• Woman Who Can't Stop Eating Her Husband's Ashes
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Jesus I just remembered I still have my Grandmothers Ashes in my food storage room. Holy crap I have to bury her soon :/
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXgOZofcARg[/media] [B]Sweet melancholy![/B]
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;31651433][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXgOZofcARg[/media] [B]Sweet melancholy![/B][/QUOTE] What?
What the christ
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;31651433][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXgOZofcARg[/media] [B]Sweet melancholy![/B][/QUOTE] jesus christ what was that shit
what in the fuck.
I guess it's her turn to eat him out
[QUOTE=Araknid;31640179]You just had to say that while i am eating an egg, didnt you?[/QUOTE] You eat a fucking egg while browsing Fp? Dude...
[QUOTE=proch;31675311]You eat a fucking egg while browsing Fp? Dude...[/QUOTE] That's nearly as bad as browsing /b/ while drinking.
I wonder what ash even tastes like
Instantly thought of this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxEaZu5WQZM&feature=related[/media]
Shit some of the stuff in there made me feel bad, I thought it was going to be funny, but taking him everywhere and buying stuff he likes? thats one of the saddest things ive ever heard.
[QUOTE=Joazzz;31647529]Megadeth too. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpb4nURCbk0[/media][/QUOTE] Haha, that gave me a good laugh.
She can make diamond for her husband... [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Bot" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Zayne;35340591]She can make diamond [URL="http://www.memorials.com/cremation-urns.php"]cremation jewelry[/URL] for her husband...[/QUOTE] She probably finished the ashes by now. [sp]Hint hint, you bumped the fucking thread genius[/sp]
[QUOTE=Araknid;35340617]She probably finished the ashes by now. [sp]Hint hint, you bumped the fucking thread genius[/sp][/QUOTE] Sure was a useful post. [sp]Hint hint, it's a spambot genius[/sp]
Oh god, this sounds like some really twisted form of vore.
High in fibre! EDIT: oh wow this thread is old...
People bumped it, mark unread and go.
[QUOTE=KabsIsBack;31639607][img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smith.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Wow, if the ashes had his soul trapped, he'd be going insane with that.
Awkward if it gives her an asthma attack :/
ohhh my god...Finger lickin and the boy...how can taste the ashes....you can make [URL="http://www.memorials.com/cremation-urns.php"]urns for ashes[/URL]... [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Spambot" - Orkel))[/highlight]
I knew I had seen this thread before. [QUOTE=Quentin09;35682649]ohhh my god...Finger lickin and the boy...how can taste the ashes....you can make ...[/QUOTE] I'm uncomfortable.
[QUOTE=Quentin09;35682649]ohhh my god...Finger lickin and the boy...how can taste the ashes....you can make ..[/QUOTE] Probably the same bot that bumped the thread last time too. :v: These spambots have an unusual affiliation for cremation urns, disturbing...
[QUOTE=Quentin09;35682649]ohhh my god...Finger lickin and the boy...how can taste the ashes....you can make urns for ashes...[/QUOTE] i know its a bot but i find this message extremely hilarious.
If she wouldn't have cremated him,she would have gotten more nutritions out of him.
[img]http://www.cosplayisland.co.uk/files/costumes/6135/59560/CI_59560_1331925382.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Mercenary-;35682680]I knew I had seen this thread before. I'm uncomfortable.[/QUOTE] so you bumped it again?
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