I should throw a knife at someone. Then they'll get suspended for handling a dangerous weapon.
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;20673669]I should throw a knife at someone. Then they'll get suspended for handling a dangerous weapon.[/QUOTE]
If you have a knife lodged inside your body, don't pull it out. Instead, just limp your way to an adult and ask them calmly to pull it out for you and call for an ambulance.
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Please note that your possession of said knife will result in expulsion, no exceptions.
"I have to do it because the policy says I do" is really dumb. The school principal should be able to make decisions to withhold students from policies like this, under certain circumstances.
herp durp i hold drgs 4 haf sec2nd soh i got 5 dya ssupenison
[QUOTE=Exuberance;20669566]HAHA, I should go around my school with some drugs and touch people with it, so then they get suspended.[/QUOTE] I thought the exact same thing after reading this. Running around and getting people suspended for a week. Just make sure you wear gloves so you don't suspend yourself. Then, you'll have the whole school to yourself for FIVE WHOLE DAYS.
School was to cool for her.
[QUOTE=Rambo_9;20669627]take a bag of adderall
tell people to close their eyes and hold out their hand
give them the pill
run away laughing as they get suspended[/QUOTE]
What the FUCK is up with your avatar?
On topic: God, now I wanna go to that school and shoot people with pills with a blowdart gun or something. And I'll make sure I don't touch the pills and then I'll be the only one that didn't get in trouble.
Throw pills at the principle, Say he handled drugs, Get him fired.
Teach the jackass a lesson in policy.
i guess you could say she's been [i]schooled[i] away. xD
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fuck
I'm suspended right now for giving a note to a girl and her mom having a problem with it, so she called the school and bitched and I'm out for ten days. How fucking retarded is that?
[QUOTE=Brokein3;20675204]I'm suspended right now for giving a note to a girl and her mom having a problem with it, so she called the school and bitched and I'm out for ten days. How fucking retarded is that?[/QUOTE]
Bitch to the police saying the mom threatened and harassed you. Strike back!
I guess you could say she [I]got suspended for touching prescription medicine that didn't belong to her.[/I]
I remember when someone stuck a Doxycycline pill in my bag once. My mom found it and flipped the fuck out. To this day, I have no idea why someone stuck antibiotics in my stuff.
I took DARE also, but this? This.. This... Is just idiotic!!
hey drugs want some little girl
That'll show her.
Hey kids, might as well just do the fucking drugs now!
okay
so if someone throws drugs at me, the hit me, and hit the floor, the floor would get suspended?
[QUOTE=Strider_07;20676465]I remember when someone stuck a Doxycycline pill in my bag once. My mom found it and flipped the fuck out. To this day, I have no idea why someone stuck antibiotics in my stuff.[/QUOTE]
How exactly does one get high off antibiotics?
Guess she got, high on tolerance
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
She's being rewarded with time off of school.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;20676775]How exactly does one get high off antibiotics?[/QUOTE]
Hence the "I have no idea why someone stuck antibiotics in my bag"
maybe it was a message about my horrid acne problems
[QUOTE=Sams Brume;20677603]She's being rewarded with time off of school.[/QUOTE]
Is the weeks worth of classwork and homework part of that reward too?
This doesn't make any damn sense! The way I see it:
CAUTION, HUGE IMAGE
[img]http://theblacksentinel.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/hypocrite.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Sergeant Stacker;20678023]This doesn't make any damn sense! The way I see it:
CAUTION, HUGE IMAGE
[img]http://theblacksentinel.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/hypocrite.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Because following policies makes you a hypocrite.
And that is not a large image. If anything, you need to make it bigger.
Well that's fucking stupid.
Schools can really do some stupid ass shit.
she should throw a pill at the principal. lands on him. [b]POSSESION[/b]!
[QUOTE=Mokkan13;20679488]Schools can really do some stupid ass shit.
she should throw a pill at the principal. lands on him. [b]POSSESION[/b]![/QUOTE]
Because having drugs being forced onto you = Posses[highlight]s[/highlight]ion.
[QUOTE=Sams Brume;20679534]Because having [b]demons[/b] being forced onto you = Posses[highlight]s[/highlight]ion.[/QUOTE]
Having drugs forced onto you = possession with intent to distribute.
[QUOTE=DiscoPony;20679573]Having drugs forced onto you = possession with intent to distribute.[/QUOTE]
I like it.
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