"Pardon me for disturbing you, sir, but I killed my wife". - Polidicks

At least the guy is civil about it. Usually the Police only show up after the neighbors notice the smell and the guy comes out of the house without a shirt or in a sweaty wife beater, screaming at the tops of his lungs while smelling of alcohol and drugs.

He murdered her on my birthday, awesome! :buddy:

[QUOTE=FlakAttack;20637110]On a side note, 25 years of no pussy? He might as well have been in jail the whole time.[/QUOTE] Are you implying most Facepunch members have already experienced jail

[QUOTE=Max of S2D;20638143]Are you implying most Facepunch members have already experienced jail[/QUOTE] I can see what you were trying to go for but you failed [editline]01:06AM[/editline] To elaborate, what you said doesn't even make sense because you're implying that he means no sex is [B]the same[/B] as jail [editline]01:06AM[/editline] you're dumb

[QUOTE=TheHydra;20636375]I love the way this guy speaks, he would make an amazing villain[/QUOTE] He's a Magnificent Bastard IRL... :aaa:

Am I the only one that feels a little pity for him?

Further proof that you should never [b]EVER[/b] tease, annoy, frustrate the silent well mannered types for long periods of time. Because if you do they will hack your head off and not bat an eye.

[QUOTE=Gubbinz96;20642018]Further proof that you should never [B]EVER[/B] tease, annoy, frustrate the silent well mannered types for long periods of time. Because if you do they will hack your head off and not bat an eye.[/QUOTE] I think people started to learn this around the time I was a Freshmen, no one did anything to annoy me. :ninja:

What a shame. If the article is true, then he really was a well-mannered, great guy. I certainly don't condone murder, but like FlakAttack said, we have no clue what it's like to be driven to the edge of madness like that. Some women can be so cruel...

[QUOTE=Shugo;20644567]What a shame. If the article is true, then he really was a well-mannered, great guy. I certainly don't condone murder, but like FlakAttack said, we have no clue what it's like to be driven to the edge of madness like that. Some women can be so cruel...[/QUOTE] "cruel"? Drove him to do it? He obviously hadn't heard of this thing called 'divorce' - y'know, it's what normal people do? If she's a bitch, leave her, if not, man the fuck up. She shouldn't be obligated to put out - and she should've gotten help for her phobias.

cutting peoples head off isn't nice

[QUOTE=RJ102;20645153]cutting peoples head off isn't nice[/QUOTE] Well no shit. I'm betting this will be your smartest and longest thought post this week. R8ed dumb :smug:

i rated someone on the internet :smug: [img_thumb]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/smug.gif[/img_thumb]

Heh, bitch. Can't even resize images properly :smug: [URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/6c000hugelysmug.png[/IMG][/URL]

[QUOTE=RJ102;20645153]cutting peoples head off isn't nice[/QUOTE] Being a manipulative & controlling bitch isn't either. [editline]06:00AM[/editline] Bitch deserved it

[QUOTE=kikka;20645388]Heh, bitch. Can't even resize images properly :smug: [URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/6c000hugelysmug.png[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE] using bbcode = resizing in a program

He seems like one of those people who just snapped one morning. [QUOTE=Van-man;20645447]Being a manipulative & controlling bitch isn't either. [editline]06:00AM[/editline] Bitch deserved it[/QUOTE] Don't be silly now, he could've gotten a divorce.

reminds me of [img]http://www.sc.edu/library/spcoll/amlit/trimalchio/gg3.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=the_shape;20645564]He seems like one of those people who just snapped one morning. [B]Don't be silly now, he could've gotten a divorce.[/B][/QUOTE] It's not exactly that easy, plus if you bothered to read the article, he was quite attached to her and loved her.

[QUOTE=Optimistic;20637809]Look's like he'll be [b]heading[/b] to jail for a long time, Hopefully, the judge won't [b]cut[/b] him some slack.[/QUOTE] That's so unfunny. :colbert:

[QUOTE=Tom-ate-em;20645009]"cruel"? Drove him to do it? He obviously hadn't heard of this thing called 'divorce' - y'know, it's what normal people do? If she's a bitch, leave her, if not, man the fuck up. She shouldn't be obligated to put out - and she should've gotten help for her phobias.[/QUOTE] He felt trapped. She could've forced him into avoiding a divorce or he just couldn't go through with it. It was a split second of madness. Obviously what she did to him must have removed that idea from his head. So he thought his only option was to remove hers.

[QUOTE=David29;20636730]Actually kind of tragic...[/QUOTE] it's a kind of magic

Well she sounded like a bitch. 21 years of marrage and no sex, no wonder he killed her.

[QUOTE=Shugo;20644567]What a shame. If the article is true, then he really was a well-mannered, great guy. I certainly don't condone murder, but like FlakAttack said, we have no clue what it's like to be driven to the edge of madness like that. Some women can be so cruel...[/QUOTE] This. Women can be very cruel.

[quote]An exceptional crime which will be judged on March 8th and 9th, 2010[/quote] 10/10! Amazing motion and steady arm!

Looks like he really lost his head there. I hope the judge cuts him some slack-marital abuse happens on both genders.

[QUOTE=Gubbinz96;20642018]Further proof that you should never [b]EVER[/b] tease, annoy, frustrate the silent well mannered types for long periods of time. Because if you do they will hack your head off and not bat an eye.[/QUOTE] Guess thats why noone tends to go off on me.

[QUOTE=Tom-ate-em;20645009]"cruel"? Drove him to do it? He obviously hadn't heard of this thing called 'divorce' - y'know, it's what normal people do? If she's a bitch, leave her, if not, man the fuck up. She shouldn't be obligated to put out - and she should've gotten help for her phobias.[/QUOTE] She wanted to break up. [b]Divorce.[/b] For him that was the final straw after [b]21[/b] years of her shenanigans.

Probably going to get rated dumb for this but I don't think he should have killed her. I do have sympathy for him and understand why he did what he did but I still think killing was wrong.

[img]http://xmsdesign.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/jack-nicholson.jpeg[/img] Good morning, dear!