Boy urinates on school computers, causes $36,000 in damages, Upper Allen police say - Polidicks

You'd think they would've had it under some sort of warranty or something.

[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;35772606]You'd think they would've had it under some sort of warranty or something.[/QUOTE]Do warranties cover cases when the device gets pissed on?

Wait, how much did this kid even urinate? Either that kid's bladder is a fucking tank or the macbooks are "damaged beyond repair" with one single drop of piss.

[QUOTE=carcarcargo;35772374]One must ask, why did you ejaculate on your laptop?[/QUOTE] Clean my screen

What a badass [editline]30th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Canary;35772066]How did they break them beyond repair? Usually computers that are off completely can continue to work if left to full dry and I imagine urine being sterile doesn't do much and if they where on how didn't he get electrocuted?[/QUOTE] They should build other apple products the same way they build ipod classics. I've dropped my iPod so many goddamned times, and the other day I knocked over a cup of water in the middle of the night and soaked my iPod. The next morning it was still soaked and wasn't working, but I let it dry off and it was working by the time I got home from school.

How much piss did the boy have? jesus christ.

[QUOTE=GunFox;35771955]You heard wrong. See? I can pour liquids on my computer all d[/QUOTE] haha its like you actually poured liquids onto your computer and then it broke the minute you said that nothing was going to happen thanks for this post (bt:w how did you manage to click to submit hte post?? v(o.O)V )

Maybe that will teach them not to use macs

It's probably more like they need to buy more laptops 'cause it's considered "unsterile."

[QUOTE=Canary;35772066]How did they break them beyond repair? Usually computers that are off completely can continue to work if left to full dry and I imagine urine being sterile doesn't do much and if they where on how didn't he get electrocuted?[/QUOTE] sterile != distilled The latter is still conductive...

[QUOTE=carcarcargo;35772374]One must ask, why did you ejaculate on your laptop?[/QUOTE] Friendly fire incident.

I think my roommate did that with his Mac and he had to leave it with them for a week to get the keyboard replaced.

The macbook can be a toilet, there's an app for that

[QUOTE=mobrockers2;35772381]Except for the part where they charge an 11-year old...[/QUOTE] I was talking about the "pissing on a mac" bit, but okay.

[QUOTE=LtKyle2;35771890]Why the hell do Elementrary kids get fucking macbooks when all they'll be doing is using goddamn microsoft word. The only few Mac's my school has got is for tv production class and all the other computers in school have windows 7 on computers made for windows XP from 2002, yet these guys get them for no reason?[/QUOTE] its really annoying how so many schools in america are underfunded and lacking in basic supplies, yet there are schools that have piles of money to spend on extravagant name brand bullshit that contributes nothing to the education environment. and then whenever they have leftovers from buying extravagant shit like these macbooks, they spend the rest on sports instead of teaching kids valuable skills like opening up decent computer labs that teach more than typing excersizes

My school has macs you can only use microsoft word and this stupid "MicroType" program. In elementary school, we went out in the pod to go on the computers with windows xp, and we could do whatever we wanted to do

just how much piss was this kid making because that would be something like 18-36 macbooks

Macs are a little too flashy, they should be better off with the Lenovo Thinkpads. I remember using a Mac just for using an online math game and other BBC children's stuff. A little stupid as teachers don't even go through the Internet security basics first... It's like driving a car without a seatbelt and driving at night with no headlights. I wonder what made the kid pee on them?

The only macs that were in my old school were in the film and art classes, everyone else used 4 separate large computer rooms filled with PCs. They were basic and running XP, but that's all you need for school work.

It makes me glad that my school took a really smart approach. They bought about 5 carts of about 10 pc's in each cart. They bought about 50-60 NETBOOKS, each netbook more than powerful enough to run what it needs to run for about $300 per. In fact, they chose such a great model netbook, i plan on buying one for myself to use for uni as an easy way to take quick notes if i need to in class.

My old PRIVATE school blew more than half its budget on gigantic macs and macbooks, and we only used firefox and word. And if they caught you with your shirt untucked, automatic detention. Yeeeeeeeeeeaaah....

I was wondering how did the kid piss on soo many computers. Then I saw they were Mac and he just pissed on a small number of them.

[QUOTE=LtKyle2;35771890]Why the hell do Elementrary kids get fucking macbooks when all they'll be doing is using goddamn microsoft word. The only few Mac's my school has got is for tv production class and all the other computers in school have windows 7 on computers made for windows XP from 2002, yet these guys get them for no reason?[/QUOTE] Something about a bandwagon.

[QUOTE=LtKyle2;35771890]Why the hell do Elementrary kids get fucking macbooks when all they'll be doing is using goddamn microsoft word. The only few Mac's my school has got is for tv production class and all the other computers in school have windows 7 on computers made for windows XP from 2002, yet these guys get them for no reason?[/QUOTE] My school has probably 40 or so 27" imacs (which are slow as fuck btw) and a fuck load of macbooks, all we ever do is use google docs on them.

[QUOTE=Kopimi;35774902]its really annoying how so many schools in america are underfunded and lacking in basic supplies, yet there are schools that have piles of money to spend on extravagant name brand bullshit that contributes nothing to the education environment. and then whenever they have leftovers from buying extravagant shit like these macbooks, they spend the rest on sports instead of teaching kids valuable skills like opening up decent computer labs that teach more than typing excersizes[/QUOTE] In my area the schools spend every little money we got on sports instead of macbooks or any type of technology that costs money. Hell, in my Engineering and Technology at High School we got some small backroom with a few saws here and there yet in Middle School there's one big ass room with more then a dozen tools for everything.

Pfft, Macs are shit anyway. Back when I was in Infant/Junior school we where using Acorn Archimedes'. RISC OS was the shit, and we had Windows 95 Emulation on them as well.

Unless they are retarded they could just let it dry out and the macs would be fine, if they were on a cart they were probably turned off and not plugged into electricity.

[QUOTE=DeanWinchester;35777606]Unless they are retarded they could just let it dry out and the macs would be fine, if they were on a cart they were probably turned off and not plugged into electricity.[/QUOTE] If you spend thousands, maybe millions on macs, I think you're retarded. Bad joke, :suicide:

[QUOTE=Number-41;35773457]sterile != distilled The latter is still conductive...[/QUOTE] What I meant was that after it dried up you probably wont have much residue for instance if you splt a fizzy drink and let it dry you would still have some stuff left after evaporation.

[QUOTE=Number-41;35773457]sterile != distilled The latter is still conductive...[/QUOTE] I hope you meant the former. Distilled water can be pretty much considered non-conductive.