Good thing I only ever drink clear sodas
:c00lbert:
I dislike the group of people that overstate the effects and act as though they are saving people.
They just fucking figured this out now?
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[QUOTE=Ishmael12;28101600]Good thing I only ever drink clear sodas
:c00lbert:[/QUOTE]
This just in: clear causes cancer.
guys im an emaciated skeletal husk of a man and am constantly vibrating. I'm the picture of perfect health and i drink a lot of soda :colbert:
Ya know I never understood why the default colour of soda is shit brown anyway.
[QUOTE=SgtCr4zyAlt;28097891]I drink probably a gallon of soda a day, not much of a regular exerciser, and been under a lot of stressful events. My teeth are fine (never had braces in my life and no cavities in my adult teeth) and I'm so skinny you can see my ribs easily.
the joys of fast metabolism.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://diabetesinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/knowledgeofdiabetes_2.jpg[/img]
the joys of diabetes
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[QUOTE=Zeke129;28100700]You mean the things with giant "YOU'RE GOING TO GET CANCER" warnings on them?[/QUOTE]
here in the us they're on the side and very unobtrusive
gotta say i like it that way
[QUOTE=Fycix;28102464]Ya know I never understood why the default colour of soda is shit brown anyway.[/QUOTE]
Because that's the colour of kola nut.
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[QUOTE=Prismatex;28103516]
here in the us they're on the side and very unobtrusive
gotta say i like it that way[/QUOTE]
This is what the warnings are like in Australia:
[IMG]http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/3990/tobaccocontrolcoverwarn.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=SgtCr4zyAlt;28097891]I drink probably a gallon of soda a day, not much of a regular exerciser, and been under a lot of stressful events. My teeth are fine (never had braces in my life and no cavities in my adult teeth) and I'm so skinny you can see my ribs easily.
the joys of fast metabolism.[/QUOTE]
Fuck you
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Seriously not fair.
At any rate fuck off government I like my cancer. :argh:
[QUOTE=SgtCr4zyAlt;28097891]I drink probably a gallon of soda a day, not much of a regular exerciser, and been under a lot of stressful events. My teeth are fine (never had braces in my life and no cavities in my adult teeth) and I'm so skinny you can see my ribs easily.
the joys of fast metabolism.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like you live in sudan
Everything cause cancer these days. HELL! even death can cause cancer.
I stopped drinking pop about two years ago in favor of water (which I drank a lot anyways), sans the occasional one when it's free or all thats around.
Lost 60lbs, it's the easiest shit ever.
Cutting soda out of your diet is one of the best things to do to help your health. Soda is terrible for you - a single 12oz can has 41g of HFCS sugars, which is an ultra concentrated sugar that your body breaks down much easier compaired to normal sugars. To compare, your average chocolate chip cookie or doughnut has about 15-20g of normal sugar in it. And you know how soda is - you can't just have one can. Many people drink it like water, 3-5 cans a day.
That's up to 200g of HFCS sugar a day, for something that isn't a dessert but a casual drink. You might as well eat a whole cake every day.
"Natural" soda isn't much better in sugar concentration but it atleast doesn't use HFCS so your body can't break it down as easily (and therefore doesn't get converted into fat as easily). Plus it's more expensive, which encourages you to drink it lightly and enjoy it as a "delicacy" versus having it all the time. Has the added benefit of being delicious too
What the hell. Whats next? Does breathing cause cancer? Where the hell does it end? D:
We should stop eating and drinking everything, just to be safe.
[QUOTE=SgtCr4zyAlt;28098186]I had a physical about four months ago and there were no significant health problems with me, I'm as confused as you are.[/QUOTE]
Yeah but good luck getting chicks if you're that skinny.
[QUOTE=BCell;28104890]Everything cause cancer these days. HELL! even death can cause cancer.[/QUOTE]
stop posting this
[QUOTE=Solo Wing;28108129]What the hell. Whats next? Does breathing cause cancer? Where the hell does it end? D:[/QUOTE]
please stop posting this
[QUOTE=Ultra Violence;28108644]We should stop eating and drinking everything, just to be safe.[/QUOTE]
goddammit
[QUOTE=SgtCr4zyAlt;28097891]I drink probably a gallon of soda a day, not much of a regular exerciser, and been under a lot of stressful events. My teeth are fine (never had braces in my life and no cavities in my adult teeth) and I'm so skinny you can see my ribs easily.
the joys of fast metabolism.[/QUOTE]
A gallon? That's disgusting.
[quote]could cause cancer[/quote]
Plastic could cause cancer, ban it.
The sun DOES cause cancer. BAN IT NOW.
Gasoline Fumes can cause cancer, ban it.
Rubber fumes can cause cancer, ban that too.
Coal causes cancer, ban it.
Oil causes cancer, ban it.
Fuck it guys, lets ban everything because it has a chance at causing cancer.
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;28111313]Plastic could cause cancer, ban it.
The sun DOES cause cancer. BAN IT NOW.
Gasoline Fumes can cause cancer, ban it.
Rubber fumes can cause cancer, ban that too.
Coal causes cancer, ban it.
Oil causes cancer, ban it.
Fuck it guys, lets ban everything because it has a chance at causing cancer.[/QUOTE]
Final destination.
I drink alot of soda, but I think SgtCr4zyAlt has be beat. Damn man, seriously.
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;28111313]Plastic could cause cancer, ban it.
The sun DOES cause cancer. BAN IT NOW.
Gasoline Fumes can cause cancer, ban it.
Rubber fumes can cause cancer, ban that too.
Coal causes cancer, ban it.
Oil causes cancer, ban it.
Fuck it guys, lets ban everything because it has a chance at causing cancer.[/QUOTE]
Water can kill you. Let's ban that too.
Don't like it? Don't drink it. Those dumb fuckers just have to ruin it for everyone else whether they agree with them or not.
I want my cancer juice and I want it now!
Well fuck, if we're going by this logic, birth control should be discontinued and illegal.
Why should we ban it? Why can't we sell two versions? The clear ones and the ones that use 'caramel.'
Everything causes cancer when taken in excess.
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;28118667]Everything causes cancer when taken in excess.[/QUOTE]
Half of facepunch has arm and dick cancer from jacking off too much.
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;28101591]Read Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle" and you'll see why we need regulation in the food industry. It shows very well what happens when corporations are left to their own accord.[/QUOTE]
I fucking love Upton Sinclair.
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;28117352]Don't like it? Don't drink it. Those dumb fuckers just have to ruin it for everyone else whether they agree with them or not.
I want my cancer juice and I want it now![/QUOTE]
Oh no!
My soda is ruined because it contains a safer food coloring!
[QUOTE=KorJax;28107622]I stopped drinking pop about two years ago in favor of water (which I drank a lot anyways), sans the occasional one when it's free or all thats around.
Lost 60lbs, it's the easiest shit ever.
[/QUOTE]
I stopped drinking soda and didn't lose jack shit
[QUOTE=Glitch360;28097982]God damn, what doesn't cause cancer these days?[/QUOTE]
Cup of tea with no sugar.
[QUOTE=marlkarxv2;28119014]I fucking love Upton Sinclair.[/QUOTE]
I may not agree with his politics to as great of an extent as you likely do, but he's easily on my list of top 3 favorite authors. The unabridged versions of Oil! and The Jungle should be a required reading in all high schools.
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