Steve Jobs didn't die from cancer, but respiratory arrest!

[HawkeyeTy]

"He didn't get shot to death ..."
"He just bled to death from the 4 bullet wounds in his chest."

[BlackCrow]

A friend of mine said Steve Jobs was her hero.
She then proceeded to call me an Apple for the rest of the day. Fuuuuuuu-

[TehWhale]

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Akinator says he's still alive!

[ManningQB18]

[QUOTE=JerryK;32719845]are you a stupid person

it was caused by the cancer

if someone gets shot they die from the gunshot, but the CAUSE of the gunshot is someone shot that person[/QUOTE]

Yeah

"He didn't die from the bullet inside him, he died from his organs liquefying and exiting out the recently created hole in his torso"

[AK'z]

[QUOTE=erazor;32719652]But he did die of cancer. The cancer caused the respiratory arrest.[/QUOTE]

But the cancer caused the respiratory arrest, therefore cancer is the primary instigator of the problem.

[Master X]

[QUOTE=HawkeyeTy;32721594]"He didn't get shot to death ..."
"He just bled to death from the 4 bullet wounds in his chest."[/QUOTE]

Then that means...
NOT GUILTY!

CSI episode please.

[joost1120]

[QUOTE=Rocko's;32719572]Well hey, people believed it was his cancer, but it wasn't. I find it interesting, didn't need to be a dick about it.[/QUOTE]
I shot a man once and he died of blood loss an hour later. Not my fault, I didn't kill him. The blood loss did. I am not responsible for his death in any way whatsoever .

Not a true story, by the way.

[Gekkosan]

I wonder if their sales grew when Steve died.

[PassTheBong]

cancer caused respiratory arrest

just like a heart attack causes cardiac arrest.

[Awesomecaek]

[QUOTE=Swebonny;32719642]What?

It's still cancer that killed him.[/QUOTE]

JFK didn't die because a bullet hit him!

He died because of devastating brain damage!

[Sickle]

People who are stabbed die of blood loss or shock, the cause is a bladed object.

[Lowland]

Respiratory arrest is generally a pretty common symptom of people dying. It would be kinda freaky if it wasn't.