Australian Prime Minister, Tony Abbott tells Russia to "Back Off"
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[QUOTE]Prime Minister Tony Abbott has warned Russian President Vladimir Putin to "back off" from invading neighbouring Ukraine.
On Saturday Putin won parliamentary approval to send troops into the Ukraine - a direct rebuff to Western leaders, including US President Barack Obama, who repeatedly urged Russia not to intervene. Unmarked troops – some in vehicles with Russian number plates - have already seized Crimea, an isolated peninsula on the Black Sea.
"This is very, very concerning and I think that every Australian, and people right around the world, will be thinking: hands off the Ukraine," Mr Abbott told Channel Ten's Bolt Report on Sunday morning. "This is not the kind of action of a friend and neighbour and I think
Russia should back off."
Mr Abbott said he understands the issue will be discussed "urgently" by the members of the United Nations Security Council, including Australia.
"Plainly, this is unacceptable behaviour," Mr Abbott said. "You cannot just cross the border of another country with military force, with aggressive intent."
Mr Abbott would not comment on whether he would support the US intervening to stop any Russian aggression.
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If they don't, we'll launch a full scaled payload attack on Moscow full of poisonous spiders
The Bolt Report
loooooooooooooooooooooool
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;44097413]If they don't, we'll launch a full scaled payload attack on Moscow full of poisonous spiders[/QUOTE]
And if that doesn't work, then the Koala's?
Haha "back off". I just find him saying that so amusing and silly. Don't know why.
Endless kangaroos.
[QUOTE=O Cheerios O;44097478]And if that doesn't work, then the Koala's?[/QUOTE]
No, something much much worse..
The dropbears
If Russia invade the rest of the Ukraine, Austrailia will retaliate, by airdropping their animals into Moscow.
Next day Russia surrenders, and becomes New Australia.
[IMG]http://s15.postimg.org/qf3tfve0p/1389122551_poking_a_spider_nest.gif[/IMG]
here is a picture of the australians secret weapon!
"If you guys don't back off, we'll redirect all the boat people to Russia!"
Australia is fucked..
[QUOTE=LuaHelper;44097566]Australia is fucked..[/QUOTE]
You mean..[I][B]fucking ready![/B][/I]
what the fuck is abbot going to do? shitpost him on the internet? its the only thing aussies are good at.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44097508]If Russia invade the rest of the Ukraine, Austrailia will retaliate, by airdropping their animals into Moscow.
Next day Russia surrenders, and becomes New Australia.[/QUOTE]
and suddenly Russia is full of spiders and kangaroos wearing tracksuits.
[QUOTE=Vasili;44097640]what the fuck is abbot going to do? shitpost him on the internet? its the only thing aussies are good at.[/QUOTE]
We'll own them so hard on the internet they'll fall into a deep depression and stop doing things
[QUOTE=Vasili;44097640]what the fuck is abbot going to do? shitpost him on the internet? its the only thing aussies are good at.[/QUOTE]
[i]"Lol u suk putin, eat a kangaroo knob ya twat~"[/i]
[QUOTE=Vasili;44097640]what the fuck is abbot going to do? shitpost him on the internet? its the only thing aussies are good at.[/QUOTE]
Oi Ill come over to Pommie land and stab ya cunt
[QUOTE=Vasili;44097640]what the fuck is abbot going to do? shitpost him on the internet? its the only thing aussies are good at.[/QUOTE]
Fuckin' round up the Commonwealth and kick us some soviet ass
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;44097413]If they don't, we'll launch a full scaled payload attack on Moscow full of poisonous spiders[/QUOTE]
Just send them a package full of dirt from the pilliga forest.
They'll prolapse from fear.
Or worse, we'll airdrop the Liberal Party on them.
[QUOTE=Vasili;44097640]what the fuck is abbot going to do? shitpost him on the internet? its the only thing aussies are good at.[/QUOTE]
listen here mate u cheeky bugger
[QUOTE=Raged;44098286]listen here mate u cheeky bugger[/QUOTE]
mate
Yeah! We'll attack their internet with our superior connections... oh wait.
I want to find that gif where someone pokes a spider nest and they all come pouring out and caption it with "Australian Cluster Bomb", but that would require me to see it, and I'd rather castrate myself with a chainsaw.
Well I think we can all agree with Abbott on this one.
A broken clock is right twice a day.
Abbott is like the worst PM ever, no one gives a shit about stuff he says
[QUOTE=shian;44099172]Abbott is like the worst PM ever, no one gives a shit about stuff he says[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF65MnhctUQ[/media]
[QUOTE=O Cheerios O;44097478]And if that doesn't work, then the Koala's?[/QUOTE]
Aren't koalas highly flammable?
They will send Abos to sniff their Siberian oil fields dry.
[editline]2nd March 2014[/editline]
Mind you that's probably better than being invaded by Strayans, imagine the shitposting prowess of an Aussie combined with the cyka of a Russian.
"G'day mate, why dun' ya back roight off there or we'll knack yer fackin' block off, mate?"
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44097508]If Russia invade the rest of the Ukraine, Austrailia will retaliate, by airdropping their animals into Moscow.
Next day Russia surrenders, and becomes New Australia.[/QUOTE]
You say that as if there'd be anyone left alive, people'd be going into Russia and just find all these animals native to Australia gnawing on bones.
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