[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;19627417]Think of it this way, would it be a smart idea to go from 1Mhz processors to Quantum Computing?
The implications on Society would cause drastic changes and a period between the changes wouldnt be pretty. You have to slowly ease into new technologies.[/QUOTE]
Yes it would be a smart idea. If it's more powerful, why not?
Should use [i]energy[/i] drinks instead :smug:
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Anyway, how you recharge that without replacing the battery? Can you just open the battery without breaking the phone?
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;19627417]Think of it this way, would it be a smart idea to go from 1Mhz processors to Quantum Computing?
The implications on Society would cause drastic changes and a period between the changes wouldnt be pretty. You have to slowly ease into new technologies.[/QUOTE]
What are you talking about?
People would quickly adopt the new technology in favor of the old with open arms.
[QUOTE=johanz;19628153]Yes it would be a smart idea. If it's more powerful, why not?[/QUOTE]
Its not more powerful.
[QUOTE=Master117;19628262]What are you talking about?
People would quickly adopt the new technology in favor of the old with open arms.[/QUOTE]
Not always.
Hybrid cars are proof of this really. Society is largely based on Oil products, if a company were to start manufacturing full 100% electric cars that lasted 16 hours straight driving and only needed to be recharged for 4 hours then you would have conflicting technologies. People would move towards buying the more efficient product and many people would lose their jobs. This is why many companies scratch these futuristic ideas and go for a transitional technology, much like a hybrid car that utilizes both the new and old. This gives companies time to adjust to new technologies, but hey I guess most of Facepunch is to young and stupid to understand simple economic business plans.
Its just fucking kewl, end.
I'd use that so much
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;19628292]Its not more powerful.
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1 mhz sure isn't faster than quantum computing.
[QUOTE=johanz;19628562]1 mhz sure isn't faster than quantum computing.[/QUOTE]
:downsbravo: You've proven your intelligence. If you had any reading skills, you would have known I was referring to the battery versus the coca cola powered phone.
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;19628586]:downsbravo: You've proven your intelligence. If you had any reading skills, you would have known I was referring to the battery versus the coca cola powered phone.[/QUOTE]
Then why did you quote me when I was talking about the computing not the phone
[QUOTE=johanz;19627244]If I pour tons of sugar in water, will it work?[/QUOTE]
No, because the sugar won't dissolve.
Seems rather expensive and inconvenient to have to buy a Coke instead of plugging it in when you want to charge it.
[QUOTE=laserpanda;19628814]Seems rather expensive and inconvenient to have to buy a Coke instead of plugging it in when you want to charge it.[/QUOTE]
You do know you can just piss in it right?
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;19628817]You do know you can just piss in it right?[/QUOTE]
But then I can't drink it when it's time to recharge.
Also, I'm sure the sugar content in piss is much lower, so the battery life would probably be much less.
[QUOTE=orbitrek;19627204]Yup, I'd much rather pay coke to charge my phone then use a charger for free..[/QUOTE]
You're on a road trip and your normal phone runs out of power
WHAT DO YOU DO?
[QUOTE=laserpanda;19628874]But then I can't drink it when it's time to recharge.
Also, I'm sure the sugar content in piss is much lower, so the battery life would probably be much less.[/QUOTE]
You can drink pee, it just might taste bad.
Well yeah its not gonna work as well as Cola would, but its still gonna work for quite some time.
[QUOTE=Epidemick;19628903]You're on a road trip and your normal phone runs out of power
WHAT DO YOU DO?[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.quikshop.com.au/images/generic_car_charger.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Exploits;19627718]One step closer to Cola-powered cyborgs in the future.
(One Piece reference okay)[/QUOTE]
Yeah, because pouring coke into a cylinder that charges your phone is waaaaay out of humanitys strides of time.
This is not green. I am sure if it was that green power stations would be using coca cola.
[QUOTE=laserpanda;19628874]But then I can't drink it when it's time to recharge.
Also, I'm sure the sugar content in piss is much lower, so the battery life would probably be much less.[/QUOTE]
Salt content is much more though.
[QUOTE=johanz;19628967]Salt content is much more though.[/QUOTE]
Still not the same amount of power, Cola has both Salt and Sugar so it would last much longer.
[QUOTE=microsnakey;19628957]This is not green. I am sure if it was that green power stations would be using coca cola.[/QUOTE]
It is green on a small scale, on a large scale it would take a shit ton of shit, piss, or cola.
I'd put Dr. Pepper in mine if I had one.
The porn industry will see a boom as people download more so they can jack off and use the cum to power their phones.
Running powerstations on cola would be very expensive. And cola itself isn't made in a "green" way
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;19629228]The porn industry will see a boom as people download more so they can jack off and use the cum to power their phones.[/QUOTE]
Hooray for porn on phones :buddy:
[QUOTE=Van-man;19629306]Hooray for porn on phones :buddy:[/QUOTE]
Now if your battery is dying you just gotta whack off onto your phone. :science:
So if you put Jolt Cola in it will it last for a week or something?
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;19628292]Its not more powerful.
Not always.
Hybrid cars are proof of this really. Society is largely based on Oil products, if a company were to start manufacturing full 100% electric cars that lasted 16 hours straight driving and only needed to be recharged for 4 hours then you would have conflicting technologies. People would move towards buying the more efficient product and many people would lose their jobs. This is why many companies scratch these futuristic ideas and go for a transitional technology, much like a hybrid car that utilizes both the new and old. This gives companies time to adjust to new technologies, but hey I guess most of Facepunch is to young and stupid to understand simple economic business plans.[/QUOTE]
Well there's only one real option when it comes to Cars. Oil and Gasoline
There are many options for electricity. Wind, Batteries, Nuclear, Solar, Water, etc etc
Adding another wouldn't hurt anyone, except the guys who rejected the plan, When it comes to Cell Phones, the biggest selling point about them are the Gimmicks, and a Phone that runs on Coca Cola and leaves behind Water and Oxygen as its BiProduct has the Gimmick Crowd, and the Environmental clowns, so what you said about Cars makes sense on One hand, and I'd agree, it makes no sense for things like Cell Phones on the other
[QUOTE=orbitrek;19627204]Yup, I'd much rather pay coke to charge my phone then use a charger for free..[/QUOTE]
you have free electricity?
[QUOTE=ijyt;19627366][url=http://www.nokia.com/about-nokia/research/demos/the-morph-concept]And yet they came up with this.[/url][/QUOTE]
It took me like two minutes to realize what your avatar was. :derp:
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;19629228]The porn industry will see a boom as people download more so they can jack off and use the cum to power their phones.[/QUOTE]
and it would be reduced to water and oxygen so you can drink yer...
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