• America discovers huge stem cell source within its own borders
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Does this mean I can sell my fat for money? :aaaaa: brb stacking up on hamburgers
Bioshock might yet come true... Little did we know that the miracle sea-slugs at the bottom of the Atlantic would in fact be walking on the land... Strange occurrences nowadays...
Government sponsored liposuction pl0x?
[QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;17198221]Bioshock might yet come true... Little did we know that the miracle sea-slugs at the bottom of the Atlantic would in fact be walking on the land... Strange occurrences nowadays...[/QUOTE] Well you see, every game comes true eventually.
[QUOTE=Mooe94;17198194]Does this mean I can sell my fat for money? :aaaaa:[/QUOTE] If you have old fat, and you want cash now, call CASH 4 FAT today!
[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;17198258]If you have old fat, and you want cash now, call CASH 4 FAT today![/QUOTE]This man = epic win.
Liposuction - The Patriotic Surgery! All they need to do is find a way for the livers of drunk people to somehow aid humanity and we're set for one huge party in the name of science.
Oh Cool.
Stuff makes good soap too...
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M[/media] Leave it to us Americans to stock up on a key supplier of life saving stem cells without even trying. We totally meant to do it all along:smugdog:.
[QUOTE=redonkulous;17199097] Leave it to us Americans to stock up on a key supplier of life saving stem cells without even trying. We totally meant to do it all along:smugdog:.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTosQerWBzU&[/media] We must harvest girls like this.
this was all part of america's master plan
Haha, we're healthier than you skinny fuckers now. Suck it.
[QUOTE=radioactive;17198249]Well you see, every game comes true eventually.[/QUOTE] I hope CoD 2 doesn't come true :ohdear: Also, who says gluttony is a bad thing?
HARVERT THE FAT PEOPLE FOR THEIR SOULS!!! *Evil laugh, then walks back into private room to continue playing Chess* [editline]09:35PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Billiam;17199195]I hope CoD 2 doesn't come true :ohdear: Also, who says gluttony is a bad thing?[/QUOTE] How is CoD 2 a bad thing? IT ALL HAPPEN.
I thought it was common knowledge that stem cells where everywhere [editline]09:44PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Lankist;17199191]Haha, we're healthier than you skinny fuckers now. Suck it.[/QUOTE] Doesn't quite work like that
[QUOTE=radioactive;17198249]Well you see, every game comes true eventually.[/QUOTE] That's absurd. What about TF2? But hopefully FO3 won't happen :(
[QUOTE=The Epidemic;17199555]That's absurd. What about TF2? But hopefully FO3 won't happen :([/QUOTE] TF2 is an exception. FO3 wiyw happen in south kowea, commurist misrrle wiyw wyn.
[QUOTE=Kondor;17199454]Doesn't quite work like that[/QUOTE] You aint a scientist the fuck you know?
[img]http://www.xmission.com/~mrets/ROCKY/DUMBING/dumMcDonaldsKids.jpg[/img] He's going to save the god damn world.
[i]Here we come to save the day![/i]
I smell a kickass sci-fi book coming up.
[QUOTE=Xmeagol;17197489]You know that, there's healthy fat, and unhealthy fat like the one you gain after eating McShitonalds[/QUOTE] You only think it's nasty because your fat.
I thought there wasn't good or bad fat, there's just stuff that makes fat and fucks up your liver and then there's stuff that makes fat and fucks up your kidneys and then there's stuff that makes fat and fucks your heart over ya know?
[img]http://www.sanctify.com/Images/Hallelujah-Horizontal_lg.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Solo Wing;17198272]This man = epic win.[/QUOTE] I don't think you're rimming him hard enough.
Wheres my check Obama? >_>
So it looks like Facepunch WILL save the world after all
the lardocaust: genocide of fat people in america
Fat people help save people? BRILLIANT
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