"Snow Is God's Way of Punishing Americans Who Were Planning to Drive to Do Something Gay"
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Totally the most logical and reasonable explanation for blizzards.
Scandinavia and Russia must be really gay then.
[editline]28th December 2010[/editline]
And Russia even got motherfucking Putin.
My future step-uncle is gay and he managed to make it to the gym during the blizzard. Fuck you religion.
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;27020972]Those preachers really have a stick up their ass about gays. Never mind all the real evil in the world, or in America; it's them gays they feel they should be worried about. Gays are mentioned only a few times in the Bible, yet still they go on about them like gays are going to nuke every major city in America in an alliance with Al-Qaeda or something.[/QUOTE]
Those small references are used as justification for hurting and persecuting people who are different.
If that was true, Lisbon would be completely white [B]just because of me[/B]
BUT IT NEVER FUCKING SNOWS GRR
I don't know who's stupider, this guy or the guy who made this sign.
[img]http://www.bartcop.com/white-slavery.jpg[/img]
Yeah, Sure, tell that to my old pickup. It loves driving on snow!
I wonder if they're also aware that it impedes Americans who are just trying to get to work to do their job. Like cops. and EMTs.
[QUOTE=Itsjustguy;27020623]That means Antarctica is full of gays ! I KNEW IT ![/QUOTE]
penguin populations have unusually high numbers of homosexuals when compared to the rest of the animal kingdom
[QUOTE=Itsjustguy;27020623]That means Antarctica is full of gays ! I KNEW IT ![/QUOTE]
Come to think of it, don't penguins exhibit homosexuality?
[QUOTE=Jabberwocky;27022530]Come to think of it, don't penguins exhibit homosexuality?[/QUOTE]
yep, see above
[QUOTE=poopsicle;27022288]I don't know who's stupider, this guy or the guy who made this sign.
[img_thumb]http://www.bartcop.com/white-slavery.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
This is the stupidest thing I have seen this week.
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;27020972][b]Those preachers really have a stick up their ass about gays.[/b] Never mind all the real evil in the world, or in America; it's them gays they feel they should be worried about. Gays are mentioned only a few times in the Bible, yet still they go on about them like gays are going to nuke every major city in America in an alliance with Al-Qaeda or something.[/QUOTE]
:v:
I had a lot of snow last night and I ended up frenching a dude anyway,
I guess that explains why I see man-sized dongs made out of snow.
When hearing stuff like this I feel like living in a satire. Did I get sucked into the GTA universe perhaps?
Looks like the entire east coast is gay, or at least bi. We just had some snow flurries in Florida.
Because of the snow, I couldn't get home from work at the Bible factory to have sex with my wife in the missionary position, with the lights off, and a hole in the sheet for the purposes of procreation.
Canada must be a really gay Country then.
I'm on the East Coast and we have no snow at all?
EDIT: OH COME ON, EVEN FUCKING FLORIDA GOT SNOW? WHAT THE FUCK
Oh my god, I must be gay too. I'd come out of the closet, but the four feet of snow is blocking the door.
The good reverend must be gay.
The Borowitz Report is not real news you dumbies, it's just the Huffington Post trying to be like the Onion
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