Australian Prime Minister, Tony Abbott tells Russia to "Back Off"
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[QUOTE=Drsalvador;44099560]"G'day mate, why dun' ya back roight off there or we'll knack yer fackin' block off, mate?"[/QUOTE]
Shit Australian impersonation. Didn't even say cunt once.
[QUOTE=Drsalvador;44099560]"G'day mate, why dun' ya back the fuck off there or we'll kick yer fackin' teeth in, cunt"[/QUOTE]
Fixed it for you
Every time I See a news article that mentions Tony Abbot contacting another country I cringe.
Don't make us look bad, don't make us look bad, don't make us look bad, don't make us look bad.
It's like Mum dropping me off at school all over again.
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"Plainly, this is unacceptable behaviour," Mr Abbott said. "You cannot just cross the border of another country with military force, with aggressive intent."[/quote]
Because it's totally like no-one in NATO has done that, right
[QUOTE=JgcxCub;44100458]Because it's totally like no-one in NATO has done that, right[/QUOTE]
You talking shit cunt?
"Back off Putin ya fuckin' leb. I'll fuckin' glass ya."
[QUOTE=Drsalvador;44099560]"G'day mate, why dun' ya back roight off there or we'll knack yer fackin' block off, mate?"[/QUOTE]
What.
If I was Abbott it would be something along the lines of saying 'FUCKING POOFS FUCK OFF YOU FILTHY MONGREL DOG CUNTS FUCK YOUR BOATS OFF WE'RE FUCKING FULL CUNTS' followed by an invasion of Russia by bogans in old Holden Commodores that were saved up for with dole payments, doing burnouts and swigging goon all the way to Moscow. Then when it is conquered their will be a communal sniffing of their oil fields until they are bone dry and we'll continue to celebrate with more goon.
How do we get the bogans and their Commodores across the ocean? Simple. We'll kick all of the boat people off of their boats and use those. We are fucking geniuses, after all we invented neknominate.
Upon reading the title, the first thing I thought of was Rog reading the navy seals copypasta to Russia :v:
i can't read articles involving abbott without reading everything in rog's voice
[QUOTE=Drsalvador;44099560]"G'day cunt, why dun' ya cunt roight off there or we'll cunt yer fackin' cunt off, cunt?"[/QUOTE]
fixd
At least it has a bit more oomph than Obama's childish babytalk.
"Putin stop :c"
"No"
"Ok :c"
[QUOTE=Lurklet;44101244]fixd[/QUOTE]
Still needs more cunt
[sp]the story of all our lives[/sp]
[QUOTE=.Lain;44100851]i can't read articles involving abbott without reading everything in rog's voice[/QUOTE]
Now I really want a Rog video of him condemning putin
You know shits going down when Tony himself makes a comment.
[QUOTE=dragon926;44101555]You know shits going down when Tony himself makes a comment.[/QUOTE]
Well shit kind of is going down, it's spewing out and down from his mouth whenever he opens it. And he can't keep it shut, he comments on everything (to be fair it's almost expected of any prime minister).
Wait, dont we have one of the largest mobilised airforces and navies?
I live right near Amberly airbase, and they've been sending out planes in packs for the past week now. Normally it might be one or two planes for an exercise but for the past week its been entire squadrons.
Australia confirmed for planting fuckin Eucalyptus trees in Russia waiting for a war to make them fuckin explode.
Tony Abbott is an embarrassment simply put and people will think that Australians are complete utter morons.
[QUOTE=Wizards Court;44097520]
here is a picture of the australians secret weapon![/QUOTE]
RIP arachnophobic users. No seriously, they probably just slumped over dead in their seats.
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