New service lets you pay to play video games with women
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I could just play games with my girlfriend. Isn't this sort of prostitution?
[QUOTE=CammyD;20930717]I could just play games with my girlfriend. Isn't this sort of prostitution?[/QUOTE]
I dont see how playing video games has anything with prostitution to do. It's like those phone things where you call for a sexy chat. Except even [b]more[/b] pathetic than that.
Also,
"Oh yeah, shoot me baby, shoot me in the fucking leg"
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;20924174]Catcher In The Rye: Modern Times[/QUOTE]
I just finished reading that book for school about a few days ago :buddy:
See this is why I wish I were a women. I can get fucking paid to play videos games easily.
I'd rather ring up a phone sex hotline, this is just stupid.
as stupid as it sounds, It'd be an amazing alternative for squeezing some extra income.
[QUOTE=Bledrix;20932277]See this is why I wish I were a women. I can get fucking paid to play videos games easily.[/QUOTE]
Would you really want to play video games with a smelly creepers who are going to be formulating pitiful plans to seduce you. Imagine how awkward it would be, being forced to be nice to some lonely basement dweller for however many hours he paid you for.
I'd imagine that'd be entertaining actually, plus you're (discreetly) "trolling" in a sense.
Edit: I mean it's not like you're going to "smell" or be physically near "him". Tape paper over his webcam image and go off cues from text haha.
[QUOTE=Kingeh;20932425]I'd imagine that'd be entertaining actually, plus you're (discreetly) "trolling" in a sense.[/QUOTE]
No, it would be the most amazingly depressing job ever. Day after day, nothing but the failed aspirations of lonely fat guys who know deep down that you are as close as they will ever get to female companionship. It's like helping a terminally ill kid pretend that they've been cured just for a day.
who said it'd be a job, I'm pretty sure they could do this in their spare time (hopefully), which is why I said it'd be some easy extra income.
I don't know why you brought in "inevitable" death by illness, since I'm pretty sure treating patients is not really the same as faking an e-companionship (aka being all nice, which isnt that hard) by the hour at home playing videogames.
It'd take this job.
Unfortunately women don't seem to be needing this particular service.
How odd.
Need to quote a Slashdot commenter on this one:
[Quote]Wait, so these girls get paid to play video games??? Curse these male genitals!!![/Quote]
+1
It figures. Women expect men to pay for the privilege of being in their presence any other time, why not gaming too?
I was about to post a new thread for this, but I searched it up and found this one. Am I great at avoiding a shitstorm of clock ratings or [i]what?[/i] :smug:
This is goddamn pathetic though. It's prostitution with less sex, but more video games.
Or you could just like, play random games and run into girls occasionally, hell you'd be surprised how many are gamers.
I played a round of TF2 the other day with the most hardcore chick ever, she was like raging at our team for failing, I felt like I was in love.
I ran into an authentic whore on TF2 the other night.
When a spy was terrorizing her medic/heavy combo she started squealing and going "Oh my god oh my god a spy! get him!"
How did I know she was a whore?
Well, it's obvious.
They probably charge extra for indie games. As if it were some kind of fetish or something.
So... if I play a game together with random guys without asking money for it... I'll be considered a slut?
This is terribly confusing.
I wanna get paid to play with lonely fuckwads.
[QUOTE=turtlehead;20933686]So... if I play a game together with random guys without asking money for it... I'll be considered a slut?
This is terribly confusing.[/QUOTE]
turtlehead is ez
[QUOTE=angrykid8;20924559]What's the point if the girl doesn't enjoy gaming? it's not like its a curse they have to bare along with us.[/QUOTE]
It's like woman's basketball. They don't enjoy it, they just want to prove that they can do what men can.
Also, I bet all the hot ones will sit behind you and just watch you play.
i bet the girls suck at gaming.
[QUOTE=wutanggrenad;20925094]11,000 posts from 2007
Maybe you could benefit from this OP[/QUOTE]
best post of the thread
[QUOTE=Sprocket Shit;20933599]When a spy was terrorizing her medic/heavy combo she started squealing and going "Oh my god oh my god a spy! get him!"[/QUOTE]
Ubersaw to the face :smug:
What has science done
...Dear lord in heaven...
*Head desk*
The women must be making a killing from this.
[QUOTE=Tigerius;20937512]What has science done[/QUOTE]
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_discoveries]Quite a lot[/url]
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