Rick Santorum wants to ban hard-core pornography and same-sex marriage
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DOWNLOAD ALL THE PORN!
This guy cant possibly get into office over there right? I mean I get the feeling he will lead america on some holy crusade to smite all whom defy sanatoriums crazed beliefs. On a side note... all this anti gay anti porn stuff from santorum... he doth protest to much, methinks.
[i]And so, in the year of our lord 2012, the Internet opened up into open insurrection against Crusader Santorum, after threats that he would cut off the vital porn reserves that keep a good 40% of the internet held together.[/i]
Good thing the people who support him are an excessively vocal minority, and a minority is what they'll always remain
[QUOTE=Miskav;35161586]I doubt he even knows how the internet works, he just makes large, sweeping statements like this to get votes for brainwashed religious people.[/QUOTE]
Then I guess he'll have to ban my thoughts aswell since I have such an imagination that makes the most hardcore stuff look like regular sex.
And his name aswell.
we cant get the porn out of santorum, but we can get the santorum out of porn
whats wrong with prostitution
No, not the porn, anything but the porn!
and same sex marriage should be legal, like what the fuck, who cares. You shouldn't be offended by it, it's not like they want to be married in spite of others.
Santorum is prophet, you will burn in hell.
Damn it that's the last straw. Everyone get your pitchforks and torches.
Does Santorum have any policies beyond forcing his morals on other people?
Well, Obama has my vote.
I hate how this man is still getting votes with the more crazy bullshit he spews out. He won a few caucuses last run and im starting to really question how the fuck people are this fucking retarded. Can we form a new country please? Like lets all chip in on facepunch and buy some island and never have to deal with these fuck holes ever again.
There is definitely a 1st Amendment violation if you ban all kinds of porn, including artwork that has naked people in it.
[QUOTE=leet;35159390]Separation of church and state amirite?
....right? :v:[/QUOTE]
Where in this article does he state his motives are religious?
Also, why is this news? We already know Rick Santorum hates same sex marriage; it's just a logical step to assume he also despises porn.
pretty sure that banning porn would only make people more sexually repressed which would lead to more rape, prostitution, etc.
but at least he has good intentions. that's all that matters right??
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Rick Santorum + Frothy Jr. 2012
Hahah.
Fuck off santorum.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;35163509]Where in this article does he state his motives are religious?
Also, why is this news? We already know Rick Santorum hates same sex marriage; it's just a logical step to assume he also despises porn.[/QUOTE]
The hell have you been these past years? The guy is positively DRENCHED in holywater. OF COURSE his stupidity is motivated by religion. If he wasn't, he'd been in a mental institution as people always are when they don't claim religious motives when saying insane stuff like passing laws to infringe on peoples rights and privacy. The very "family Values" he claims to protect are "family values" that only hateful zealots follow. Mostly because those family values aim to control what everyone else does rather than you raising your own kids right. All of it supposedly based on selective reading of the bible emphazising rules dictated in the old testament while shitting all over everything Jesus wanted to achieve. Same with the rest of the Republican candidates this year. It's scary that they get anywhere... really is.
Don't drink son.
I say punish him for his stupidity, Lock him in a cell with a TV that never turns off that is set to constant hardcore gay porn and have a fat, black guy named Bubba in there with him.
[QUOTE=zombini;35164717]I say punish him for his stupidity, Lock him in a cell with a TV that never turns off that is set to constant hardcore gay porn and have a fat, black guy named Bubba in there with him.[/QUOTE]
A true American right here
respecting free speech since 2010
[QUOTE=J!NX;35165112]A true American right here
respecting free speech since 2010[/QUOTE]
Well he is... kinda. Point me to an American that respects anyone but his own free speech and i'll punch myself in the face with a chainsaw.
[QUOTE=Bomimo;35165402]Point me to an American that respects anyone but his own free speech and i'll punch myself in the face with a chainsaw.[/QUOTE]
Way to go, truly a great post here. No yeah you're right, not a single American allows anyone to have freedom of speech.
Prostitution or swapping relationship for porn is not the cause of failed relationship. It's the fucking result.
And it's the parents' responsibility to protect and raise their children not the fucking government's. Get the fuck away from my family.
If he wants to ban pornography, he's going to be the first presidential candidate to get 0% of the vote.
[QUOTE=Bomimo;35165402]Well he is... kinda. Point me to an American that respects anyone but his own free speech and i'll punch myself in the face with a chainsaw.[/QUOTE]
I do, if it isn't obvious, genuine hate speech promoting violence or clear harassment, it's OK. Free speech is for speaking out for and against the government.
It's time to punch yourself in the face with a chainsaw now...
[QUOTE=superdinoman;35159395]Nobody touches my porn.
Nobody[/QUOTE]
No one touched it because it's covered in your own jizz.
But to be honest, considering the amount of enjoyable fapping I do, Rick Santorum is clearly not the candidate for me.
This is just more big government trying to interfere with out free lives.
When I first saw this topic, I thought "oh boy, an article from the onion!" But upon reading it, It seems that yes, politicians are this messed up.
I know politics is covered in lies like a sundae with syrup, but really? Stop pushing this bible nonsense on people who obviously don't want it. This isn't your nation. You aren't the king. You were elected by the people, and by god, you can be impeached by them. You serve the people. Not the other way around.
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[QUOTE=Bomimo;35165402]Well he is... kinda. Point me to an American that respects anyone but his own free speech and i'll punch myself in the face with a chainsaw.[/QUOTE]
Oh ok.
Every American moderator that didn't ban you.
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