America discovers huge stem cell source within its own borders
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Holy fuck. Fat Little Sisters. What is this world coming to?
Finally these pro-life fucktards can get off their moral highground and realize that stem-cells can actually help.
[quote=alex_delarge;17206035]finally these pro-life fucktards can get off their moral highground and realize that stem-cells can actually help.[/quote]
Fat people have the right to live too killing them is immoral.
No I'm not incorrect about anything, it's wrong!
So I guess all those anti-stem cell cunts can shut right the fuck up now.
So this means I can become skinny while possibly getting paid and helping people?
[b]Kick ass[/b]
[QUOTE=Elstumpo;17206703]Fat people have the right to live too killing them is immoral.
No I'm not incorrect about anything, it's wrong![/QUOTE]
You don't need to kill people to get their fat. Thousands of people willingly get liposuction each year, just use that.
BRAVO! Looks like america has to save thoes damn french people again.
Does this mean those "what is your body worth" calculators are now wrong?
Man, I hope they make stem-cell cocktails over the next decade or two... I'm aching for some Electro Bolt.
So, I can help save my country? I mean, I'm not as fat as I used to be, but still.
Eat to save America!
Eat at McDonalds, CURE CANCER!
but im not fat
Who would've known it was right under our own man tits.
CuraGreen! It's people! It's made of people!
Come on foreigners; where's the, "Only in America" quotes?
[QUOTE=Karskin;17197451]What about a pill that turns your fat into life saving stem cells while shedding pounds?[/QUOTE]
What? and shit out stem cells? Wow, then they would be pretty crappy stem cells for research purposes.
LOL all the fatty people in this thread hoping for an easy way out of being fat
[QUOTE=Jeebz;17221208]LOL all the fatty people in this thread hoping for an easy way out of being fat[/QUOTE]Nope, we are hoping for a way to do a service for our country....and maybe a few government issued checks while we are at it. >_>
[QUOTE=poryon2;17199166]this was all part of america's master plan[/QUOTE]
America has no master plan, they just blindly stumble forward and they get lucky :v:
Regardless of whether this was conscious, subconscious or unconscious motive on the part of the USA, it could prove to be quite a leap forward.
[QUOTE=:smug:;17694649]America has no master plan, they just blindly stumble forward and they get lucky :v:[/QUOTE]
It's like Hollywood.
In Hollywood you just fail upwards.
[QUOTE=The Epidemic;17197681]No, I don't think any of us can kidnap you [B][I][U]AMERICAN PIGS[/U][/I][/B] without trying to smuggle a crane or some shit.[/QUOTE]
actually, the fattest man in the world is Mexican, I believe.
Hopefully this will lower the price of liposuction... :(
yea, no shit people are a huge stem cell source -.-
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;17698877]yea, no shit people are a huge stem cell source -.-[/QUOTE]
Everyone knows this, but it wasn't known that they could use fat in this way.
Nobody likes text emotes, by the way, at least not here.
[QUOTE=johnlukeg;17196886][url]http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/09/090907162316.htm[/url][/QUOTE]
I assumed they would find a giant graveyard of aborted fetuses. I was wrong.
[QUOTE=Wayword;17196915]So all we have to do is harvest fat people to save humanity?[/QUOTE]
win:win :biggrin:
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