• Rare goat-sheep hybrid born in Kildare
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[QUOTE=Buck.;44443487]I can't say I wouldn't still like to see it.[/QUOTE] Zoophile
[QUOTE=Superkilll307;44443519]Zoophile[/QUOTE] No, I don't want to see it happen. I want to see the outcome.
[quote]Paddy, who also owns Murphy’s pub in Ballymore Eustace, said the ‘geep’ has thrived since birth.[/quote] I know this guy (not very well, mind you), of course he goes and gets in the news while I'm not in the country.
[QUOTE=isoulcalibur;44442655]sperm goes into sheep vag sperm wins the lottery[/QUOTE] Secondary lottery won to prevent a stillbirth too.
I won't be surprised when this ends up in the goat simulator workshop
[QUOTE=false prophet;44442015]Hybrid animals are nearly always sterile.[/QUOTE] Well that's why i said get a bunch of non-sterile ones :v:
Knowing goats as well as I do, I can only imagine what sort of terrible monster this thing really is. See, goats know only one thing can truly satisfy their surprisingly intelligent goat brains: causing trouble. One time I was fixing a goat pen because the goats broke it because they are goats, and I set down the bag of screws I was using. This was a mistake. Without warning one of them snatched it up in it's teeth, swung the bag [i]as violently as it could[/i] and scattered the screws [i]outside[/i] the pen. Why? Because it's a goat and is therefore automatically an asshole. One of the few things that can slow a goat down is distracting it with food, tethering it to something which causes it's intelligence to reverse and turns it into a fucking retard, or cold weather. Goats generally adopt a "fuck this, too cold" attitude when it comes to destroying everything and only do so [i]occasionally,[/i] wishing they had wool. Now there is one who has wool, it's only weakness is a rope. Unfortunately, sheep are literally retarded and generally just mill around being sheep. They'll occasionally demonstrate their distant relation to goats by wrecking something, but for the most part they don't do much except for gently chew on stuff. Well, as some of you may know, tethering a sheep doesn't work because they'll chew through their rope because they're too dumb to figure out that it's not for eating. Gentlemen, I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this. This is the beginning of the end, the perfect storm of genetics that will bring about the apocalypse. Goats, with their innate need to spread destruction, sheep with their inability to distinguish ropes from edible things and complete lack of vulnerability to the environment. This geep, this unholy union, it can only cause terrible things and we must do something about it. Too bad it's so goddamn adorable though.
Most adorable thing ever Make it into a specie and sell them on the market as remplacement for dogs I'd buy one in a heartbeat ( if the price is less than 300$ )
The Welsh are at it again.
These can't reproduce, right?
[QUOTE=isoulcalibur;44442655]sperm goes into sheep vag sperm wins the lottery[/QUOTE]goat just cums in a vag until it happens
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