:
Take the one for the girl, put it up butt, take one for guy, fuck it. Now you can literally fuck yourself. :v:
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[QUOTE=Ratzz;38096898]Would it be possible to write an interpreter that translates CPU usage into sexual interaction? Not that I would want to literally fuck the shit out of Linux or anything.[/QUOTE] Since they're going to have some sort of web API, I bet it'll be reverse engineered really quickly. Darn, now I almost want to buy one just for the fun of figuring out how to code for it...
[QUOTE=Neo Kabuto;38096931]Since they're going to have some sort of web API, I bet it'll be reverse engineered really quickly. Darn, now I almost want to buy one just for the fun of figuring out how to code for it...[/QUOTE] Get your ass pounded as force-feedback in a racing game.
[QUOTE=FreakyMe;38097628]Get your ass pounded as force-feedback in a racing game.[/QUOTE] Actually have sex with your dating game waifu. [editline]18th October 2012[/editline] Or hasbando.
[QUOTE=Rats808;38097760]Actually have sex with your dating game waifu. [editline]18th October 2012[/editline] Or hasbando.[/QUOTE] I think there actually was already some Japanese game that you could plug in some USB fleshlight thing to use as a controller.
[QUOTE=Rats808;38097760]Actually have sex with your dating game waifu. [editline]18th October 2012[/editline] Or hasbando.[/QUOTE] I think that SAL 9000 guy would like that [editline]18th October 2012[/editline] [url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/23/sal-9000-man-to-marry-vir_n_367579.html[/url] [editline]18th October 2012[/editline] And no, we're not related.
[quote]To do so, they'll need to shell out US$94.50 for a pair (there are also limited 24-carat ones for $10,000).[/quote] love how they're selling a pair for ten grand, money that could very easily be spent on seeing each other (multiple times) or even getting a place together :v:
[QUOTE=Rats808;38097760]Actually have sex with your dating game waifu. [editline]18th October 2012[/editline] Or hasbando.[/QUOTE] Sit on it while playing a flight sim - penetration determined by downwards g forces. [editline]18th October 2012[/editline] A script which allows damage received in a video game to be scaled to thrusts per second for the amount of seconds damage is received for. Alternately, each time you get shot you get penetrated. [editline]18th October 2012[/editline] Silent Hill with 'degrees of violation' illustrated using the device.
Now with tf2 compatibility, brings a new dimension into getting backstabbed. You will never stop being a pyro.
embrace the future cuz it's already inside you
[img]http://i.imgur.com/ogzQc.png[/img] They're also doing 24 Karat gold ones...
[QUOTE=wingless;38098102][img]http://i.imgur.com/ogzQc.png[/img] They're also doing 24 Karat gold ones...[/QUOTE] Why not acquire plane ticket and fuck them IRL?
I'm kinda impressed. But not tottaly impressed until I see a version for same sex couples. for reasons.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;38098339]I'm kinda impressed. But not tottaly impressed until I see a version for same sex couples. for reasons.[/QUOTE] If you mean gay, male sex, why not use the regular one? Just instead of putting it in your (nonexistent) vagina you put it in your ass. [editline]19th October 2012[/editline] It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that one out.
This sounds like that TrueSense thing Hezzy linked way back when only an upgraded version.
[QUOTE=Chilean_Wolf;38098479]If you mean gay, male sex, why not use the regular one? Just instead of putting it in your (nonexistent) vagina you put it in your ass. [editline]19th October 2012[/editline] It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that one out.[/QUOTE] Good point. Still three things though 1. It's pricy 2. I don't have a mate 3. I'm Bi.
This has already been done before, I would know. They even had Lisa Ann and Sasha Grey in their commercials.
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