[QUOTE=theenemy;25070189]100 salad? Is this the alien measure for health?[/QUOTE]
100 Krabby Patties, without the meat, bun or condiments...
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Louis Theroux
[QUOTE=Thom12255;25070217][img]http://www.iiofpitt.org/UserFiles/File/Common%20Ground%20October%202007/pope.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Oh my gosh I suddenly want to see a sitcom revolving the pope's HILARIOUS affairs with aliens!
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Yes. He will touch the little aliens but it's cool because he's the pope.
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Louis Theroux[/QUOTE]
This.
[QUOTE=theenemy;25070189]100 salad? Is this the alien measure for health?[/QUOTE]
Sí.
[QUOTE=theenemy;25070189]100 salad? Is this the alien measure for health?[/QUOTE]
Salud, it's Spanish for health.
Noun
salud f (plural saludes)
health
Interjection
¡salud!
said to somebody who has sneezed, bless you.
the usual toast when drinking alcohol, cheers.
Stephen Colbert for Space ambassador
[QUOTE=JETFIGHTER5;25068348]I still think this motherfucker right here would be the best:
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Just look at this baddass.[/QUOTE]
"These humans have already perfected ANDROIDS!"
"And Facepunch suggested this one as the ambassador!"
"Everyone on Facepunch gets a spaceship as a reward!"
Morgan Freeman, his amazing voice will overwhelm them.
This thread is now about who will be the one who greet our alien guests
Either way, good to see we're taking steps for the future.
[QUOTE=GodKing;25067130]I want that job. I want to be paid a government salary with benefits to sit around and do nothing.[/QUOTE]
You would't sit around and do nothing,
you would have the gravely important job of preparing a comprehensive policy regarding the arrival of delegates from extra terrestrial states.
sounds like a hefty role to me.
[QUOTE=GodKing;25067130]I want that job. I want to be paid a government salary with benefits to sit around and do nothing.[/QUOTE]
And pray all day erry day that the lizard zombie aliens don't come.
I would kill for this job.
"Mazlan Othman"
At least we picked someone with a name that other species will have trouble pronouncing. Gives us intergalactic credibility.
I agree that Morgan Freeman should get the job. He should wear that white suit.
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This badass should do it
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This badass should do it[/QUOTE]
Nah
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Dr. Jackson should.
Once we have a full-time moonbase, we should use that as the meeting point. How badass would it be to take a rocket to the Moon to meet aliens? Also, it significantly reduces the possibility of spreading disease.
Too bad Carl Sagan isn't alive for this.
Alien: Take us to your leader!
Putin: You're looking at him. :clint:
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[QUOTE=-Chief-;25078365]Too bad Carl Sagan isn't alive for this.[/QUOTE]
If he survived long enough to have this job, he would have died happy.
[QUOTE=Fort83;25083984]Any bets if aliens came, wacko religious people will try to convert them....[/QUOTE]
Don't you see? God created them to test our faith!!!
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