Link found between the internet and cancer in children - A venture of the Soccer Mum

[Bloodlines]

[QUOTE=Altin;29861377]yeah
okay
see
listen carefully here Ms.
it's not the internet that harms you, it's whatever space-age enriched-uranium-based laptop you're using to view it

[editline]16th May 2011[/editline]

What the hell did they do? Stick a cellphone battery into their ears or something?
And you know shit's legit when they don't mention the names.[/QUOTE]

She means the transmission from the device to connect to the internet is what is harmful.

[Number-41]

[QUOTE=ief014;29862710]It's like these people search for things that emit "Radiation" and say it causes cancer. I guess I'll never even turn on my lights then[/QUOTE]

And you better die and cool yourself to absolute zero. You're a danger for other people

[Treybuchet]

[QUOTE=Elfy;29887006]"She said a combination of cordless phone, iPhone, desktop computer and laptop running all day meant her young children - Hayden, 4, Carly, 3 and Matthew, 2"

Iphone for a four year old? Cordless phone for a 3 year old and a laptop for a 2 year old?

THEY GROW UP SO FAST! *Tear*[/QUOTE]

This obviously means that these things were running in the house. Most people have cordless phones, she has an iPhone and is probably a stay at home mom, and the laptop and desktop are obviously also hers, because most people leave desktops running and i guess she leaves her laptop too.

[OrionChronicles]

my school's tech department already tried to ban laptops. I very politely told them to fuck off.

[DesolateGrun]

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Australia
:argh:

[MrEndangered]

I love how it's a deadly serious news articles, but they JUST have to link her webstore.

That's not journalism, people.

[kevinseven]

What idiots, pretty much everything emits some form of radiation. Theres no escaping it even if you ban laptops and cell phones, its not like its deadly enough to cause major let alone minor damage to someone.

[Dori]

light is radiation

close your eyes if you don't want cancer

[sltlamina]

I also feel the need to point out that the universe is fucking FILLED with microwave radiation.

Cosmic Background Microwave Radiation, motherfuckers.

The CBMR of the universe has a frequency of 160.2 GHz. Wireless internet signals are transmitted at frequencies below 10 GHz! Ban the cosmic background microwave radiation! BAN THE UNIVERSE!

[crazyjames]

Holy shit my mom has 5 kids she must be a super expert.

[Køleskab]

"Link found between religion and mental retardation" On the other hand, would apparently be utter quack science. But this is just OK. Gotta love NOT being a colonial citizen.

[N.A.N.B]

There is a guy right next to me(He is a social retard and thinks that we should ban video games, phones, and the internet) who agrees with this article :v: