UN 'to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors' - Polidicks

[QUOTE=TH89;25378740]This story was debunked 2 weeks ago.[/QUOTE] so was the aliens today but we still believe :smug: :tinfoil:

fuck it, I'll do it!

I want Putin

[QUOTE=MenteR;25135571]Imo the person who represents our race must be a perfect-looking person, not a goofy old woman. [/QUOTE] I don't think we'll look that pretty to an alien race no matter who our representative is.

[QUOTE=rampageturke;25067104]i rominate al gore[/QUOTE] Alienbearpig. On another note, I just read Contact Harvest a little while ago and now this comes up.

wow this seems a lot more freaky since all the alien threads.

"So what is your job?" "I'm the space ambassador."

[QUOTE=64fanatic;25392560]"So what is your job?" "I'm the space ambassador."[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3035/2634589606_2f672f47b6.jpg[/IMG] I AM THE KING OF SPACE

[QUOTE=rampageturke;25067104]i rominate al gore[/QUOTE] I raise you one and rominate Bill Clinton. :v:

why doesn't the entire UN just speak to them?

[QUOTE=Carmine3777;25393665]why doesn't the entire UN just speak to them?[/QUOTE] I agree, I do not want 1 person fucking up earth.

Yes we really want an entire group of people to ruin us [editline]14th October 2010[/editline] Just send African tribesmen it might end better

[QUOTE=xpod1;25393749]Yes we really want an entire group of people to ruin us [editline]14th October 2010[/editline] Just send African tribesmen it might end better[/QUOTE] At least it would be better than crazy southern white evangelical Christians. :v:

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;25393646]I raise you one and rominate Bill Clinton. :v:[/QUOTE] He'll either get a badass peace agreement through his suave mannerisms or use his suave mannerisms to sleep with the alien ambassadors and THEN get a badass peace agreement. But seriously, he would actually be a great candidate.

Top three people who should do it. 1)Will Smith 2)Morgan Freeman 3)Bill Clinton 'Nuff said.

Kofi Anan should do it. He was fucking badass. Or alternatively: [IMG]http://www.whiterabbitcult.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/sexy-naughty-cleavage-sarah-palin.jpg[/IMG] loljk

Watch it be Bono

[QUOTE=Swemon;25067094]Sounds useful. Aliens: "Take me to your leader" *Takes the aliens to this ambassador* Aliens: "This is not your leader" *Intergalactic war*[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure if Aliens could travel hundreds of lightyears and still be alive they could vaporize us without hesitation.

[img]http://personal.inet.fi/business/ww/linkatut/hawt/crichton.jpg[/img] He can probably speak their language. Oh wait he left the planet again...

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;25393899]At least it would be better than crazy southern white evangelical Christians. :v:[/QUOTE] Oh god I would do a better job Steven Hawking needs it

"Under the Outer Space Treaty on 1967, which Unoosa oversees, UN members agreed to protect Earth against contamination by alien species by “sterilising” them." They've already planned that?

[QUOTE=Pikachu231;25394570]Top three people who should do it. 1)Will Smith 2)Morgan Freeman[/QUOTE] Either one of those would definitely be the Space Am[B][U]badass[/U][/B]or.