• Players Uncover A Naked Ellen Page In Her New Video Game
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[QUOTE=carcarcargo;42492412]Naked Ellen Page is a failure of the game design[/QUOTE] oh no i made le page
It is my goal to one day make a huge, popular, and mainstream game. Buried within, I will include a perfectly rendered nude female character model that can easily be enabled even by the simplest modder. The catch is the model is [i]so perfect[/i] that it contains two billion polygons and will instantly crash the game. [editline]13th October 2013[/editline] If two billion isn't enough, I'll make it more, goddamn it. [i]Two trillion.[/i] The model itself will just take up a whole gig of memory.
Ellen Page is my real life waifu.
How can you like disgusting 3D?
[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;42515964]It is my goal to one day make a huge, popular, and mainstream game. Buried within, I will include a perfectly rendered nude female character model that can easily be enabled even by the simplest modder. The catch is the model is [i]so perfect[/i] that it contains two billion polygons and will instantly crash the game. [editline]13th October 2013[/editline] If two billion isn't enough, I'll make it more, goddamn it. [i]Two trillion.[/i] The model itself will just take up a whole gig of memory.[/QUOTE] Model her from the skeletal system up. Make sure that every detail from the folds in her large colon to the cute little dimple on the underside of her liver is modeled to stunning detail. And no one will ever see it.
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;42516129]Model her from the skeletal system up. Make sure that every detail from the folds in her large colon to the cute little dimple on the underside of her liver is modeled to stunning detail. And no one will ever see it.[/QUOTE]I will do exactly that, it will be glorious. Then when somebody can finally see it, years later when technology is capable of supporting it, they'll see something printed on her liver. You. Your avatar, your name, even your "Gold Member" title, and a link to this thread. They will know you, and of your heroic deeds. Then they shall remark, "truly, this mugofdoom has helped an insane man delve the depths of his insanity and come through unscathed."
[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;42516261]I will do exactly that, it will be glorious. Then when somebody can finally see it, years later when technology is capable of supporting it, they'll see something printed on her liver. You. Your avatar, your name, even your "Gold Member" title, and a link to this thread. They will know you, and of your heroic deeds. Then they shall remark, "truly, this mugofdoom has helped an insane man delve the depths of his insanity and come through unscathed."[/QUOTE] This is so beautiful. Thank you. Fuck, I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
same goes for GTA V, if you get turned on by low poly 3D tits there is a problem here
[QUOTE=GameDev;42516548]same goes for GTA V, if you get turned on by low poly 3D tits there is a problem here[/QUOTE] gta 5's ta tas are pretty low poly (and low texture resolution) compared to this naice ellen page
[QUOTE=GameDev;42516548]same goes for GTA V, if you get turned on by low poly 3D tits there is a problem here[/QUOTE] tits are tits
[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;42514965]heavy rain was like one of the most hyped ps3 games ever before release everyone was talking about how dark and gritty it was gonna be, and how it was supposed to be a super realistic interactive movie kind of thing, of course it was gonna sell a lot besides, even if a game sells well it doesnt mean its a well designed game not saying either are bad, just throwing this out there[/QUOTE] It was also, like, you know, a really good game. Good storyline, good atmosphere, well written characters, good narrative. And stuff.
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;42600660]It was also, like, you know, a really good game. Good storyline, good atmosphere, well written characters, good narrative. And stuff.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry but no. Go back and play it again. The story is full of plot holes and story arcs that go nowhere. Its an incoherent mess. [sp]The fact that you can read the thoughts of the characters, and not ONCE did Shelby think about how he's secretly the Origami Killer? Or that he has little to no solid motivation for investigating his own murders? The fact that Ethan's blackouts are never explained or expanded upon because they had to do with some psychic link magic bullshit that got cut at the last second. Just like how Shelby's asthma or Madison's insomania only play a role once and then disappear. The fact that Madison's only role in the game is to satisfy David Cage's creepy need for pointless shower and rape scenes and to act as a completely shoe-horned and unrealistic love interest. The part where Nawman Jaden just walks out of the police station with the supposed Origami Killer AND NOBODY QUESTIONED IT. The list goes fucking on and on. The game's a horrible mess.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Skyward;42600745]I'm sorry but no. Go back and play it again. The story is full of plot holes and story arcs that go nowhere. Its an incoherent mess. [sp]The fact that you can read the thoughts of the characters, and not ONCE did Shelby think about how he's secretly the Origami Killer? Or that he has little to no solid motivation for investigating his own murders? The fact that Ethan's blackouts are never explained or expanded upon because they had to do with some psychic link magic bullshit that got cut at the last second. Just like how Shelby's asthma or Madison's insomania only play a role once and then disappear. The fact that Madison's only role in the game is to satisfy David Cage's creepy need for pointless shower and rape scenes and to act as a completely shoe-horned and unrealistic love interest. The part where Nawman Jaden just walks out of the police station with the supposed Origami Killer AND NOBODY QUESTIONED IT. The list goes fucking on and on. The game's a horrible mess.[/sp][/QUOTE] I didn't say it was perfect, I said it was a good game with a good story line. I enjoyed the "interactive movie" aspect of it and I thought it was well made. I'm not going to completely dismiss a story line that I enjoyed and found myself enthralled in because of some silly plot-holes like [sp]them not wanting to reveal the ending of the game before you even finish it[/sp]. Suspension of disbelief and all that. It sold well because it was over-hyped and lots of people found it to be a good game, myself included. I'm sorry you didn't.
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;42600960]I didn't say it was perfect, I said it was a good game with a good story line. I enjoyed the "interactive movie" aspect of it and I thought it was well made. I'm not going to completely dismiss a story line that I enjoyed and found myself enthralled in because of some silly plot-holes like [sp]them not wanting to reveal the ending of the game before you even finish it[/sp]. Suspension of disbelief and all that. It sold well because it was over-hyped and lots of people found it to be a good game, myself included. I'm sorry you didn't.[/QUOTE] heavy rain (and this game) have really amazing 15 minute segments followed by retardedly disjointed, shoe-horned, pointless 10 hour segments. because all david cage can do is make trailers. when I played heavy rain, the only good parts were the ones shown in the trailers. they were actually fun and enjoyable. I've seen gameplay of beyond, and i've got to say it has the same issues that are only slightly better because of aiden.
Pictures removed. I'm sad now.
[QUOTE=endorphinsam;42601164]heavy rain (and this game) have really amazing 15 minute segments followed by retardedly disjointed, shoe-horned, pointless 10 hour segments. because all david cage can do is make trailers. when I played heavy rain, the only good parts were the ones shown in the trailers. they were actually fun and enjoyable. I've seen gameplay of beyond, and i've got to say it has the same issues that are only slightly better because of aiden.[/QUOTE] The single greatest part of the game is the finger cutting part.
[QUOTE=endorphinsam;42601164]heavy rain (and this game) have really amazing 15 minute segments followed by retardedly disjointed, shoe-horned, pointless 10 hour segments. because all david cage can do is make trailers. when I played heavy rain, the only good parts were the ones shown in the trailers. they were actually fun and enjoyable. I've seen gameplay of beyond, and i've got to say it has the same issues that are only slightly better because of aiden.[/QUOTE] Eh, I enjoyed it. It definitely was over hyped but I've met plenty of people who enjoyed it as well. I just don't think you can really blame the popularity solely on it being over-hyped. I have no interest in playing Beyond, though, it doesn't look as enjoyable. Indigo Prophecy (Fahrenheit) was fucking awesome though. I don't care what anyone says I loved that game.
[QUOTE=Paul McCartney;42601230]The single greatest part of the game is the finger cutting part.[/QUOTE] Probably the only moment in ANY game that physically made me cringe. Good god that was horrible.
[QUOTE=LoLWaT?;42492243]This isn't about that video in the OP. Check the actual screenshots in the reddit thread. Overall I do find it kind of strange that they actually took the time to model the breasts; nipples included. [editline]11th October 2013[/editline] It's just strange because it means that they most likely probably planned on showing it originally (and I wonder if that may have impacted the rating of the game and raised it from M to Ao, only because of how young the character being portrayed is)[/QUOTE] Models are almost always made full detail, and then clothing is placed onto the model, makes life easier.
[QUOTE=Brt5470;42601178]Pictures removed. I'm sad now.[/QUOTE] They may be removed from there but there is now millions of copies on the internet.
[QUOTE=Zeb Brown;42604693]They may be removed from there but there is now millions of copies on the internet.[/QUOTE] I can't find any of those copies unfortunately.
[QUOTE=Paul McCartney;42601230]The single greatest part of the game is the finger cutting part.[/QUOTE] the thing about heavy rain is that the small moments that everyone remembers, like the finger cutting and all the sad stuff with ethan's son, overshadow the laughable plotholes and inconsistent everything. iirc david cage at one point said that you should only play through one time so you don't ruin the illusion that HR has a good story.
Beyond: Two Souls is probably my second favorite game this gen, After GTA 5. The story is written perfectly. Ellen Page and Willem DaFoe are wonderful actors. The story was gripping and engaging and the endings were perfect and felt like they were worked on hard.
Eh who cares Sonic could shower in sonic adventure 1 and no one made a fuss about that!
[QUOTE=Banhfunbags;42604736]I can't find any of those copies unfortunately.[/QUOTE] Do you want me to upload my "Backup".
Interesting, but I hope that Quantic Dream won't edit the nude version of Ellen after this upcoming "scandal". I just like to think and be aware while playing BEYOND: Two Souls that "she actually IS nude there despite the camera angles". :D [url]http://www.cinemablend.com/games/Sony-Tries-Stop-Nude-Images-From-Beyond-Two-Souls-From-Spreading-Online-60045.html[/url] Just what I thought... according to Sony, it’s not actually her body.
Why is this a "scandal" in the first place? I don't get it.
[QUOTE=Crazy;42606579]Why is this a "scandal" in the first place? I don't get it.[/QUOTE] They weren't supposed to be seen by public eye, and people are overhyping it like crazy. And they think it's actually what she looks like nude, but it really isn't (possibly).
[QUOTE=Frosty701;42606587]They weren't supposed to be seen by public eye, and people are overhyping it like crazy. And they think it's actually what she looks like nude, but it really isn't (possibly).[/QUOTE] Did everyone also lose their shits when they realized that Mona Sax was actually fully nude and in very high detail in Max Payne 2?
[QUOTE=latuska90;42606485]Interesting, but I hope that Quantic Dream won't edit the nude version of Ellen after this upcoming "scandal". I just like to think and be aware while playing BEYOND: Two Souls that "she actually IS nude there despite the camera angles". :D [url]http://www.cinemablend.com/games/Sony-Tries-Stop-Nude-Images-From-Beyond-Two-Souls-From-Spreading-Online-60045.html[/url] Just what I thought... according to Sony, it’s not actually her body.[/QUOTE] What the fuck are they getting so butthurt about? This is bsdivally the same thing as someone photoshopping Ellen Page's head on a pornstar's body (which I assume has been done plenty of times before).
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