[QUOTE=Dr.Critic;42411922][I]'A computer cassette that contains details of his computer crimes'[/I]
Fuck my tea is now all over my clothes[/QUOTE]
Dear cassette diary: today I did many computer crimes
[QUOTE=Olas;42411500][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/lpF6y5m.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Jokes aside, they had some fairly impressive foresight in predicting that there would be cyber crime units. A cassette is just a form of storing media; It wouldn't look that crazy in real life obviously but destroying the hard drive is often one of the first things a criminal would do when he realized the cops were underway.
[editline]4th October 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Rellow;42411419][t]http://www.homelandsecureit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Computer_bomb.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/7333627/ShareX/2013-10/2013-10-04_21-10-10.png[/img]
"I'm Arnold Yabenson for senator, and I approve this message."
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/h191.jpg[/IMG]
The trio is here!
[IMG]http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/751306/99226658/stock-photo-hacker-99226658.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;42413657]The trio is here!
[IMG]http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/751306/99226658/stock-photo-hacker-99226658.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Holy fuck how big is that laptop?
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;42413657]The trio is here!
[IMG]http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/751306/99226658/stock-photo-hacker-99226658.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
See no Hacking
Hear no Hacking
Speak no Hacking
[QUOTE=Olas;42413758]Holy fuck how big is that laptop?[/QUOTE]
The laptop isn't big they are just good at hacking
[t]http://reachingutopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Computer-Hacker.jpg[/t]
hackers can physically reach out of your screen and touch you............ beware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At this point in time the word hacking has completely lost it's meaning.
I punched my CD ROM so it can close faster ~hacking~
[QUOTE=Olas;42411954]This was from a magazine around the [del]60s[/del] 80s where they featured a bunch of predictions of the "future". Pretty hilarious to see how close and how off they were to some things.
[editline]asas[/editline]
So I was way off, this is the book it's from: [URL]http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0531035670?ie=UTF8&tag=paleofuture-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=0531035670[/URL][/QUOTE]I actually have that book and the collection it's in. (all of them were in a garage sale box of books, my aunt bought them for five dollars when I was a kid) I recognized the image, so I went and looked and the book says it was written in 1981.
[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;42413955]I actually have that book and the collection it's in. (all of them were in a garage sale box of books, my aunt bought them for five dollars when I was a kid) I recognized the image, so I went and looked and the book says it was written in 1981.[/QUOTE]
Well she got a great deal because it seems to be worth a bit. I'd love to get my hands on a copy though, I'm sure it's pretty interesting.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;42413657]The trio is here!
[IMG]http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/751306/99226658/stock-photo-hacker-99226658.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Why is it that pretty much every computer-related stock art picture is either ridiculous, unintentionally hilarious, or both
I'm fat because I got hacked~!!
[QUOTE=Dog;42414223][IMG]http://www.relentlesslyoptimistic.com/WindowsLiveWriter/computer%20virus_thumb.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Oh hey it's that comedy tabloid thing.
Those were fucking coolio.
[QUOTE=Olas;42413968]Well she got a great deal because it seems to be worth a bit. I'd love to get my hands on a copy though, I'm sure it's pretty interesting.[/QUOTE]It would be nice if whoever had them before had taken care of them. They are not in good shape at all, they're beat to hell and little kids have colored in them with marker. :/
[IMG]http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/832894/129191162/stock-vector-ciber-attak-129191162.jpg[/IMG]
wat
[video=youtube_share;YMvMb90hem8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMvMb90hem8[/video]
Go to around 4 minutes and 45 seconds.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/xyTjsLN.png[/img]
most accurate representation of hacking yet
[QUOTE=koeniginator;42415459][img]http://i.imgur.com/xyTjsLN.png[/img]
most accurate representation of hacking yet[/QUOTE]
Where's his ski mask and gloves?
He is going to be found pretty easily
[QUOTE=gokiyono;42415496]Where's his ski mask and gloves?
He is going to be found pretty easily[/QUOTE]
He's already inside the internet. At this point he is basically a god.
[B]BONUS #6:[/B] The hacker hacks your laptop then beats you over the head with it.
[QUOTE=Sally;42415377][IMG]http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/832894/129191162/stock-vector-ciber-attak-129191162.jpg[/IMG]
wat[/QUOTE]
Cyberpresident Obama is getting Cybermugged by a Cyberterrorist with Cyberguns.
At least that's my interpretation.
[QUOTE=davidrb18;42417187]gasp
[IMG]http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/476797/115174897/stock-photo-internet-theft-a-gloved-hand-reaching-through-a-laptop-screen-to-steal-a-wallet-from-a-man-115174897.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
People don't need to throw money at the screen anymore
Its funny because all those are actually legitimate things you can do without much effort, although 5 is fucking hilarious
There was a presentation at defcon where they showed how to hijack a plane by confusing the autopilot and broadcasting false location signals
As for the car thing, most of that is hooked up to a single bus, with badly coded electronics, lots of cars nowadays come with that parking assistance crap, which happens to be a motor connected straight to the wheel, and the fuel injection is entirely computer controlled, so have fun with full throttle into a concrete wall
[editline]5th October 2013[/editline]
Then again if I had that much access to the targets car personally I'd just put a fragmentation bomb under the drivers seat, which is way less effort and more reliable :v:
"Wrecking your car"
Yeah the only electrical things in my car is the ignition system (spark plugs and stuff), the lights, the windshield wiper motor and the radio.
Good luck hacking into one of those and manage to cause a collision with it :v:
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