"Snow Is God's Way of Punishing Americans Who Were Planning to Drive to Do Something Gay"
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Thanks to the snow storm, I stayed home and got in touch with my neighbors, found out I had a cute bi guy next door, and we found his fudge factory.
Then we had unprotected anal sex.
Was god telling me to start a chocolate factory or to be gay? Or both.
Is there a video for this? I don't know how anyone could say that with a serious tone.
If that's true
San Francisco should be 100% white
[editline]27th December 2010[/editline]
by now
Well... I was planning on doing some pretty gay ass things.
But I wasn't snowed in, or drive...
[QUOTE=poopsicle;27018249]faith in humanity.
lacking[/QUOTE]
patience my friend
the times they are a changin'
Snow? A punishment? Oh dear, no imagination. Everyone I know would be delighted to have a blizzard up here. Snow is awesome.
[QUOTE=ThatDarnGrei;27018421]If god hates gay people so much and he is supposedly all-powerful, then why doesn't he just make homosexuality not exist?
Oh evangelicals, you so crazy.[/QUOTE]
oh, that's simple. God made evil exist so that way when he gave us free will we could make evil decisions on our own. Otherwise, getting sent to hell would seem pretty arbitrary.
I live in New York state and we got a ton of snow. Apparently this makes me gay.
haha im so smarked right now and this shit made me laugh
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;27019307]I live in New York state and we got a ton of snow. Apparently this makes me gay.[/QUOTE]
Oh your dirty gay man you!
There's a flaw to his theory. This could encourage the gays to stay at home and have sex with each other instead of being good Christians and going to church and whatnot.
I guess it's ok for all the non-americans to be gay.
[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;27019327]Oh your dirty gay man you![/QUOTE]
Now I can't go out and do all that gay stuff I apparently wanted to do!
[editline]28th December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Jabberwocky;27019336]I guess it's ok for all the non-americans to be gay.[/QUOTE]
Of course because anything goes in those Godless, heathen countries [I]outiside[/I] of America.
Snow is just god's dandruff.
Wet snow is his jizz. :smug:
[QUOTE=TwinkieHouse;27019350]Snow is just god's dandruff.
Wet snow is his jizz. :smug:[/QUOTE]
All snow is wet, it's frozen water.
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;27019361]All snow is wet, it's frozen water.[/QUOTE]
actually ice is dry
that's like saying metal is wet because it's just frozen
[QUOTE=Sector 7;27019389]actually ice is dry
that's like saying metal is wet because it's just frozen[/QUOTE]
Well I dun just got lernd.
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;27019361]All snow is wet, it's frozen water.[/QUOTE]
I'm talking in terms of accumulation. There's fluffy snow (good for snowballs), then there's wet, sticky, gross snow.
[QUOTE=TwinkieHouse;27019419]I'm talking in terms of accumulation. There's fluffy snow (good for snowballs), then there's wet, sticky, gross snow.[/QUOTE]
Snow and Freezing Rain.
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;27019431]Snow and Freezing Rain.[/QUOTE]
You're ruining my gay joke :saddowns:
[QUOTE=TwinkieHouse;27019452]You're ruining my gay joke :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
That's impossible. I live in the state of gay apparently so I couldn't ruin a gay joke.
I AM ONE.
Wait, I don't get it doesn't San Fransisco have warm weather year round?
[QUOTE=Valnar;27019480]Wait, I don't get it doesn't San Fransisco have warm weather year round?[/QUOTE]
Just you wait.....
Odd... East LA wasn't effected either.
[quote]In other blizzard-related news, the National Weather Service offered this update: "It's as white as a Glenn Beck rally out there."[/quote]
Haha that's a burn. I can't believe the a weatherman would say something like that.
The dutch government advised everyone in our country to stay at home with the huge amount of snow last week.
Great, our whole country is gay...
That means Antarctica is full of gays ! I KNEW IT !
You gays should come party in Australia this winter, the very few areas we have snow it's shit
Well, at least it rhymes.
Those preachers really have a stick up their ass about gays. Never mind all the real evil in the world, or in America; it's them gays they feel they should be worried about. Gays are mentioned only a few times in the Bible, yet still they go on about them like gays are going to nuke every major city in America in an alliance with Al-Qaeda or something.
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